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The Gurgling Cod (he/him)

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jonathanbeecherfield.net JBF IRL. (Jonathan Beecher Field) The Internet's only early Americanist. Acting Dean of Weird Kids. Uncle. Assistant SID, PTKU. Early American settler colonialism, charcuterie, stonemasonry, mutts.

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 13h
I was just reading up on the early history of the Rangers (spoiler, not great!) and Roger's 28 rules of ranging from the mid 18th c would be a better choice for today's Warfighters.
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 16h
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Bridgerton: Claudia Jessie (Eloise) Fanning
ALT: Bridgerton: Claudia Jessie (Eloise) Fanning
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 16h
I mean, hey, Clemson had a home game right after hurricane Helene. It’s not like gas, ice and propane are things that both tailgaters and hurricane survivors need.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 18h
Him planning to go to this football game and use up however many first-responder resources that requires, while the region gets set to get blasted by a hurricane, really does just say a lot sports.yahoo.com/articles/gon...
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‘It’s gonna be a nightmare’: Alabama-Georgia faces a ‘perfect storm’ with President Trump visit and hurricane
Saturday’s showdown between the No. 2 Georgia Bulldogs and the No. 6 Alabama Crimson Tide was already a massive, high-profile game, but add in a College GameDay during the morning, and a visit from Un...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18h
1. sports are for everyone or they're for no one at all 2. that is an INCREDIBLE shirt arktimes.com/food-and-cul...
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Can a Black gay man still call the hogs? - Arkansas Times
White heteronormativity has long dominated the University of Arkansas. What does that mean for Black gay Arkansans?
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 19h
Also, Steely Dan covers
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 20h
I'm increasingly frustrated that people who are anti-AI aren't being taken seriously, and taking a page out of my thoughts on why the anti-trans backlash got as far as it did I'm starting to think the anti-AI side isn't extreme enough.
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A Boston marriage deserves better than Rutgers football
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ham map
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I keep thinking about how many aspects of college in the United States, from the admissions tour to the trustees, are engineered to facilitate rape culture. I might try to write a little bit about that.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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"Boo!"-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 07/10/2026
Night time, is the right time, for Ham Protein Cup
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks so much to @cam-utah.bsky.social for this thoughtful gift. I can’t wait to read it, ponder it, and then (probably) not apply it to my life and wonder why nothing is improving
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this man is about to arrange the fuck outta the horn section for a Steely Dan track
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Madeline Kahn can run me over with a dump truck
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Cole Wagoner 🦆 🏈 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my god this video has EVERYTHING
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Billiam @billh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh so Cornell is going to get a whole new administration. Ok cool.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bo and I do a whole episode on Songs in the Key of Life tomorrow
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Paging @jasonkirk.fyi
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I went with three other people to the Clemson game this past October 2 at 7:30 PM with three other people. I spent $70 on water.
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Salt Creek Regrets Opening Bsky @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought Leavitt left to spend time with her family Is she Tom Brady
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is a joke with a punchline that is “yes, but is there time?”
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
like many people, ken tries to fill the void in his heart with children granted, they're *your* children, but
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Conor Houghton @conjh.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Back in the early 90s it was fashionable, in Galway at least, to wear a black and white keffiyeh rolled up as a scarf; I walked in Garavan's one evening and the barman, without looking up, said "so what'll it be Yasser".
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𝕯𝖗. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐚 𝐌𝐮𝐢𝐫 ❌👑 @theresamuir.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Link to an article about the original bird place thread. "Trouble with the spaceship, was it?" 🤦😂 brobible.com/culture/arti...
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Twitter Thread Of Irish People Roasting Ill-Advised Outfits Is Proof Ireland Is Home To The Funniest People On The Planet
Ireland might be home to the funniest people on the planet based on a Twitter thread filled with stories about people in the country roasting others over
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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Oh, that’s very similar to “southern mom,” which clocks. “Oh, you always look so nice when you wear that dress” is a blistering underhanded compliment.
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is like that legendary thread of the Irish people taking the piss out of any sartorial innovation.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An important Bijan Robinson fact is that I asked him at his draft what show he was binge watching and he said THE MARVELOUS MS MAISEL. I think of this often.
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dan Marino was pretty good
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who the fuck knows
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For context, the Stacks are a brand new very expensive proprietary tailgate space. clemsontigers.com/the-stacks
clemsontigers.com
The Stacks
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here is the whole rant from the ACC network guy. Levels of pissbaby I didn’t existed. m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Terminally ACC network personality is mad about Clemson fans not being excited about an ACC network TV show
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 05/10/2026
perfect song. wish it was even longer music.apple.com/us/album/dea...
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Deacon Blues by Steely Dan on Apple Music
Song · 1977 · Duration 7:35
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Particularly relevant right now, and why I am and forever will be a Jameis hater (Also a reminder that “likable” people are capable of doing bad things and should still face consequences and often don’t)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
will be using this in future
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would it take more than one mass casualty event from a flyover at a sporting event to have them stop forever?
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Ra's Al Ghoul @uwes98.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
can't take my kitty because everyone knows cats are pagan
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having somebody from Marin tell you about the race in your home red state is really something
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rogation?
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same at Clemson last night
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh woof. Still voting for her over Lindsey’s sister.
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not sure I follow. She seems pretty legit?
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woof I meant Dr. Annie Andrews www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Meet the South Carolina Democrat looking to flip Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat
Dr Annie Andrews says her ‘mission remains the same’ as she now aims to unseat Darline Graham, sister of the late Republican senator
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You have my sword
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Relatable and also inspirational.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you are in Alpharetta you should DEFINITELY go to eat amazing Uzbek food from incredibly friendly people at Laghman Express. This is not my photo I was too hungry to snap pics
Laghman Express
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