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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 1h

"The Indian question"? Hey, that sounds familiar.

Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 11h

Liberty Biberty should be sent back to his home planet. And by that, I mean that he should be attached to the tip of a rocket and shot into space on a trajectory that would take him out of the Solar System and into deep space.

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Autumnal Blanx, but Scary. @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rare to see someone finish 5th in a lawsuit, but here we are.

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is the take 👇👇👇👇👇

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 30/09/2026

Hey y’all, we still doing Trash Tuesday? I’ve got something that just hit me, but it’s not so trashy. Get ready for Arch Manning to nepobaby his way into a sweet TV gig in roughly five years after he and his noodle arm wash out of the NFL.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 30/09/2026

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’re not a fan of General Hospital? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Rick Springfield! [SMITH]: That's Bruce Springsteen.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 28/09/2026

You know, I saw an episode of House Hunters where the couple looking for a house was actually a throuple, and you know, people might have a problem with that, but I would say to lighten up about three people who love each other deeply as long as there are people who get off by watching Wake vs. BC.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 27/09/2026

I had no idea that there was “Choosin’ Texas” discourse going on. It’s a pop song. Don’t think too hard about it.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Our new ‘Little Flyers’ range of snacks hasn’t gone down well. No idea why. Kids are crying.

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The only time I identify with the "actually America has always sucked" killjoys is when a post starts going around about how back in the day rural southern culture was about cool stuff like violently resisting federal authority. You know, for reasons that were probably super chill and normal.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 25/09/2026

Question #1: Do you want Alberta to become the world's largest bantustan?

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 25/09/2026

Somebody's got a third-degree case of "LOOK AT ME DAMMIT."

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 23/09/2026

British Airways has been on the "never again" list for me for several years now, so I was nodding my head while reading this thread.

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3rd Degree @3rddegree.net · 20/09/2026

Instant Reaction - 3 Things: #FCDallas vs Austin FC. #DTID #SomosFCD

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 19/09/2026

Goddammit. I hate nice things about Chris Simms, but… he makes some points.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 18/09/2026

The #1 I always say in response is, “If you can do it then, why not now?”

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[calling into WFAN] Netherlands at 3? They haven't played anyone. Ukraine's out there every day sending tiny drones to take out Russian oil infra while they're just sitting in Amsterdam playing on their computers.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 16/09/2026

I am just like the Pope. (In the "doing tech support for family" way, not the "leader of the Catholic Church" way, obv.)

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 15/09/2026

If you're waiting to quit the Ed Sheeran tour, STAY IN LINE.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 15/09/2026

The "other EU language" line at the top is killing me. As a German speaker, I resent being lumped in with the Dutch.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 15/09/2026

I'm actually kinda disappointed. I was hoping that it would be White Castle or something like that, simply for the sheer comedy involved.

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 15/09/2026

A picture is worth a thousand words, and the chart shown especially so. It lays out in precise detail based on parents and grandparents who a German is, who a 1st and 2nd degree "mixed-blood" is, and who a Jew is. It tells who's allowed to marry whom and who is a citizen and who isn't.

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SDM @meddocle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is incredible @pablo.show

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 15/09/2026

“Psycho trans person” I’ve seen lots of feedback for Kyle over the years, but that’s a new one.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 15/09/2026

I will give You People (complimentary) the Cocky Bovine Guarantee on one thing: I am absolutely NOT going to watch a movie about a scuba diver that gets eaten by a whale.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

tmw you dad calls while you're trying to hit a deadline at 6 am and reminds you it's your anniversary better buy your wife a gift son so you thank him for being a great dad who has your back then he calls back like 10 minute later and is like "its not actually your anniversary lol cooked you sucker"

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Busta Rhymes: Should I buy a house... or... a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey

NFTea expert: Houses are often more of a liability than [text truncated]

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/09/2026

Pieces like this always remind me of the 19th Century German writer Karl May, who wrote dozens of novels and stories set in the Old West that are still published today, despite his never having been there. But at least May wasn’t doing it for any reason other than making money.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 13/09/2026

I’m rooting for Utah against Arky, like any good Texas fan from back in the day, but man, that Monster XII logo on the field is really off-putting.

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 12/09/2026

I was watching soccer, so I missed Big Nude. Am I to understand the University (sic) of Oklahoma lost to The Leaders and Best a week after everyone thought that The Leaders and Best were CLOWNFRAUD? Am I understanding this correctly?

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 12/09/2026

I understand that Sen. Cooler appeared on College Gameday. 1. Thanks for continuing to ensure my non-viewership, ESPN. 2. Congrats to the Buckeyes.

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Ian Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

New non-toxic masculinity slogan just dropped

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