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Nikolai Denmark

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
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Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon. Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 47m
Thinking of a modest pied a tierre near work to save on the commute. Seems prudent. www.har.com/homedetail/1...
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Tim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Sept. 30th Oct. 1st
Dedra Meero's default, comfortable scowl.Dedra Meero approximating a warm smile. Scary stuff.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 4h
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 5h
Ken Paxton offered plea deals to at least 10 students accused of raping their classmates.
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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 5h
Experts say President Donald Trump's goal of lowering gas prices by prohibiting diesel exports would devastate the energy sector and cause fuel shortages.
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Trump’s proposed diesel exports ban could hurt Texas refineries
Experts say the president’s goal of lowering gas prices by prohibiting exports would devastate the energy sector and cause fuel shortages.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 17h
Abolish the death penalty. It’s not justice; it’s cruelty.
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 20h
Dual lane McDonald’s drive thru a should designate one lane for people who ordered in the app
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Rhett Derrick @lawzag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fundamental mistake here is in order to prepare the shot correctly, you need to pour the vodka, wait six months, and then pour the sake on top shortly before drinking it. My guess is you accelerated this process and ended up doing multiple Tsushimas in a single setting.
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 20h
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 20h
Bryan Abreu, who was headed to the Twins in a deadline trade for Trevor Larnach before Astros owner Jim Crane nixed the deal, just allowed a three-run homer with Houston's season on the line.
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 21h
Pretty sure I’m on the bench (or honestly I might’ve taken the picture) but real dudes rock moments here.
The 2004-05 MIAC Champion St Thomas Tommies
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 21h
I have sinned greatly in a past life. Mom threw away dads old rock solid printer/scanner/copier because it was too big. She now wants me to research a “reliable, user friendly, COLOR printer” I’m assuming it’s the color version of whatever Brother’s selling.
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 23h
Oklahoma summer cannot end until the hubris of the Tulsa “State” Fair is expunged.
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 30/09/2026
Donald J. Trump
realDonaldTrump
The Inspector General’s Report just came out on Jerome “Too Late” Powell’s “renovation” of the Federal Reserve Headquarters in Washington, D.C. The IG’s Report states that there were “deficiencies in the management of the renovation project.” The Building is over budget, at a Record Setting rate and, at a minimum, “Too Late” Powell should be forced to resign from the Board. He can’t manage a Building, and he certainly shouldn’t be allowed to manage his High Interest Rate Policy (only on “TRUMP!”). I have asked Attorney General Todd Blanche to study the report, and make a determination as to what to do about a relatively small Building Complex that is Hundreds of Millions of Dollars over budget, and is now going to cost, according to the Report, at least 2.5 Billion Dollars, with no end in sight. The Report states, “We were concerned to find that the Board did not obtain a project cost estimate from the [construction manager] until January 2026, which was 3.5 years after construction began and after the Board had awarded more than $2 billion in construction costs. As of July 2026, more than 4 years after construction began and $2 billion has been awarded for construction, the Board had yet to set a [guaranteed maximum price]” — An absolutely unheard of situation! — “The Board therefore still does not have cost certainty and has not transferred material risk to the [construction manager]." In actuality, I think that the 2.5 Billion Dollars will be 3.5 Billion Dollars, and maybe 4 Billion Dollars by the time they’re finished, and may never get properly built. Soundproofing, and all other elements of the Building, will be inferior to what was previously there. In particular, the magnificent beauty, sculptured ceilings and walls, and so many other things which made the Federal Reserve Building stand apart, will never be captured again, and are only being replaced by flat, boring, less than midlevel finishes. I could have done a far better …a tin of copenhagen snuff
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 23h
Love birthday party week as random ass people are texting me to RSVP and providing wildly different amounts of identifying information
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Perhaps the most “let them fight” headline I’ve ever see.
G.O.P. Nominee in Texas Privately Said Trump's Convention Hurt Him 
Ken Paxton, one of the party's top Senate candidates and a Trump loyalist, said that
"everybody's numbers dropped" after the event, according to audio obtained by The Times.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a Michigan fan, I guess I can empathize with Eric Schmitt. The Iowa Hawkeyes are exposing a lot of people as gigantic frauds these days.
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doodle’s school is doing their annual fundraiser and he gets mega points for every contact I offer up. Anyone up for some spam texts?
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who authorized the cloning of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III?
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wisconsin apologist who rejects one of Sconnie’s only good exports.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed.
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Settle down @makeshermark.bsky.social
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Radiohead is the least enjoyable major band of the last 40 years. No band is less fun I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead. The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have questions.
A bumper sticker reading “Willel Dafoe ate my flip flops and stole my Tupperware lids”
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Texas, do you have a plan to vote? Just six days remain to update your registration or register to vote in this election. Make a plan to vote & share this graphic with two friends to help us build the movement we need to take back Texas.
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LAWD HE COMING
Walt Disney’s Robin Hood
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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BDC @bdoncarlos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BRB converting a duck boat to a slab and starting a Buffalo Bayou tour business
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Noooooooooooooooooooo
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Freak.
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LAWD HE COMING
Walt Disney’s Robin Hood
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SPOOKTACO @chocotaco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
record the first JJ/Skattebo convo
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sent doodle’s teacher a note about a few things today and casually mentioned it was his birthday. Her response included “he’s had a countdown going in the classroom since 9/1”
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Doodle has been promoted to Seven (7) with all the privileges and responsibilities thereof. He is accepting job offers and paid internship opportunities at this time. @chloedenmark.bsky.social
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why does no one on Rushville HS’s OL have a number in the 50s, 60s, or 70s?
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baker Mayfield, YOU are in the contraption
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Im not sure what the Vikings and Bucs are doing, but I don’t think it’s football
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baker Mayfield, YOU are in the contraption
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Kung Hei FYat Choy!-Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good time to sign up to be a poll worker for November (if you can spare the time) www.eac.gov/help-america...
eac.gov
Become a Poll Worker | U.S. Election Assistance Commission
The EAC encourages those interested in becoming poll workers at the polls on Election Day to learn more about what is required and how to sign up to work with your local election office.
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can have a dumb QB and function You can have a dumb RB and win You can’t have both.
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now to spend the week studying the blade (finding weaknesses in Maryland’s defense)
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuckin ow
Lifted 26k pounds with legs

Ow
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OPERATIONCWAL
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Respectfully
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feels unnecessary. I guess 18 or 21 is still three possessions, but inside two minutes just kick the FG and call it a day.
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Katherine @krzonca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pat fitzgerald I will see you in hell
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There we go
Pat “Pinkerton” Fitzgerald in his feelings and down 18
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How you get hurt tackling a QB?
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