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pan+polyam. she/they/it. a vile, ill-tempered, and thoroughly wretched little creature. i make #art 🌻🇵🇸 linktr.ee/thecryingcryptid icon: picrew.me/en/image_maker/2904459

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1st panel: (It's a pokemon, maybe Gengar) 'everyday I try...
2nd panel: Gengar laying down 'and everyday I fail'
3rd panel: Gengar walking away 'but everyday I get up'
4th panel: Gengar with a huge smile 'and try again'
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🌿viktor aleksander🌿🩸devil's minion pilled🩸 @nooskadraws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
QRP with your skull art! 🪦💀
Digital illustration of a pile of human skulls stacked on top of each other. It is black, white, and grey. It is lined with scratchy black ink.
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🌼🇻🇪 Kibu @ adapting in new home!! @pxkibu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forged in fire ⚰️ my vampire OC, Gisvarðr/Gaspard 🩸 #ocsky #art #vampires
Halfbody piece of my OC Gisvardr. He’s an older vampire with gray streaks in his brown hair and beard, wearing a vest and cape designed to resemble bat wings, framed against a dark background with a large red moon behind him.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 01/10/2026
Rewatched over the garden wall and the pottsfield festival song is particularly precious to me because it's based on shape note/sacred harp singing. It's an incredibly old style of american christian folk song and I love that they pulled up that tradition
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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amaris is an AWFUL morning person when she can’t starry vigil, but even considering that she doesn’t like most food so she’s a “tea for breakfast” girlie Aurora can and has eaten sushi for breakfast Bats will eat the entire Lenny’s breakfast menu no matter the time of day
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
scenic image of a pastel sky with soft clouds and a rainbow arc, overlaid with black, gothic-style lettering in the center.

"I don't wanna be where the people are".

@PlantYourHappiness".
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime.
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lave ⋆.˚⟡🦋 | learning how to draw again 🦋 tablet pen broke @lavellyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey! I'd really like to not make my commissions queue even longer while still being able to afford therapy & necessities, so if you have the means, please consider subscribing to my patreon! 🌺 www.patreon.com/Lavellyne Just boosting this post is also a huge help; thank you! 🌺❤️
my oc cecil hiding behind a ghost wingmy oc eurelious covering his face with a ghost wing, while holding a black candle
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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
damn this urgent clinic has the Good Face Masks. and for once I’m just the chauffeur.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
There are many ways to improve your life: - read books - be kind - read more books - rest - read so many books that an ancient power of undying fire ignites deep in your eyes - hydrate - read more books
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Dave Ghoul @daveghoul.com · 25/09/2026
QRP your spooky art.
The Godeaters. 2025. Digital mixed medium. 

Sux silhouetted human figures standing in a row in a red mist in a barren field. The two closest have small glowing red eyes. A moon can be seen in the sky.
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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hockey is a great sport
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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the only holy grail I recognize
a photo of the Stanley Cup, the championship cup of the NHL, taken at a preseason game for the Carolina Hurricanes
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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if ever i need a good cry all i gotta do is watch David and Patrick's wedding episode it fucks me up EVERY TIME when the Jazzagals start singing "Simply the Best"
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
season's changing
A collection of season-themed knightly helmets.
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Cloud🔞 @lillhappycloud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you say 'all erotica is bad, no exceptions' you inevitably end up down the rabbit hole of conservatism where LGBT folks, queer culture and anything deemed 'strange' sexually is renounced and eventually banned through legal means.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 23/09/2026
Tell your reps of your governing body to protect sexual freedom. Payment processors HAVE to be fucking stopped. It feels petty atp
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Jeannette @jeannettearroyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jake Lawrence @timecowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
some creatures you might find in the woods.
Two panels; top is of some glowing sprite type creatures huddled together in the grass and the second is a big black serpentine creature with blank yellow eyes moving slowly through the forest.
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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Amaris: does that thing where she’s CLEARLY performing acts of service or saying flirty/loving shit in a detached way and is all “what? that’s just completely normal behavior. I’m so normal rn.” Aurora: blurts out “I love you” out of nowhere (literally canon) Rey: “hey we should fuck”
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like 90% of being a woman is taking out your Bobby pins at the end of the day and just leaving them wherever (car, table, shower, silverware draw etc etc) and then also not having any Bobby pins when you actually need them (heist)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sagittarius: Take some comfort in knowing that at least you’re providing a nice show for everyone as they witness your catastrophic downfall into oblivion.
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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
whimsical people register to vote
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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Amaris craves to connect to people but is easily scared off by things. Aurora is pretty much an open book she wants the world to be her friend lol. Rey isn’t necessarily guarded but she’s not handing out her life story on a whim. She doesn’t even like to discuss her feelings with her partner.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Lio🌿@MCM Londong AA H-02 @kroovv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Vox Machina✨ #CriticalRole | #Art
An illustration of Vox Machina from Critical Role season 1. From the top we have Vax, a half elf with long brown hair, wearing black armour with large black raven wings. He looms above Grog a Goliath barbarian, hes smiling with a wild grin, flexing with Scanlan and Pike on his shoulders. Scanlan on the left is a gnome bard playing his lute and Pike is a gnome Cleric raising a pint of ale to the viewer. Under Scanlan is Trinket the bear with Vex a half eld ranger with brown hair and a blue outfit. Beside her on her right is Keyleth a half elf druid with red hair and a large cloak made of leaves and besides her is Percy a human gunslinger wearing a finer blue clothing and holding a gun, above him is the shadow figure of Orthax a demon with red glowing eyes and a sharp toothy grin
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lave ⋆.˚⟡🦋 | learning how to draw again 🦋 tablet pen broke @lavellyne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey all! Just wanted to share a small goal I would like to reach before the end of this year, which is 50 patrons on my patreon 💜 We're currently at 33 patrons, so any new pledge is a big step forward, especially since I need to get a new tablet. yvy
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 08/08/2025
Children of the corn, by the corn, for the corn
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The battle of Helm’s Deep is the most perfect piece of cinema to ever exist
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/09/2026
Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question"
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so Siobhan is just Like That™️ 💕
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Sho | Dora Ingrid @doraingrid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i'm incapable of staying mysterious on the internet i miss you durgetash, i miss youuuuuu, look at this #wip, ok bye
a photoshop work in progress shot of gortash and niamh in fine clothes, dressed for the occasion
the illustration is a study of a leyendecker piece
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Sam 📷 [Resources for Artists] @sambestock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I wish there were models of older people." Y'ALL CHECK THIS OUT ⤵️
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
The ex-Disney imagineer that slapped together the McConnell animatronic over the last three months gets a C‐ for effort
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
rick rolling was so wholesome. you guys! you tricked me into listening to this nice song i cant believe it
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ciil 🦭 @ciil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
genuinely funny when u start hallucinating AUs for ur ocs like yes this is my fandom of 1 where i write the canon AND the fanfic. i am the whole ecosystem
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They had o n e practical magic popcorn tin left at my theater. Might turn it into a dice tray.
A metal popcorn tin made to look like a red book with a raven on the cover.
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Lili 💉🩸 ➡️ MFF @steelwithteeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please check out my new gore buttons! ✨🥩 steelwithteeth.com/collections/...
two heart shaped can badges held by a hand, they have illustrations of meat and teeth and have a sparkly finishheart shaped illustrations of teeth, guts, and meatAn oval shaped can badge with an illustration of teeth
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i'm just gonna say it: as someone who has spent many years working with kids i'm convinced this kind of shit is why they can't read. why they don't know how to spell their names. why they don't know their COLORS.
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Nix~🍉 @punklenix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sales from this batch are going to fund something joyful, like a pizza! Or maybe a burrito! Ngl a small pizza sounds rad.
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
he is... CATBAT! #Cat #Caturday
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