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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨

@thecryingcryptid.bsky.social

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pan+polyam. she/they/it. a vile, ill-tempered, and thoroughly wretched little creature. i make #art 🌻🇵🇸 linktr.ee/thecryingcryptid icon: picrew.me/en/image_maker/2904459

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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the only holy grail I recognize

a photo of the Stanley Cup, the championship cup of the NHL, taken at a preseason game for the Carolina Hurricanes

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They had o n e practical magic popcorn tin left at my theater. Might turn it into a dice tray.

A metal popcorn tin made to look like a red book with a raven on the cover.

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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A sleepy black cat

A black cat sleeping with a lizard toy

A black cat sitting up with a lizard toy

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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It’s Drowned Empire Ending Day! A dragon slayer’s gotta have a balanced breakfast 😎

A can of Dunkin Double iced espresso

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Amaris’ familiar William (yeah this is a hand puppet of a ferret I got to use while playing dnd)

A hand puppet of a ferret making the Shocked Pikachu face

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Amaris:

A hand puppet ferret making the surprised Pikachu face

You guys are getting hit points?

Girl put down the tarot cards. Go buy a gun.

On the one hand, gold (your personality). On the other hand, gold (your cute face).

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Aurora:

Text post that reads “whatever you heard about me I’m actually worse”

Text post that reads “put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time”

Screenshot from The Other Bennet Sister “why is everything with you so relentlessly disappointing?”

A photo of a nuclear mushroom cloud explosion with text “the world isn’t kind. Skill issue I am”

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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

well that just seems a cruel alignment of events

phone widgets, one stating the temperature to be 98 degrees F and that there’s an extreme heat warning, the other widget shares a vocabulary word “calefacient” which means “warming”

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Stormy is also rapt by the 1st period #carolinahurricanes #letsgocanes

The Carolina Hurricanes mascot Stormy, a pig, is in a hockey jersey sitting on top of a restaurant booth engrossed in the gameplay happening on the restaurant tv.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Damn it really got me poomang.com/en/t/smooth_...

Personality test result for a “Chill Flounder” which basically means im an anti social weird little adhd guy

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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I love making jewelry

A beaded necklace of gold, green, iridescent, and black beads of various sizes patterns and finishes. There is a large pendant of faceted green with black bluebell beads on either side.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

The Aurora x Simamar x party dynamic in a single chat grab

A screenshot of a discord chat that conveys that the entire party shares a single braincell. The dm, Kerri, expresses that she loves the “himbo x bimbo ship” of Aurora and Simamar to which Aurora’s player says “they share one braincell and it’s not with each other”

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I’m having very normal feelings about this pamphlet on bats I picked up today

A pamphlet titled “Bats of Eastern North America. A comprehensive guide to all species.” It is written by Rob Mies and features a large full color image of a tan bat in flight.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I love finding cool little kickstarters @crittervalley.bsky.social (plush and sweater are from Crittervalley dress is from Plushie Dreadful)

A dark brown wolf plush dressed in a grey apron dress with a ghost embroidered on the apron. It is wearing a brown knit sweater.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

America is awful but Pandora is perfect 🖤

A black sleepy cat laying on the chunkiest blue crochet blanket ever. It’s a very cozy blanket.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I promise she’s having a good time…

A black cat snuggled up on a chunky knit blue blanket. She has a very adorable but very grumpy looking face.

A black cat snuggled up on a chunky knit blue blanket. She has a very adorable but very grumpy looking face.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

i've seen this before...

painting of "The Entombment of Christ" by baroque painter Caravaggio. A dramatic painting of multiple people lifting the body of christ with various poses of physical exertion and just standers by.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

It is time 🎃

A picture of a still on a TV from “Halloweentown” where Marnie tells her mom “Mom I’m 13 ok? I’m practically a grownup.” It comes across as childish as it seems.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Inflation is getting out of control they took two whole rolls out of this frozen pack.

A tin of frozen cinnamon rolls with two rolls clearly missing.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

also stop with this nonsense. “We know it’s not ideal.” THEN FUCKING CHANGE IT. YOU CONTROL THE APP.

“You can’t make changes to your plan in the app. We know it’s not ideal.”

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

💅

A survey asking why a user is canceling their Spotify subscription. The user has given the answer “You’re running ads for the ICE agency. I won’t tolerate a company using my money to bankroll fascism and terror.” They’ve then selected the “extremely unlikely” option in response to the question “how likely are you to subscribe to Spotify again in the near future?”

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

This bitch thinks she owns the whole bed…and she’s right

My hand rubbing Pandora’s belly (a black cat) while she is curled up right in the middle of the bed

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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

The most perfect Halloween picture of Pandora

A black cat sitting in a cat scratcher-house that’s shaped like a pumpkin with a graphic of a black cat lounging over it

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I feel like the cutest little summer goth with the dirtiest bathroom mirror in this dress

Mirror selfie in a very dirty bathroom mirror of Waffles wearing a black summer dress with a white floral print.

Mirror selfie in a very dirty bathroom mirror of Waffles wearing a black summer dress with a white floral print.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

welp uquiz.com/quiz/2lqf0f/...

collage of several photos of fictional men described as “pathetic”. A quiz result stating “your result: pathetic grown man. Impressive how you’ve spent your entire life fumbling the bag.”

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Amazing what two stressful vet visits, drugs, and a diet change can do for a baby

A close of photo of the sleepiest black cat snuggling on a white fuzzy blanket.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

The face 🔮 the perfume

A selfie of Waffles when they had their purple hair still. They are in a car wearing a distressed grey sweater and a raven skull necklace and large round black glasses.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

You can’t even tell she was trying to climb straight up the living room wall 20 mins ago 🐦‍⬛

A sleepy black cat laying on the viewer with one eye open.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

there's a sale in my teepublic shop for almost the next 40 hours! check it out if you feel so inclined (link in post below and in bio)

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

honestly I might do a series of vintage inspired anti-fascist posters. you can find this in my threadless.

a vintage style anti-fascist poster, based on a french poster from the 1960s. it features a black silhouette rat that looks very evil and menacing with a red eye holding a red MAGA hat with it's tail. the large block text reads "FASCIST VERMIN. COMMUNITY ACTION."

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I got a new wig so I’m about to be insufferable 💜😈

a selfie of Waffles in a lavender wavy wig.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

*"Disco Inferno" plays from another room* #deiciderpg #art

a pencil and charcoal style digital drawing of a woman with wild curly hair and large round glasses. it is done with simplified colors of peachy orange and bright blue. there are black blobs and large vintage white text which reads "Dr. Bats and the Eldritch Disco Nightmares". the watermarks read "@thecryingcryptid".

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

my life is once again complete. now I just need Murdoch Mysteries but that’s over 20 seasons…

Box set of the complete collection of “Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries”. The cover depicts Miss Phryne Fisher a woman in her 40s in 1920s fashion with a black flapper style bob.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

absolutely clawing the walls of my enclosure

A screenshot of a Spotify countdown for Ghost’s new album “Skeletá” that releases in 3 hours 48 mins and 30 seconds at the time of the screenshot. The animated album display shows a gothic papal figure in skeleton regalia.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

sometimes Pandora basks in how much of a covergirl she is 🖤

A black and white photo of a black cat looking wistfully out to the side. You can’t tell but she’s looking out to the back door window yearning for the great outdoors which I don’t let her go anymore since the bird plague is rampant and can kill cats.

A black and white photo of a black cat looking wistfully out to the side. You can’t tell but she’s looking out to the back door window yearning for the great outdoors which I don’t let her go anymore since the bird plague is rampant and can kill cats.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

she also wants to keep track of the weather today 🥺

POV a black cat laying mostly asleep over the lap of someone watching YouTube storm tracker Ryan Hall on a laptop. The original Addams Family show is playing on the tv in the background cus the viewer has crippling adhd and needs multiple things going on at once.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

me looking at all the embedded supercells

gif from Jurassic Park, Tim leaning over a tree trunk exclaiming "look how much blood" with a sense of macabre fascination

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Ryan Hall: if you had any plans today, nope, no you didn't

HRRR weather model showing embedded supercells in a line of storms coming through Arkansas, Western TN, Southern Illinois, Western KY, and Indiana

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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

*insert “I’m tired of this grandpa” gif*

A tweet from the Montgomery County severe weather Twitter account. “A High Risk Severe WX Outlook has been issued

Montgomery County remains in the Moderate Risk. NW portions of the county are within a 25 mile point of the High Risk.

“A tornado outbreak is expected today… Numerous tornadoes… multiple long-track EF3+ tornadoes appear likely. “”

There are four maps that show the center of the severe weather will be focused around the far western end of TN and will be in the High severe end of the spectrum.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

She’s beautiful 🥹 and she doesn’t fit the cane tip it got but it’s fine 🥹

The handle of an Irish style blackthorn + hazel cane. It’s thick.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Happy Ostara! It’s 50 degrees here 🫠🌻☀️

Selfie of a white woman with am arm tattoo sleeve, large round glasses, and long black wavy hair. She has bleached eyebrows, reddish eyeshadow, and a spiderweb septum ring.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

I’m rather excited about this cane tip I ordered to go with a new cane coming in (hopefully this week). Like me she got that chunky base.

hand holding up a round burgundy rubber tip for a cane. The relative scale shows it is rather large and chunky with a wide base suggesting it will offer great stability compared to a standard cane tip.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

lol y’all

a screenshot of a storm prediction center tornado outlook for central/southern USA. It shows a large portion of many states covered by a 15% and 10% hatched risk of severe tornadoes popping up.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

my emotional support gremlin 🐦‍⬛

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

See? It works ppl

a private chat that reads as follows.
person 1: the boomslang is my favorite animal 1) because its name rules and 2) its venom causes its victim to bleed excessively and die which is metal as fuck. This is me attempting to flirt with you by sharing a weird animal fact.
Person 2: wait bleed like internally or just generally bleed a lot like hemophilia
Person 1: internally. It causes the muscles and brain to bleed excessively.
Person 2: THATS SO COOL
person 1: I KNOW
person 2: IT TURNS YOU INTO A FRUIT GUSHER
person 1: GROSS BUT YEAH
person 2: MAKE OUT WITH ME
person 1: IM ON MY WAY

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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Pandora immediately came out of her hiding spot when the intro was playing

A black cat standing on the viewer’s side gazing off to the side. It is as uncomfortable as it sounds.

A black cat laying on the viewer’s side. It’s not as uncomfortable as it sounds. But she’s not exactly a lightweight cat.

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Heheheh found it

a tv showing the opening title screen for the 1995 BBC miniseries production of Pride and Prejudice

✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

i love it when i can recreate my actual wardrobe in these things

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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

one of those characters is an adult. take a guess which one.

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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨ @thecryingcryptid.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

text block repeating "make nazis afraid again" in gothic style type with "have a nice revolution" at the bottom