Reposted by The CriticIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Have you tried eating too much candy about it 1525660
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everyone is saying these Cornell rapists should have their futures ruined. I disagree. I think letting them have futures at all is too generous. 000
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Folks these days need to understand that there are some people who are just weird little freaks. There’s no category for them, they’re not on any neurodivergent spectrum, they’re not acting out some earlier trauma, they don’t have a brain chemical imbalance. They’re just weird little freaks. 000
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Read this, print it out, post it everywhere, share it widely. BECOME A HATER!!!! 110
Reposted by The CriticAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025The wounded knee thing is really Trumpism distilled to its essence. It’s not enough to be able crush people who can’t fully defend themselves, it’s not enough to actually crush them, you also have to love and admire those who do the crushing otherwise the Trumpists’ delicate feelings are injured 16192092264
Reposted by The CriticZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 26/09/2025As Netanyahu addresses the United Nations in New York City this morning, the world recoils in horror at the ongoing genocide in Gaza. 6352271128
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Can someone tell "The Youth" that the way to stretch out a word in print is the same as when you do it vocally? Like when you're saying something is "huuuuuuge," add the letters that make the sound. I see people texting "hugeeeeeee" and I think "Huggy?" like the diapers but with a long "y" sound. 000
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I think there need to be interventions for brain rot, just the same as any other drug. 000
Reposted by The Critic Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 05/09/2025It will take decades to unfuckup this country. 1262053247
Reposted by The CriticPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/09/2025What's hilarious is that like all the hagiographies of this freak they can't actually show any footage of any of the shit he said. Imagine a whole hour tribute of a dude whose job was recording thousands of hours of himself talking and not being able to ever actually show the neckless freak 5498123
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Jesus Christ, yes. Fucking louder for the people in the back. 000
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I wonder how many of these dipshit Ohio senators & representatives who passed SB1 have actually fucking read Adam Smith’s “The Wealth of Nations” themselves. I’m gonna bet the number is in low double digits. Like in the teens. 000
Reposted by The CriticTea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 13/09/2025The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield. 282130623335
Reposted by The CriticFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14/09/2025To @moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app : this vile story by the New York Post is actively attempting to incite mass violence against a vulnerable minority. The New York Post must not be permitted to remain on this service. 663112895
Reposted by The CriticFata Morgana @maladamus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Why do they keep saying Charlie Kirk was an advocate for free speech when he made a hit list of professors who didn’t say what he liked? I just don’t get it. 1412957629
Reposted by The CriticLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025It’s almost like letting young white men marinate their brains in an algorithm-driven toxic stew of nihilistic hate 24/7 and giving them ready access to guns is a bad idea 402592584
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Have we not done enough to ourselves with the internet that we want to do it to the animals too? 010
Reposted by The CriticUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/09/2025tell me without telling me that she has to finish herself off after you fall asleep 30514100
Reposted by The CriticKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Continue his work. Gush blood from your jugular all over the place while slumped over in front of a bunch of undergrads. 1132934
Reposted by The CriticColin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 12/09/2025This is the shit they’re defunding. Scientists can make your teeth see so you can get back to balling and they want to take that away from you forever 171619390
Reposted by The CriticRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service. 23899012769
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Jesus fucking christ we need a solar flare big enough to send us all back to the Stone Age to start afresh.theatlantic.comThe Mass Shooters Are Performing for One AnotherThe goal of these attacks is to join a lineage of infamous killers. 040
Reposted by The CriticNome @nome.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't. 88139454220
Reposted by The Criticthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/09/2025oppose woke, have stroke 302098189
Reposted by The CriticRoberto Baldwin @strngwys.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Ice raids are political violence Anti-trans laws and rhetoric are political violence Military occupation of cities is political violence School shootings are political violence 0145
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Do you think Charlie was wearing his diaper when he got shot? 020
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Just got tailgated on a residential street by a man on a riding lawnmower. So I waved him around – like a total dick. Yeah, step on the gas you lawnmowing, motherfucker. 000
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Hey, @merriam-webster.com the AI powered slop on your site is telling me “puke” rhymes with “ruche” and even worse it claims “caoutchouc” and an alternate spelling of “mukluk” rhyme with “ruche.” Really not a good look to pose as an authority with such bad info. 100
Reposted by The CriticViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/09/2025By age 30, you should have a magic act, your own ministry, some prostitute friends, and an omnipotent, all-loving father who orchestrates your crucifixion 23915170
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Not to be a grumpy old man here, but Gen Alpha brains may be even more internet cooked and rotten through with memes than Millennials were, rendering a whole generation struggling with how to make a fucking joke work. 000
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Is “Welcome in” some new trend in customer service consultant bullshit? Because they say it now at every goddamn store and as an introvert, it really jars me. 000
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Dante was never so cruel as to envision editing video in Instagram. 000
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 15/08/2025We are doing our part to squash them when we see them, but dang why do spotted lantern flies have to be so fricking pretty? 010
Reposted by The CriticIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 14/08/2025It's simple. We just put MDMA in the world's water supply to force even the greediest dicks to have empathy. 861322141
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I know it’s small potatoes with the whole world on fire and all, but can we get streaming apps to all agree on a universal set of control symbols and functions? Like everyone has their own way to get to subtitles and it sucks. 000
Reposted by The CriticBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Please old chap, delete those pics of your mum… my plagiarism machine is quite thirsty 11640146
Reposted by The Criticmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/08/2025if you could suck your own dick, why would you ever leave the house? - The L.A. Times 541352
Reposted by The CriticSteve M. @stevemnomoremister.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Rewriting government documents to match the current party line is Winston Smith's job in "1984." 25941
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 08/08/2025The first unboxing video I ever saw was when my aunt in the 1970s showed us the home movie of her giving birth. 010
Reposted by The Critic八瀬🌻🎸 @slumflower.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Remember when writers didn’t use AI and instead just stole their wife’s work and claimed it as their own? 51278349
Reposted by The CriticVictor LaValle @victorlavalle.bsky.social · 06/08/2025My publisher released four of my novels with new gorgeous covers by the great Yuko Shimizu. They’re calling it the LaValle Quartet though each book stands alone. Just look at these things! They’re in bookstores now. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/LVQ/t... 942255236
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 07/08/2025The hero America needs has Miller in his scope and his finger slowly tightening. 000
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Awww I’m cwying big big tears at my job because no one appreciates me tackling grandmas and toddlers and shoving them into vans. 010
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 07/08/2025If using AI-generated images makes you an artist, then using the Magic 8 Ball makes me a psychic. 010
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I am visiting Chicago right now. Bernie Moreno is a chickenshit liar. 000
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 03/08/2025“Check out this song I wrote, despite what the gatekeepers said.” *plays you a recording of “Yakkety Sax”* 050
Reposted by The Criticbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 18/09/2024With no power comes no responsibility. (fingers crossed) 128158
Reposted by The CriticMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I don't know how to talk about what's happening in Gaza anymore, because words fail to capture the extent of the depravity. What's being done there in our name is a sin against God and the memory of our ancestors. It's the greatest crime committed in the history of our people. 12942187
