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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heaven, you mean.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Find the dumbest, trashiest iteration of something you genuinely enjoy but use it as a palate cleanser. That’s what works for me in these phases
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you tried eating too much candy about it
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Which episode? I’m a fan of both Poirot and the Mike Leigh Extended Universe (of Suffering).
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone is saying these Cornell rapists should have their futures ruined. I disagree. I think letting them have futures at all is too generous.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everybody row/ Everybody row
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Folks these days need to understand that there are some people who are just weird little freaks. There’s no category for them, they’re not on any neurodivergent spectrum, they’re not acting out some earlier trauma, they don’t have a brain chemical imbalance. They’re just weird little freaks.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My new and permanent away message.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Seeing a lot of that Knut Hamsun content in my timeline these days.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It’s the same way they’re shocked when they ask “well what if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, huh?” And we reply “then put him in prison.” Like, dude, we don’t worship our side like you guys do. We’re fucking well-adjusted about things.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Some episodes of Columbo had surprisingly little amounts of Columbo.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is entirely my jam.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
There are people who see BBC and think…
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
God has abandoned us to our wretched fates and even such abominations as this are permissible.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
A fucking groove, dude
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Jesus, read the whole thread under it too. Plenty of great resources in there. Amazing.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Read this, print it out, post it everywhere, share it widely. BECOME A HATER!!!!
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The wounded knee thing is really Trumpism distilled to its essence. It’s not enough to be able crush people who can’t fully defend themselves, it’s not enough to actually crush them, you also have to love and admire those who do the crushing otherwise the Trumpists’ delicate feelings are injured
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I FUCKING love this.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
As Netanyahu addresses the United Nations in New York City this morning, the world recoils in horror at the ongoing genocide in Gaza.
This morning, Benjamin Netanyahu will address the United Nations — an institution which has concluded his government is committing a genocide of Palestinians in Gaza. He arrived in New York after a flight that added hours to its path to circumvent the airspace of countries which might enforce the International Criminal Court's warrant for his arrest. During the course of his speech, another Palestinian child will undoubtedly be killed by the Israeli military in Gaza, as they have been every single hour for nearly two years. 

Eric Adams will greet Netanyahu as a friend. Andrew Cuomo proudly served on his legal defense team. Both have jockeyed for the approval of Donald Trump, who has sent billions of our taxpayer dollars to support these war crimes.

A Mayor cannot end these atrocities. But they can speak for the values of this city: a commitment to human rights for all people, including Palestinians, and a yearning for peace and justice. Even if those values are anathema to those in power now, they will endure.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Can someone tell "The Youth" that the way to stretch out a word in print is the same as when you do it vocally? Like when you're saying something is "huuuuuuge," add the letters that make the sound. I see people texting "hugeeeeeee" and I think "Huggy?" like the diapers but with a long "y" sound.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I think there need to be interventions for brain rot, just the same as any other drug.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 05/09/2025
It will take decades to unfuckup this country.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I’d say yes
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What's hilarious is that like all the hagiographies of this freak they can't actually show any footage of any of the shit he said. Imagine a whole hour tribute of a dude whose job was recording thousands of hours of himself talking and not being able to ever actually show the neckless freak
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Jesus Christ, yes. Fucking louder for the people in the back.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I wonder how many of these dipshit Ohio senators & representatives who passed SB1 have actually fucking read Adam Smith’s “The Wealth of Nations” themselves. I’m gonna bet the number is in low double digits. Like in the teens.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Genre of Nazi is specific enough. No need to dig any deeper. They’re shitbags
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14/09/2025
To @moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app : this vile story by the New York Post is actively attempting to incite mass violence against a vulnerable minority. The New York Post must not be permitted to remain on this service.
New York Post @nypost.com
Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates
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Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates
The assassination of conservative pundit Charlie Kirk marks the latest example of a growing wave of murders and other...
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
You have to imagine Orson Welles going off on this a la “frozen peas.” youtu.be/V14PfDDwxlE?...
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Orson Welles - Frozen Peas
YouTube video by Ralph Anderson
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Fata Morgana @maladamus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Why do they keep saying Charlie Kirk was an advocate for free speech when he made a hit list of professors who didn’t say what he liked? I just don’t get it.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It’s almost like letting young white men marinate their brains in an algorithm-driven toxic stew of nihilistic hate 24/7 and giving them ready access to guns is a bad idea
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Have we not done enough to ourselves with the internet that we want to do it to the animals too?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
tell me without telling me that she has to finish herself off after you fall asleep
A Cybertruck wrapped to look like the General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard.
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Continue his work. Gush blood from your jugular all over the place while slumped over in front of a bunch of undergrads.
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is the shit they’re defunding. Scientists can make your teeth see so you can get back to balling and they want to take that away from you forever
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Jesus fucking christ we need a solar flare big enough to send us all back to the Stone Age to start afresh.
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The Mass Shooters Are Performing for One Another
The goal of these attacks is to join a lineage of infamous killers.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
oppose woke, have stroke
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Shut the fuck up
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Roberto Baldwin @strngwys.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Ice raids are political violence Anti-trans laws and rhetoric are political violence Military occupation of cities is political violence School shootings are political violence
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Do you think Charlie was wearing his diaper when he got shot?
Charlie Kirk in a yellow shirt and diaper, looking like a massive dipshit, pointing to a sign saying "Oops I think one of you is wearing a diaper. That's embarrassing."
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Just got tailgated on a residential street by a man on a riding lawnmower. So I waved him around – like a total dick. Yeah, step on the gas you lawnmowing, motherfucker.
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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Post from Merriam-Websters Bluesky account which reads “enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits”

Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Hey, @merriam-webster.com the AI powered slop on your site is telling me “puke” rhymes with “ruche” and even worse it claims “caoutchouc” and an alternate spelling of “mukluk” rhyme with “ruche.” Really not a good look to pose as an authority with such bad info.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
By age 30, you should have a magic act, your own ministry, some prostitute friends, and an omnipotent, all-loving father who orchestrates your crucifixion
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The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I was behind someone ordering burritos the other day and he was talking in that “I am narrating commentary on current event clips” TikTok vocals with upspeak sentence ends, and I thought I was going to have to give him a wedgie on the spot.
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