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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 5h

this is disqualifying for any leader of the democratic party, no matter how you look at it.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.

A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN

It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.

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Jens @theactualjens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

phew good thing I didn’t join the army

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026

Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 14/09/2026

Glad folks are appalled by photos of the "phone booth" cage under an awning, but pls understand: This IG report is likely part of a cover-up. Amnesty Int'l interviewed detainees EIGHT MONTHS AGO who said the cage was half this size (couldn't stand up), had no awning, w feet chained to the bottom.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

earlier i encountered an ai agent of some kind who seemed to sense my presence the instant i walked into the room. that was unsettling enough, but what happened next terrified me: it wrote a song, suggested i play it "note for note," and, when i expressed worry, told me not to worry but "be happy"

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Good tagline for Chess

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Jens @theactualjens.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I regret to inform you that someday I will be an old white man

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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

New from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

so wait you basically can’t even use your hands at all unless you’re the weird guy at the end

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

they call it the "odyssey" because you really "should" see it

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Jens @theactualjens.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Kids these days don’t know what it’s like to make their own fun. When I was a kid all I needed was a stick, a rock and a string and that was enough to threaten my parents into letting me play GameCube

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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This is footage of ICE handcuffing a 26 year old father after murdering him in broad daylight. We cannot look away. Abolish ICE. Abolish qualified immunity. Hold these murderous thugs accountable.

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Jens @theactualjens.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

an LLM is not credible if it doesn't know that Alex Jones recently died from some kind of strange head explosion alone in the drivers seat of his parked van

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If we want to clean up Trump’s mess and prevent future Trumps from taking power, we must make major changes to our broken political system. Here are the 10 reforms necessary to get anything done.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-p…

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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Common loon coming in for a landing: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

it's awesome that you can vote for who you want the next politicians to be. kind of a cool way to let fans be a part of it

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Elon Musk spent $290 million getting Trump elected. During this midterm cycle, he's spent $85 million. In total, that’s 0.0375% of his $1 trillion net worth. Oligarchs can rig the system at the expense of everyone else, and only spend pennies doing so. We must get Big Money out of politics.

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

The NYT removed the "um"s in Trump's answer on Taiwan, but put "um"s in AOC's answer on Taiwan to make her look dumb Trump said "Um, I would say 'like' is maybe too strong a word...um, no, I'm holding that in abeyance and it depends on China, depends, it's a, it's a.." L: Trump R: AOC Video below

The New York Times: The American president’s comments had been released over the weekend, after Mr. Trump left a summit with Mr. Xi in Beijing on Friday. He said he was keeping on hold a decision about a package of weapons to Taiwan worth around $14 billion, and described it as a “very good negotiating chip” that could be used with Beijing.

“I’m holding that in abeyance and it depends on China,” he said in an interview with Fox News. It was not immediately clear what Mr. Trump wanted China to do in return.

The New York Times: The visit also demonstrated the relative foreign policy inexperience of Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, who has made a few overseas trips since taking office but does not sit on any House committees devoted primarily to world affairs. She struggled at times to formulate succinct answers at a nighttime panel session, during which she was asked probing and specific questions about how to respond to international crises.

Questioned about whether the United States should send troops to defend Taiwan if China invaded the island, she stalled for roughly 20 seconds before offering a substantive response.

“I think that, uh, this is such a, a — you know, I think that — this is a, um — this is of course, a, uh, a very longstanding, um, policy of the United States,” Ms. Ocasio-Cortez said, before saying that the country should try to avoid reaching that point with China in the first place.

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Patrick 📉 @thebestpatrick.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/04/2026

The WaPo editorial board when Republicans gerrymander in Texas versus when Democrats gerrymander in Virginia.

Screenshot of an online opinion article by the Editorial Board. The headline reads, "The Texas gerrymander freakout," with the subheadline, "What's happening in the Lone Star State is not a threat to democracy." The publication date is August 20, 2025.

Screenshot of an online opinion article from The Washington Post by the Editorial Board. The headline reads, "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss," with the subheadline, "The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it."

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

i don't understand why they landed integrity in the middle of the ocean. if i were them i would just land it at my house

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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

The New York Times deleted Trump’s “open the fuckin’ strait” line to make him look less insane Their write-up falsely says his post says only “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” and “Praise be to Allah”

NYT: Iran War Live Updates: Trump Escalates Threat to Hit Iranian Power Plants After U.S. Rescues Downed Airman
President Trump used an expletive-laden social media post to taunt Iranian leaders, saying that the United States would attack if they did not fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

NYT: President Trump on Sunday escalated his threats to bomb Iranian power plants within the next two days and taunted the country’s leaders in an expletive-laden social media post.

Mr. Trump, seemingly emboldened by the successful U.S. rescue of an American airman in Iran over the weekend, issued a new ultimatum to Iran to end its chokehold over the Strait of Hormuz, a major Persian Gulf waterway for the transport of oil and gas, by Apr. 6.

If Iran’s government did not, he said, U.S. forces would target the country’s energy infrastructure, which supplies power for millions of civilians.

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” Mr. Trump wrote on social media. The president has previously postponed his deadline to attack twice and the Omani foreign ministry said on Sunday that officials had discussed how to reopen the Strait of Hormuz with Iranian counterparts without reaching a definitive agreement.

“Praise be to Allah,” Mr. Trump added, before signing off in all caps.

Iran has threatened to retaliate by intensifying its attacks on critical infrastructure in Israel and Arab states that are allied with the United States. An escalation could further derail the lives of civilians throughout the region and add to worries about the global economy, which has been rattled by soaring energy prices since the start of the war.

Over the past two days, the U.S. military has been in a race with Iranian armed forces to find the missing airman after an F-15E jet was shot down over Iran on Friday, in the first known instance of a U.S. combat aircraft since the start of the war.

The plane’s pilot was quickly rescued. But a second officer was stranded in Iran and injured in the incident. American commandoes found the airman deep inside Iranian territory under the cover of darkness.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

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Will BOO!-rows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

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Jens @theactualjens.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I found out that my new doctor is only 3 days older than me and I don’t know how to feel about it

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 20/03/2026

The Pentagon is cooking up some creative strategies to open the Strait of Hormuz

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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

cannot emphasize enough that these people are genocidal mass murderers. 100s of thousands of people are dead because of shuttering of US AID. these people did that. they are Nazi mass murderers.

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Jens @theactualjens.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I’m not a Millennial I’m Jens E

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Just want to note that 3am in Washington is like 11:30am in Tehran. The American people are the ones he snuck up on in the dead of night to conduct this illegal attack, not the purported enemy.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Seeing a lot of cynicism on the timeline. What if this is one of the good wars?

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