Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free. 121616156 0
streamo @streamo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I fear they might take legal action against you for this. You didn't pay for your watch. 080 0
Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 27/06/2026All I do is have 86,400 screenshots of each second of the day playing on a slideshow with 1 second per image. Whenever I hear someone say it’s time to get a watch I show them my slideshow. 090 0
Sébastien Proulx @xerocks81.bsky.social · 27/06/2026static.klipy.comTkt Smart Meme: Think SmartALT: Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart 010 0
まり @malidala.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Buying a Rolex is being confident that no wandering bandits are going to lop off your arm with a big axe, and that is simply an unreasonable risk to be taking in the current day and age. 160 0
red_ @redreddington.bsky.social · 27/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQh...youtube.com'Eccles Time' AnimaticYouTube video by Kmadden2004 010 0
Spork Monger @sporkmonger.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Lifehack: if you are ever late for something important, pop into a watch store and ask them to demonstrate the time adjustment feature. Boom: you are early now 020 0
Sen @seneschaal.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Racking my brain but I just can’t figure out how I’m supposed to get mad at you for this one 020 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 27/06/2026Sort of similar, most people don’t know this but it’s never necessary to buy a Bible you just stand near a church and they read it to you especially when you’re naught wearing any underwears they read it to you even louder 010 0
Plaskin @plaskin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Fuck that's a good one. Shit I gotta follow you again. God damnit. Fuck. 030 0
rggoldie.bsky.social @rggoldie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026At least back in the 90s you could cut the watch out of a magazine ad to put on your wrist. 060 0
