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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites

Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?

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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

But this is the bit I left in. I am perched atop this particular hill like a hyena with binoculars (just go with it) waiting for these Heritage Foundation dummies to get disappeared by one of the NFL's many, many paramilitary hit squads:

There’s at least one good-sized meteor already in motion and headed this way, in the form of the malignant cabal of monied interests and ultraconservative religious fanatics coming for Title IX.

(Everybody knows they’re coming for Title IX, right? Everybody is crystal-clear that this pernicious campaign to run trans women out of sports is being staged in part as a stepping stone to dismantling entire sports leagues for women and girls? We all get that, right? You don’t even have to take my word for it: They’ll happily tell you themselves.)

One early front in whatever we call this next war will feature that cascading wave of sick fucks crashing headlong into the emergence of flag football, which is currently enjoying a meteoric rise in both popularity and investment. Putting a marker down now: The Heritage Foundation’s overstuffed cabinet of freaks will not win that fight, because betting on that outcome requires that you also bet against the NFL, and I can think of better ways to light money on fire. I wouldn’t waste an airplane bottle of Dasani water to extinguish a pomade fire on Roger Goodell’s head, but I am VERY much going to enjoy watching him mail pieces of these people to their next of kin. Nothing in the previous sentence is a metaphor.

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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

just watch 57

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I respect my haters and share their concerns

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Jill Adge @jilladge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Back like we never left 😂

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The noises that Dave Matthews makes here are so 1999 they make me want to watch an Adam Sandler movie on DVD in a home theater in a McMansion that will be repossessed in eight years

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We passed the bill to address the thing you were really mad about! No, not the tariffs. Sorry, not the Iran war either. The Trump Checks? No, why would you even ask about that. The bill ESPN was obsessed with. You know, the thing Tommy Tuberville has been talking about. No, not the furries either.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

HE DID IT! NFL RECORD

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Whatever the team playing Cal does is stupid and fucked up, and whatever Cal does is awesome and exactly what they meant to do

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Indiana got stopped on fourth and one by the Northwestern defense...AND the power of musical theater!

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i’m no hercule poirot but

“Outside” headline reads “She lived with 20 wild bears for 28 years. Then they found her clean-picked bones. What killed her is a mystery.”

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Woodrow Wilson was like, slightly more racist than average for his time. Trump 2 is Klan-posting in a country whose most popular recent president was black, shit is insane.

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Ben Gascoigne @tallskinnyben.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

On this day 21 years ago the Sacramento Monarchs defeated the Connecticut Sun to win the 2005 @wnba.com title! Bring back the Monarchs!!!!!

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

very funny that Ed Sheeran's statement was like "I have to continue with my tour, I have a duty to all the supporting acts and musicians who rely on me" and then all his supporting acts were like "nope, no you don't, seeya later"

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I know that face Our empress is learning so much about Warhammer tonight

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Jen @interjention.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

WILD THEORY: biggest reason the rams made their dumbass flight decisions was to keep puka nacua from doing something racist with an australian influencer.

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The good: Osa and Gracen Halton pass rush potential is through the roof The bad: the Niners are one more soft tissue injury away from calling you to 2-gap

The Niners defensive line room without Alfred Collins

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Thinking about this exchange today

A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago:
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago:
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”

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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Cal band is doing all Paramore songs at halftime

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe

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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This isn't a guy; it's a fake name that Jamie Moyer would use for a dinner reservation.

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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My “We Operate Under U.S. Law” ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad.

DC metro car ad:
KALSHI RULE #4
WE
OPERATE UNDER
U.S. LAW

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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026

I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form

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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

never give up

"digging for diamonds" meme. a sad man is giving up after his first two requests for trailer park sex go unanswered, but 49ers CEO is continuing to go for it and someday will reach the Mahoning Valley Human Trafficking Task Force

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

what da hell is the owner of the San Francisco 49ers doing (allegedly) engaging in prostitution at 9 a.m. in a mobile home community in East Palestine, Ohio

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ceej @ceej.online · 24/08/2026

my favorite part of hosting a child’s birthday party is pouring out twenty-five nearly-full lacroix cans

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/08/2026

the sophie cunningham drama was created not to further trans genocide but to keep america from realizing its next gronk is a lesbian from minnesota

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