Reposted by HyperbolLeeCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites 29675941156
Reposted by HyperbolLeeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Egret is drunk as hell 111077
Reposted by HyperbolLeeMac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality. 4151811333
Reposted by HyperbolLeeHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026But this is the bit I left in. I am perched atop this particular hill like a hyena with binoculars (just go with it) waiting for these Heritage Foundation dummies to get disappeared by one of the NFL's many, many paramilitary hit squads: 2803
Reposted by HyperbolLeedonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I respect my haters and share their concerns 101329294
Reposted by HyperbolLeeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i'm snort-laughing 1146137
Reposted by HyperbolLeeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026cornerstone of the economy 41488
Reposted by HyperbolLeeRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160 662216436
Reposted by HyperbolLeeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The noises that Dave Matthews makes here are so 1999 they make me want to watch an Adam Sandler movie on DVD in a home theater in a McMansion that will be repossessed in eight years  3954
Reposted by HyperbolLeeMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas. 141137159
Reposted by HyperbolLeeHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft  191745240
Reposted by HyperbolLeeArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 178125182683
Reposted by HyperbolLeeTim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We passed the bill to address the thing you were really mad about! No, not the tariffs. Sorry, not the Iran war either. The Trump Checks? No, why would you even ask about that. The bill ESPN was obsessed with. You know, the thing Tommy Tuberville has been talking about. No, not the furries either. 221347
HyperbolLee @the-lee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comFootball Player Drops The BallALT: Football Player Drops The Ball 020
HyperbolLee @the-lee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Office manager in a Richard Scarry book about local government functions 000
Reposted by HyperbolLeeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Whatever the team playing Cal does is stupid and fucked up, and whatever Cal does is awesome and exactly what they meant to do 721716
Reposted by HyperbolLeeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Indiana got stopped on fourth and one by the Northwestern defense...AND the power of musical theater! 21316
Reposted by HyperbolLeeTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098512767
Reposted by HyperbolLeeUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i’m no hercule poirot but 1012042291
Reposted by HyperbolLeeWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Woodrow Wilson was like, slightly more racist than average for his time. Trump 2 is Klan-posting in a country whose most popular recent president was black, shit is insane. 1152558
Reposted by HyperbolLeeBen Gascoigne @tallskinnyben.bsky.social · 20/09/2026On this day 21 years ago the Sacramento Monarchs defeated the Connecticut Sun to win the 2005 @wnba.com title! Bring back the Monarchs!!!!! 0328
Reposted by HyperbolLeeStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 143103142973
HyperbolLee @the-lee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comBill Hader as Stefon: This Place Has EverythingALT: Bill Hader as Stefon: This Place Has Everything 010
Reposted by HyperbolLeeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 1862477
HyperbolLee @the-lee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just book the Red Panda if she is available and move on to other decisions. 010
Reposted by HyperbolLeebrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened 5626103
Reposted by HyperbolLeeRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026very funny that Ed Sheeran's statement was like "I have to continue with my tour, I have a duty to all the supporting acts and musicians who rely on me" and then all his supporting acts were like "nope, no you don't, seeya later" 864244
HyperbolLee @the-lee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Will they ever let you host a live show in Sacramento? 000
Reposted by HyperbolLeeHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I know that face Our empress is learning so much about Warhammer tonight  1071261
Reposted by HyperbolLeeJen @interjention.bsky.social · 11/09/2026WILD THEORY: biggest reason the rams made their dumbass flight decisions was to keep puka nacua from doing something racist with an australian influencer. 0198
Reposted by HyperbolLeeJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The good: Osa and Gracen Halton pass rush potential is through the roof The bad: the Niners are one more soft tissue injury away from calling you to 2-gap 4201
Reposted by HyperbolLeeMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about this exchange today 34180954487
Reposted by HyperbolLeeMarisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Cal band is doing all Paramore songs at halftime 613310
Reposted by HyperbolLeeShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe 13139961090
Reposted by HyperbolLeeColin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This isn't a guy; it's a fake name that Jamie Moyer would use for a dinner reservation. 4457
Reposted by HyperbolLeeBK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My “We Operate Under U.S. Law” ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad. 73389522
