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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 5h

Because she got a GREAT ASS!

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm reading Whalefall and he just got inside the whale's mouth. Yikes!

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

deep pan sexual

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It's a Friday once again! @fridayagainagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's a Friday once again! #filmsky 📽️ #Davidlynch

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hot singles in your area want to sacrifice you to Zuul

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

a righteous act

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You're in a top secret meeting when another Senator springs up and gasses the whole room and pulls off a mask and it's actually Tom Cruise.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 29/09/2026

[waking up]:

an owl in a person's hand, horrified expression

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As you can see, we've tracked your Iced Coffee spending for some time now

Agent Smith from The Matrix flipping through the case file they have on Neo sitting at an interrogation table

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026

“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee

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It's a Friday once again! @fridayagainagain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's a Friday once again! #filmsky 📽️ #Davidlynch

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

About to see our most normal, non-problematic guy in concert, Weird Al.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No Country Bear Jamboree for Old Men

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Resident Evil movie is super fun! Captures the feeling of playing a new horror game for the first time and completely fucking up most of the choices.

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

No one talks about how if you move to a large city you can watch Jurassic Park or The Matrix in a theater every few months. #filmsky

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

your Johnies Bs Goods, your Mustangs Sallies

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It's a Friday once again! @fridayagainagain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's a Friday once again! #filmsky 📽️ #Davidlynch

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.”

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "tennessee" ME: se se se se se se se se se se JUDGE: *counting on fingers* correct

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.

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RishooOOOOooooo 🎃 @shmortalcoil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I hope this email kills us both instantly.

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RishooOOOOooooo 🎃 @shmortalcoil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Why did we shorten "slow-motion" to "slo-mo"? To speed it up? That's antithetical of the entire concept.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i don’t think it’s a coincidence that some comfort foods are very similar, for example: macaroni and cheese, grilled cheese, cheddar cheese. all have a similar orangish color in them

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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think this was ultimately the right move.

The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I bet it feels so good to fall down there

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I remember my Bible college English professor, puffy-faced, tears in her eyes, saying, "I'm so thankful George W Bush is President."

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It's a Friday once again! @fridayagainagain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Once again, it's a Friday

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A good bit when they say you were in the bathroom too long is to say "Yeah I was figuring stuff out." And if they ask is everything okay "No the world is so messed up!" And when they say you destroyed the bathroom "Just like I'm gonna destroy these expense reports."

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Becki didn't partially crop Jerry, Instagram just does that

Charlie has Erika and Becki on both arms with Jerry just kinda hanging out to the side cropped out in a way that Instagram just does sometime

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Literally every fucking election, except maybe 2 of my adult life

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Coyote Vs. Acme features Elmer Fudd as a conservative-coded US Senator which makes sense given how Fudd's secret kink is a boy bunny in drag. #filmsky 📽️

Hunter Elmer Fudd ogles Bugs Bunny in drag

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Always perplexed how hard it can be to find BF5 on vinyl. My modest collection has all the stuff I like, sans a black hole where my fave piano trio belongs. I pounced when they announced a 30th 🫨 anniversary re-release of the debut self-title. Spent a little grown-up money for a signed copy.

Holding up a signed 30th anniversary vinyl record of Ben Folds Five's debut self-title album

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

and then they put me on a pickup truck and i gave a speech like you wouldnt believe and randy quaid was there and we had all the pilots and flew up and it was so amazing. i told randy, “randy, fly your plane when the thing opens” and he did and many people say i saved us from the aliens that day

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day!

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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The mystery of why the media and politicians and police treat rightwing protestors differently than they do leftwing ones is because they agree with their goals.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If there is one single word I could go the next nine or ten elections without hearing, it is “bipartisanship.” NO. BEAT THEM.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We all killed Laura Palmer.

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Have conversational people always prefaced the thing they will say with "I will say this?" It's a quasi-smart-sounding filler to avoid "ah" or "um" akin to "Let me be clear." I feel it's a podcasting convention, but maybe I'm wrong. Let me tell you how I'm gonna say the thing I'm gonna say.

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It's a Friday once again! @fridayagainagain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It's a Friday once again!

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Maaattt!!! Real Monsters 🎃 @thattdoppe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is my 3rd time playing through Cyberpunk 2077, and I can't get over how well this plays on a Switch 2. The ability to cross save with my PS5 is the cherry on top.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“in a galaxy far, far away” that sounds nice

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