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Terry Torres

@terrytorres.bsky.social
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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Carrie was fat in the book and every adaptation changes that because most Hollywood writers assume it's impossible to feel sympathy for a fat person.
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GD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
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oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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Terry Torres @terrytorres.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Discovered a Keebler sponsorship bumper for PBS documentaries. I didn't think I had any more hygge / cozy life goals, but turns it out sitting in an armchair watching TV by myself in a dimly light Keebler cookie factory after hours is one of them.
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Terry Torres @terrytorres.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Discovered a Keebler sponsorship bumper for PBS documentaries. I didn't think I had any more hygge / cozy life goals, but turns it out sitting in an armchair watching TV by myself in a dimly light Keebler cookie factory after hours is one of them.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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burnt-feathers @burntfeathers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cars are fallen trains. individualized, more directly dangerous to life, and society has been restructured around serving them
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Terry Torres @terrytorres.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is how I find out that the MIT Complete Works of William Shakespeare page, the most no-frills fast-loading HTML presentation of the Bard’s works, now appears past the “Load More” button on Google. Web 1.0 keeps slipping away.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 27/09/2026
What I want my brain to do: Start producing the chemicals that make me fall asleep What my brain does instead: drops on me the couplet "Korma police / Arrest this naan". What am I supposed to do with that?
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Terry Torres @terrytorres.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Very funny to see people accurately observing this is a very strange list, but then making suggestions that absolutely make it worse lol
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Terry Torres @terrytorres.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The plaintive call of the rejected male echoes across the mountains
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Adam McVay @adamnator.com · 24/09/2026
The Concert VS Getting Out of the Parking Lot
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Lost Turntable @lostturntable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know this is rather uncouth, but if you read this and it resonated with you, please repost it. I want more people to know about this condition and to know that someone can be literally one step away from suicide and you can have no idea.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
alex trebek's wardrobe furnished by GUY MR GUY GUY GUY BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Terry Torres @terrytorres.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Need to get a Nine Sols meme out of my head.
I love you Papa Yi.
I love you too, Shaunshaun.
Shuanshuan.
Shuanshuan.
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Terry Torres @terrytorres.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kuafu from Nine Sols. The main character Yi doesn’t refer to his size and shape until Shuanshuan comes up with the nickname Uncle Chubby. His “softness” seems like an integral component of his personality. Interesting they can’t leave it uncommented upon, like it has to be justified.
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Timeproof Games @timeproof.games · 11/09/2026
Wonder Project J2 (N64, Givro, 1996) The spritework in this game is gorgeous
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Iszac! @iszacstartown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New Metroid game looks sick
Drawing of Samus absorbing her enemy's power. The title says Metroid Girl Dinner instead of Metroid Ravenous
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
P1: mouse girl looking at the brawl Victory screen for samus wishing she'd kill and eat her 
P2: same girl looks at announcement for the new metroid game where samus is saying she needs to kill and eat everyone 

The girl is blushing in both panels
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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Jane Parker 🏳️‍⚧️ ★ @playingps2.xyz · 03/09/2026
Ever since I was little I knew I wanted to be the girl with mysterious quasi-religious visions who always has her hands clasped together in the opening
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maha is just another astroturfed front in the American Reactionary Movement. This movement is responsible for every public health crisis: climate, automobile deaths, gun violence, homelessness, poverty. Its the Don't Tell Me What To Do movement. They are few but they're mobilized for war.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 06/09/2026
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💜Vicky Eris💜 @inazumakick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/10/2025
One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is
Sumerian (c. 4500-1900 BC), and it features a dog:
"A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one!" [1] The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
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Yam @yambam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Drawing doodles in the margins again... Sorry I can't show you the strips yet. Hopefully soon. #yamart
An ink doodle of a big grasshopper dude with a straw hat and a banjo. He's singing part of "Sun Can't Be Seen No More." This is always who I imagine is singing that song.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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rael gost pictuers @jackfeerick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What Dolly taught us is that it is in fact possible to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams of avarice but still be a fundamentally good person with a strong moral compass, and the only reason more rich people aren't like that is because they don't want to be.
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As a non-American, I saw her as one of those folk who embodied the best of the US. Small town southern kindness that was more than a facade. Ruggedly, unapologetically individualistic, but committed to uplifting others with her success. Bold, loud, and a bit wild, but in such a warm and honest way.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Watch the giant flan as Sailor Jupiter slams her way through dessert land. #retrogaming #snes
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 24/08/2026
i am passing a law to ban all level design that's like ok we have the obvious way and then dead ends with like 1% upgrade materials. couldnt give any more than that because the game is 50 hours long. but you do have to go down all of them
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Pal @palind.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Bringing this one from the other website Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993
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Kimimi🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · 22/08/2026
...lengthy looks at survival horror masterpieces... kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2025/07/11/r...
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Resident Evil 2: Learning how to move on
CONTENTS “They risked their lives to reveal the truth. But no one believed them.” “At the same time, at the same place.” “This is just the beginning of their worst nig…
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You could be sharing gifs of the Next Generation or quoting the Sillmirion at each other but instead you choose violence. What would your heroes (Carl Sagan and the guy who invented Warhammer) say?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2026
Chun Li looking at a beaten up Ken post-match
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Terry Torres @terrytorres.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The 2010s glazing of a soft-handed misanthrope like Elon Musk was bafflingly unfounded, yet dizzyingly pervasive. I didn't always know how to react to pushback; it was like trying to explain that fire is hot.
Article excerpt: Musk shakes his head and grimaces: “If I’m not in love, if I’m not with a long-term companion, I cannot be happy.”
I explain that needing someone so badly that you feel like nothing without them is textbook codependence.
Musk disagrees. Strongly. “It’s not true,” he replies petulantly. “I will never be happy without having someone. Going to sleep alone kills me.” He hesitates, shakes his head, falters, continues. “It’s not like I don’t know what that feels like: Being in a big empty house, and the footsteps echoing through the hallway, no one there – and no one on the pillow next to you. Fuck. How do you make yourself happy in a situation like that?”Me: I guess I want the guy who wants to send people to die on Mars to not have codependency under his Relationship Goals column
Someone: What character flaws would you be willing to allow for in a person unflinchingly dedicated to improving humanity?
Me: I think the healthiest thing would to be a little more conscientious about about bestowing demi-god status on a guy who could replace water pipes in Flint instead of helping Walmart save money on gas in a cool way.
Someone: Ah okay. So he should spend less time working on his business improving people’s lives and the environment and more time on whatever charitable endeavors you deem more important.
Someone else: If I can't admire Elon Musk, who CAN I admire? Sounds like you're setting the bar insanely out of reach. Is anyone actually putting him on a demi-god status anyway? Sounds like some strawman shit.
Also why should Elon be spending his time and money replacing the entire city of Flint's water pipes? It's not like he's from Flint... guy grew up in South Africa. If anything criticize him for not helping South Africa or something.
Also what blatant reductionist bullshit on the impact of his work. I like you a lot Terry but that is seriously one of the dumbest thing I've read on the internet in a long time man. Is this a joke I'm not picking up on?
Me: Honestly I believe my scrutiny for the motivations of a billionaire who wants to save humanity while seemingly lacking the emotional intelligence to understand what humans actually need to be exceedingly normal.Someone: All brilliant people struggle with serious existential issues. That's part of the deal. I don't know why anyone would expect otherwise.
Me: No I'm absolutely stoked to live in a society defined by sad nerds whose dogmas are based solely on the Venn diagram between r/showerthoughts and Adult Swim.
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Terry Torres @terrytorres.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don’t want Anybody else When I think about you I T-pose
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izzy @isobel.top · 11/08/2026
logging into bluesky
chrono trigger screenshot:

Welcome to the Millennial Fair!
Have fun!
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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GOJII | U ARE NOT ALONE TOUR 2026 @gojiimusic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 22/07/2026
Hi everyone! I hope you're having a great Wednesday. Just wanted to make sure everyone knows what a baby heron looks like. Ok bye see you later www.instagram.com/p/DateeyJCE3Y/
This is a screenshot of an Instagram post from a rescue organization featuring a bearded animal protection officer with a tiny rescued heron baby on his handThis is a close up of the heron baby and it's like if you stuck a novelty beak and some regular bird-sized feet on a wad of cat hair
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/05/2024
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Terry Torres @terrytorres.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My ★★½ review of Mina the Hollower (2026) on @backloggd.com : I kind of feel like when Bart Simpsons and his friends use a fake ID go to see Naked Lunch, so excited for what they think it will be. Then they come out and say, "I can think of two things wrong with that title.” bckl.gg/vqrt
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terrytorres's review of Mina the Hollower | Backloggd
I kind of feel like when Bart Simpsons and his friends use a fake ID go to see Naked Lunch, so excited for what they think it will be. Then they come out and say, "I can think of two things wrong with...
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not sure why the IG algorithm has been giving me so much Romeo + Juliet lately but I don’t mind it.
illustration of tybalt from bad luhrmann’s romeo and juliet where he’s wearing the jesus top
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I absolutely agree with this, but I also think mass social detachment is a response to a world that has consistently demanded more while reciprocating less we study for jobs that don’t exist. we work but can’t afford our lives. we rinse our recyclables but billionaires destroy the world —
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