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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 11h

I see this page every time I got to YouTube. Nice try, computer, but I choose what I'm watching.

Screenshot of YouTube home landing page totally blank except for an alert that reads: "Your watch history is off" and "You can change your setting at any time to get the latest videos tailored to you." and under that a big button that says "UPDATE SETTING" and mother fucker I am not clicking that, I've just bookmarked my subscriptions feed and skip the homepage entirely now.

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📼 V I D E O 📼 @video199x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Still love this Noroi piece I did last year.

Original artwork based on Koji Shiraishi's Noroi. Two figures obscured in blood and shadow. 'Noroi' is written in Japanese in the center of the frame.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.

A wheelbarrow full of assorted packs of Marlboro, Camel, and Lucky Strike cigarettes.

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Rhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

well now that it's been announced, I guess I can now reveal I have contributed what I have of the infamous TV edit of Blue Velvet for the UK only 4K/Blu Here's to your freak!

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Part of this is my OCD telling me that I'm not reading the "real" Astro Boy, and the Regular Brain telling me "Yes you are, it's the exact same," and OCD goes "ALMOST the exact same," and because it's OCD I will have this thought for roughly *checks watch* The rest of my life.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The official Astro Boy translation in English was published by Dark Horse and - like the official Akira translation - they flipped the art and it shouldn't bother me as much as it does BUT IT DOES.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The bad news is Mitch McConnell is still in government making decisions in the state he's in. The good news is we all get to watch one of the more evil and thoughtless men of the modern era being publicly abused and humiliated on television while he's 1) helpless to stop it and 2) literally dying.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Currently accepting donations to get Control on Thursday. I need $40 please.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Currently accepting donations to get Control on Thursday. I need $40 please.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My dog has the Assassin's Creed logo on the back of his neck because he's a gamer like me.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My GOTY last year was Baby Steps and this year it was Big Walk. Just make a video game where you wander around in the fuckin woods and here I come, ready to play.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Please stop posting photos of me on this web site

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It doesn't mean I don't care and it doesn't mean I don't have my own opinions. It just means that I am too cowardly and afraid of losing my bottom line to express them.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Getting back into No Man's Sky and I made a junk hauler. I call this: The Bastard's Curse.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Everybody talks about going back in time to kill baby Hitler, but I think it's sick to want to kill a baby. You should go back in time and kill 16 year old Hitler because I bet he was an obnoxious little shit and has it coming.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

After 9/11 my vice principal played Lee Greenwood's "Proud to Be an American" over the school PA between every class for the next 4 years I was in high school and I think they literally did exactly that to torture the al-Quaeda guys in Guantanamo Bay.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is actually really good news because if PHYSINT was a PlayStation title, it probably wouldn't come out on PC.

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Sage Coffey🌿☕ @sagecoffey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Developing secret handshakes and now understanding each other in a language only we speak. 10/10 Game. No notes.

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

FromSoft Perverts Help Me: Am I imagining that there was an Elden Ring parody ad where it was like a 90s kids' toy thing and a little girl is combing Torrent's mane? Was it for a different game? I cannot find this thing.

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Mason Sklar @mason.yourfriends.us · 29/08/2026

Boomhauer is: The Dipster

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I think the new Zelda looks fine, but I do agree there's too much squiggles on everything. Just give Link a regular shirt. He lives in the forest with fairies and imps.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Berserk is my favorite comic book for a lot of reasons. Guts just saw all these people he loved die and as he freaks out, these snapshots occur to him and the specificity of them kills me. Miura is truly the best to ever do it.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

That weird little freak that goes "HEHHEEEEEEYYY" in Rise of Skywalker deserves to be in a better movie.

static.klipy.com

Abell46s Ternura: Babu Frik

ALT: Abell46s Ternura: Babu Frik

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"What happens if somebody is watching the map when you turn in a puzzle's Baby?" Nothing.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

ME, PERCHED ON A PEAK ABOVE THE CLOUDS: "Spitting is just your mouth pissing. Puking is when your mouth poops." *The clouds around me shift as if disturbed by a sudden wind, but the weather is still*

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Lost a true force for evil in the world today. RIP Tim Curry.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Lost a true force for good in the world today. RIP Dolly.

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Frame #65700 from S06 -E17 - Battle Salmon-629300

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I wonder why I've been having stomach problems and crazy nightmares lately. Weird. *Eats a barbecue brisket sandwich at 5am before immediately going to bed and reading UFO novels*

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hello Yoda, my name is Luke Skywalker.

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Random gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/42670 『サイエンステクニカラースケルトンズインスケルトンカラー』11月発売予定。懐かしくってスタイリッシュ。スケルトンカラーのスケルトン登場。 "Science Technicolor Skeletons in Skeleton Color" is scheduled for release in November. Nostalgic and stylish. Skeletons in skeleton colors are here. #ガチャポン #gachapon

『サイエンステクニカラースケルトンズインスケルトンカラー』
ラインナップ＜１＞頭蓋骨(Blueberry)＜２＞頭蓋骨(Snow)＜３＞頭蓋骨(Sunkissed)＜４＞頭蓋骨(Lime)＜５＞頭蓋骨(cherry blossom)＜
"Science Technicolor Skeletons in Skeleton Color"
Lineup <1> Skull (Blueberry) <2> Skull (Snow) <3> Skull (Sunkissed) <4> Skull (Lime) <5> Skull (Cherry Blossom)

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Dobby's Grave aka a place where nitwits think they're allowed to leave trash on the beach.

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See Podcast @seepodcast.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

ON YOUR FEED TODAY! An introduction to a new podcast from Hat Mode and Plasmaster Studios in the heart of the hollow moon, Enter Sandman!

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

All my life I been posting online and you know what? I'm just getting started.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

A new podcast? Starring ME!? And @jackdaw.tv?? Where we watch all Adam Sandler vehicles / Happy Madison movies in chronological order? Wow! Who could imagine such a thing? Luckily for you the first episode is at this link. From Hat Mode Productions and the Plasmaster Corp. it's ENTER SANDMAN.

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INTRODUCING! Enter Sandman 001: Going Overboard (or The Unsinkable Shecky Moskowitz) | See Podcast

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

found my copy of these hong kong one piece bootlegs from twenty five years ago where they call sanji "Sunkissed Martin"

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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 06/08/2026

come join us at jackdaw.tv this coming Tuesday for some answers and questions and giggles. Neither Andi nor Chop have Bsky but @samu3lk.bsky.social does. twitch.tv/andihubick twitch.tv/yourchopperpilot

An image advertising a Jeopardy-themed stream with guests Andi Hubick, Samuel K, and Your Chopper Pilot. It is titled (and I'm sorry if screen readers struggle with this) Jeoackpardy. Text reads "Live only on twitch.tv/JackdawDotTV Tuesday August 11th 7PM BST / 2PM EDT / 10AM PDT"

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Big Walk is an absolute delight. Perfect amount of "fuck around with your friends" mixed with "work together to solve a puzzle".

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I go out of my way to turn off AI features because I'm a capable and talented human and not some hapless idiot babyman who needs his hand held by a mama robot.

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Frame #28800 from S03 -E26 - Grand Finale - Part 3-628426

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

There are parts of this episode where you can hear Jack physically deflating like a balloon.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Look, I know I talk a lot about how cool Nosferatu Zodd is, but I am a jewel of many facets: I think Skull Knight also kicks ass.

Skull Knight sitting on his big evil horse

Skull Knight swallowing a Behelit like a big pill

Skull Knight attacking Femto while Zodd looks on

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