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A Bloody Woodstake

@tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social
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Chop me up into pieces if it pleases, if it pleases And when the chopping is through, every piece will say "I love you" He/Him 🌹🌹🌹 Denver, Queen City of the Plains

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 3h
be serious man
Angela Bassett looking so fine and ripped in Strange Days
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
macpaint, computer art (1992) discmaster.textfiles.com/view/1444/Pi...
a woman is sitting at a computer, fingers poised over keys, wide eyed, probably shocked as the prominent text font on the computer screen reads: i don't like you
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 3h
WSJ headline that reads "Rogue pilots be become one of the biggest threats to airline safety" Han Solo with arms open, gun in one hand, smirking
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 3h
I will simply say I am seeing exactly this situation play out right now in a different field. Work that would have taken about 3 weeks start to finish via traditional methods is now into week 6 and still in what amounts to first draft territory
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 5h
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 5h
BLToilet worst thing i have ever seen
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The French police are so militarized they blew up a 15-yr-old’s hand and took the eye of another one. Why are grenades being used to quell student protestors who are unarmed? Now the labour unions are stepping in to protect the students
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 6h
Steely Liz
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I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it's "cheaper" eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I'm not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be "cheaper" in the long run. But you're eating like a dog.
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unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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Yesterday I learned that pepper comes from peppercorns. I actually don't ever use pepper (or salt) so I don't own any and never did. Neither of my parents cook so I never saw it as a child. If I saw it somewhere else, it never registered.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 6h
Can anybody else see that sleep paralysis demon in the background?
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 7h
The former Fox News host who is the president’s son’s former fiancée and current US ambassador to Greece asked for a $100k bribe from a discredited Kentucky lawyer and pizza restaurant mogul who wanted to get his song lyrics in front of Kid Rock
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 7h
I will never vote for Leonard J. Crabs.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 8h
According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.
Margaret Hamilton, but the famous 1969 photo that inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison is in the quoted post.
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 8h
Chanterelle: *exists* Me: ooooogh aaaa oogh I can't handle it ouhhhh
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 10h
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 12h
oh my GOD
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 12h
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
i just think if u are starting to find jewish conspiracy theories more persuasive while spending a lot of your time on a website owned by an antisemite who controls your algorithm you may not have arrived at those beliefs independently
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 11h
These people all have brain damage
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 14h
I'm contacting them with my mind but even with my new powers I can't remember my rep's name.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 15h
STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off]
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 15h
Hello HR, is achieving The Quickening a qualifying event?
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 15h
“here’s to Jesus Christ, a 12 foot son of a virgin with washboard abs who can walk on water and stop a shotgun blast with his teeth!”
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 15h
Reminds me of a time I asked a waiter what was better, the pork souvlaki or the beef kebab? He said, "I'm Muslim so that's an easy question."
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 16h
Less gambling, more gamboling
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 16h
We've been watching 30 Rock and there's someone on the initial Queen of Jordon promo who says "after 3D movies I keep the glasses" that is still making me laugh.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 16h
at least we know who the FBI was trying to recruit now
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 16h
My wife gets slipped discs like other people get colds, but she had one removed between L3 and L4 Monday and we were already walking around the block Tuesday. Pretty amazing what they can do.
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 16h
beans on toast good scran
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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 17h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS' statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: "And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***." MOTHERRRRR
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Paramore’s Hayley Williams unleashes profanity-filled response after DHS tells her to ‘thank’ ICE
‘We suggest Ms. Williams to thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice,’ the DHS said
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RobotLyra, Single and Silly @robotlyra.bsky.social · 17h
This whole thread is illuminating, and it explains the phenomenon I experienced a few years ago when I was preparing to move, and I was presented with mostly apartments that were being treated not as places to live in, but more like dorms to sleep in for 8 hours between job shifts
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Skeletons, But Swole @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The good news is that antifascism, [badly photoshopped] boycotting Harry Potter, [photoshop ended]Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are we not men? We are DEVO
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Secret Cyberpunk 2077 ending where you storm Arasaka tower with Brendan the vending machine (Knight of Cups)
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 07/10/2026
alt right, alt right, alt riiiight
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*handing around loose Grape-Nuts at the Halloween party* oOoOoOo these are Sasquatch dingleberries!
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Hahahaha oh buddy
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
Does Paramount even KNOW how to take care of the Animaniacs?
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*me to SETI tour group* See this cluster of data here? Alien with a C-cup. *gets framed data down off of the wall* This was the first and only time we heard from DDs.
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe you've been behind the editors desk too long to believe in the truth, but that hero crossing guard has fat tits and it belongs in the headline!!
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*hoping you don't have the Fibonacci sequence memorized* Wow, those numbers are the Fibonacci sequence!
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They fucked up my execution (don't worry, I just parked my car so bad I got the death penalty) and now I have 2 lives. My cats aren't impressed.
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Waterloo, couldn't go peepee so I went poopoo
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sure he had to sell off most of his trumpet to make ends meet, but he was able to buy it back busking with just the mouthpiece. That's rock solid fundamentals.
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