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Korean Abdul Jabbar

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 2h
Wake Forest is 100% the school you send your kid to if you want them to have Connections but are worried that education or a cosmopolitan location might get in the way of molding your kid into the dream Chud you want
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 4h
I was going to book at La Quinta, but it says here Courtyard Marriot is a proud sponsor of the NFL. Hmmmm
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 4h
ME: And to drink I'll have an RC WAITRESS: Is Shasta okay?
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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 5h
i know congresspeople are nearly unanimously incapable of feeling embarrassment, but they should know that at this point, beyond being embarrassed by their complete refusal to put a stop to this, they should start being concerned about their long term freedom after not putting a stop to all this
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 5h
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 15h
weird smoothie phase of lazy health. peanut butter absolves so many things
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 16h
i wonder if any broadcast evening news anchor will snap before the midterms in dramatic Beale fashion. definitely the closest i feel like that cold happen in my lifetime. the news is just so indescribably stupid, before it is even bad would be the right medium and audience, really
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Dollop of 'Ween 🫠 @dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social · 23h
sometimes we must endure the Trial of Stink in order to truly appreciate the Ritual of Un-Stink
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 18h
video games made me think climbing a ledge would be easier tbh
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 20h
Featuring Sam Herring, Justin Vernon
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 20h
Arena (1989) Trailer : 38s
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am trying to remember the origin of the conspiracy theory (hah) that Cryptid Hunters are just closeted married guys that need to go alone to the woods with their buddies often and have nothing to show for it
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is part of the whole natalist thing because you're going to lose a few to The Rickets
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am experiencing
cat sitting under a ray of light. enjoying the light
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When it's all said and done seems like the Ceaușescu method is the way to go
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I reckon with dynamic pricing you're going to get sites like FatWallet again that haven't been captured and turned into Honey (yet, briefly), while people who Aren't McDonald's fuck it up Maybe I'll get mispricings on RAM like when COMPUSA offered sales online
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Lily @flavoredsaucer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally integrating insider trading into headlines is truly an idea for its time
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everything that used to be a joke is now incredibly, unnervingly sincere www.knockrup.com
knockrup.com
Knockr — Coming Soon · Knockr
Knockr — a directory of women looking for a donor to help them get pregnant, on their own terms.
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SCENE FROM 2027: Fanduel Ad blasting on the TV: "IN TOO DEEP? UP TO 50K FORGIVEN IF YOU ENLIST NOW" as a man quietly sobs in the corner of the bar
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is an argument against, like, basically every public utility. "what if someone like trump runs the municipal water system??" I am sorry, the only answer is to make sure that dumb shit doesn't happen
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if Wohl got the wrong Senator and Synema was the blonde lady lawmaker beating up veterans with smelly green dildos
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing snaps me back into my extended family's dirt poor upbringing like the smell of sun-baked pine straw
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder what the emegent internet of olds is going to look like with people who grew up alongside its widespread home adoption
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When do we start measuring Number Go Up demands in Subprime Housing Crises
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load bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i found it. the one thing more insulting than calling it a "Philly Sandwich". we've cracked it at last:
"CHEESESTEAK"
"ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏʀᴋ ᴄʜᴇᴇꜱᴇꜱᴛᴇᴀᴋ ʜᴇʀᴏ"
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this bot is teaching me that i truly never really read these books
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I cannot believe I am saying this but it might be Ted Cruz's cycle
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phylan @phylan.website · 22/08/2026
Natalie I know what you're thinking right now and you're absolutely right: if you can't have him, why should anyone
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.huffpost.com/entry/2026-e...
huffpost.com
Hegseth: NSA, Military Will Guard Election Systems During Midterms
The announcement came just weeks before Election Day on Nov. 3 and with early voting already underway.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really hope the freak auteurs of right now get showered in the normal, masturbatory Hollywood way too I would like another generation of 70's directors with mental health issues who get funding until they die
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Renting is not a retreat. You do not need to own a home. You can find a sucker for yours right now. Do you realy like tour neighborhood? Your kids will be fucking fine
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People that complain about streaming services being full of crap seem to forget that all three major broadcast networks aired hour-long magic specials with regularity
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened.
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's funny how much Trump hates the OFFICE of the Vice President
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't have a car, kids, mortgage or student loans My partner has permanent residency in another country. My job isn't important. Never been a master plan outside of "being a loser is supremely peaceful if you're committed to the bit", but it's going to be advantageous in the US soon I bet
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol everything going great with incurious people, brilliant move mister president sir
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sean Penn should and annoyingly probably will play George C Scott sometime
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Walter Hickey @walthickey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is one of the most inspirational photos i have ever seen www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Japan Has No Space for Solar Farms Apart From Old Golf Courses
The perfectly manicured fairways at Minohara Country Club wind through the forested hills of Gunma Prefecture about two hours from downtown Tokyo. In a few years, they’ll disappear under row-upon-row ...
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
A good friend will like and reshare your shitposts. A great friend wouldn't incentivize your descent into madness.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Odd moment? Dude you're the person who said we should give a pass to Trumps press secretary because she was nice to you once. Do you understand WHY the President thinks he can do whatever he wants, you fool?
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Could they not find a single fake PAC that thought the president shuffling down the hallway and ranting about communism was the message they wanted to get behind
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Skipping all the costume nonsense and just going as a slut this year
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why do we even give patrol cops guns at all?
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new SICKOS just dropped
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay an onside drop kick is cool shit
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