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temvald

@temvald.bsky.social
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My plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity.

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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
what if we kissed and we were both annoying
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Abbott and Costello Meet Other Mommy @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The good news is that antifascism, [badly photoshopped] boycotting Harry Potter, [photoshop ended]Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No kink shaming except for Roko's basilisk weirdos.
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jadelennox @jadelennox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Steller sea lion in Resurrection Bay, Alaska had just won an argument with its buddy over who go to be in top of the rock. The loser had just fallen into the sea, & the victor was about to join them.
A sea lion with its mouth wide open and its front flippers spread wide, poised precariously at the top of a slide down slippery rock.
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temvald @temvald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Always a treat when we're at home on a weekend evening. Though given the theme tonight looks to be especially good.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, that rates a "holy shit!!"
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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jadelennox @jadelennox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, I know a lot of you use PlusLife PCRs. Do you know a better way to get refills besides “have a friend in europe”?
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cyllan @cyllan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Goddamn them all
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 07/09/2026
You'd be amazed by how much moaning a MILF can do while *checks notes* getting up or sitting back down.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Beth Andres-Beck @beth4ma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy Seth Moulton Loses Day to all who celebrate!
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tom Baker looking increasingly deranged as Professor Plum on Cluedo
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jadelennox @jadelennox.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
LLM generated image search results for "Rosh Hashanah", ranked. (all of these were found on the "no AI" setting of DuckDuckGo.)
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*laughs in Bluesky*
Sidewalk sign with photo of pancakes and text:
Pancakes
Something we can all agree on
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Stressed spelled backwards @marginaliana.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Friends, when this luxury hotel website says they offer guests ‘daily puppy play’ I know what they actually mean, I DO, but also I am absolutely not taking my mother to stay there.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Jake Rudh @jakerudh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy 69th birthday to Daniel Ash of Bauhaus, Tones on Tail and Love and Rockets.
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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temvald @temvald.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Possibly I also bought a shirt and am also not sorry
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do it for them.
Two panel comic. In the first panel, three women stand together. One says, "go for it!" Text reads: beautiful, cool lesbians are watching.

In the second panel, a fourth woman presses her hands to the side of her head and closes her eyes. Text reads: for them, I must succeed.
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Stressed spelled backwards @marginaliana.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Am delighted (and unsurprised) to discover that both @temvald.bsky.social and I can sing along with every word to Weird Al’s The Saga Begins.
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I want us all to band together to make sure OpenAI and Larry Ellison eat shit
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temvald @temvald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
On the list of songs that I didn't know were covers for the longest time. I only knew the Camper Van Beethoven version. Here's the original www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqCT... (Inspired to post by looking outside today, for some reason.)
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Status Quo - Pictures Of Matchstick Men (Official Top Of The Pops Video)
YouTube video by Ripples - Folk and Pop from the 60s and 70s
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Andrea Joy Campbell @ajcampbellma.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's official: Dem AGs are suing to block Paramount and Warner Bros.' merger. Not only would this merger hurt competition, it would allow Trump's buddies, the Ellisons, to control what you watch and how much you pay for it from everything from Animal Planet to CBS News to HBO. We're fighting back.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A devastatingly good looking innocent man has a speech bubble emanating from his mouth.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Is America Good or Bad" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 250 years of heated debate
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
they live glasses
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sluggo, dressed as Tifa Lockheart points to Fritzi dressed as Revolutionary Girl Utena and says "your Revolutionary Goil Utena costume is great, Ms. Fritzi." Fritzi turns to her niece and asks "Nancy, where's your costume for the anime convention?" Nancy turns around and points to the back of her head where she has affixed two large eyes such that she resembles a soot sprite from Spirited Away. Fritzi looks surprised.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 22/06/2026
On Saturday in Franklin—the affluent Middle Tennessee community that inspired Hate Comes to Main Street—the sun seemed to shine just a bit brighter. "I humbly plead and pray that telling the stories will prevent us from falling back into darkness." www.hatecomestomainstreet.com/p/hate-in-a-...
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Hate in a Hallmark Town, Part 5: A Community Acknowledges a Dark Past
"I humbly plead and pray that telling the stories will prevent us from falling back into darkness," said Franklin, Tennessee, Mayor Ken Moore.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If you think making people post under their real names will make them civil, I encourage you to attend an upzoning public comment meeting.
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Unfettered access to one insane friend's media collection is better than any streaming service on the planet
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Jeff 🐟 @foldedfish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Read the alt text.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/06/2026
the single biggest takeaway i have from this interview is that on top of being profoundly incompetent, bari weiss and her flunkies at CBS are genuinely terrible human beings. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/m...
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Scott Pelley on the Bari Weiss Era and His Last Days at ‘60 Minutes’
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/06/2026
lol
post on r/slaythespire from star-sea-dream

caption is slay the spire will turn your children gay!!

strong dominating woman (the silent) / weak pathetic man (the regent)

these are telltale signs of bisexual propaganda!!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“but they were all of them deceived”
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sarah Michelle Gellar honors her "Buffy" co-star Anthony Head following his death:
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"do you have a preferred format for your hormones?" "I'll take the tramp stamp that says 'if you can read this, you should be kneeling'"
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temvald @temvald.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I knew the Red Sox season was imploding but I didn't expect it to be that loud.
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temvald @temvald.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Nice juxtaposition in my timeline, bsky.
Image of two skeets. The first, from 506 Sports, reads "So it remains that a US based team has won the CFL’s Grey Cup more recently than a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup." and includes a photo of a player lifting the Grey Cup.  The second skeet, below it, is  from JW Mason and begins "I think we should be clear that the US *should* pay reparations to" but is cut off before it shows to which country the US should be paying reparations.
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WelcomeToDot @welcometodot.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Whatever you think about AI it could be healthy to have an object of widespread hatred online that isn't a human minority or a Boston sports franchise.
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temvald @temvald.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Clown show
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2026
ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at before wandering away.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
One of my favorite moments of being on a show ever. Stephen Colbert is a clever, hilarious, and genuinely kind person, and I am so grateful I got a chance to interact with him. The fact CBS got rid of him tells you everything you need to know about the shitty people now running it.
Me flexing my biceps at Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report
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Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com · 21/05/2026
Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.
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temvald @temvald.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Our Ranger just offered a cured badger pelt as a gift and one of our other players heard it as a Cure Badger pelt. Which we then expanded to be a Cured Badger Pelt of Cure Badger.
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temvald @temvald.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Had no idea that The Pains of Being Pure at Heart were opening for Belle and Sebastian! Glad we got here on time!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
tater tot shoe string waffle cut crinkle cut curly steak
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