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THIS IS A POST FOR EVIL GIRLS! ONLY EVIL GIRLS CAN READ THIS POST! IF YOU'RE READING THIS POST THEN YOU'RE EVIL AND TWISTED! Wanna go on a date with me?

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 9h

Pitching my idea for a social media platform called nutr where you can only post the word nutted. You log on, you let people know that you nutted, and you log off. These tech bro investors don't seem to understand my plans though.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 9h

Sucks that you can't talk about actresses having gotten thinner lately (a cultural trend that's obv inseparable from both the right wing having a moment and the pharmaceutical industry jizzing their pants over GLP-1s) without skinny girls going "So you're insulting me then? Doing reverse fatphobia?"

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 29/09/2026

Nobody's life is worth more than anyone else's. *remembers that some tgirls get wet when you call them disposable snuffbait* It's complicated though. There are a lot of really nuanced situations.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 28/09/2026

Pants don't even zip off into shorts anymore. They make you buy pants and shorts separately. It's fucked up.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 28/09/2026

Hey! Do you mind if I put your dick in my mouth? Do you mind? Is anyone else gonna put that thing in their mouth? I'll take it if nah! Do you mind?

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 27/09/2026

Porn is so cool! Shoutout to pornstars!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 10/09/2026

I made a simple text adventure game today that you play communally on bluesky by replying to posts! Check it out @dungeontexter.bsky.social!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 26/09/2026

Reading this post turns you into a girl.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 25/09/2026

I've invented a feminizing laser gun. It instantly and permanently transforms you into a woman that's been shot with a laser. However: You will have to take these estrogen supplements for six months before using it and then also keep taking them for another maybe sixty years.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 25/09/2026

I love my girlfriend! Reblog if you love my girlfriend too! You have your own girlfriend? That's messed up. Stop cheating on my girlfriend with your false idols. She's the one true girlfriend.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 25/09/2026

I added Lost Planet 2 to the list of games that have sat paused with its pause screen music looping while I gave a beautiful woman a blowjob :3

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 24/09/2026

What do esports boys even do after they age out of gameing? It's not like they can click on heads forever. Their reflexes inevitably sag. Plus you know they're all addicted to g fuel and diseased with like carpal tunnel and stuff like that. What woman will want them when they're ruined and used up?

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 24/09/2026

I'm just a 36 year old woman wearing a Nirvana shirt that she got when she was a 16 year old boy.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 23/09/2026

I think if I was in a horror movie where everyone was creepily smiling at me then I would simply be unaffected because I'd avoid eye contact (looking at the ground whenever possible) and not notice them doing it.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 23/09/2026

The "following BoringKate" to "going on hrt" to "making out with BoringKate irl" pipeline is well established. It just might take like five to ten years.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 21/09/2026

You're monogamous? Wow. Okay. This sucks, but I feel like I should let you know that you're being cheated on. Your dom (your boss) has been domming all of your coworkers too. They do whatever he says. He pays them really small amounts of money for doing it too (to make it extra kinky and degrading).

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 20/09/2026

Y'all hear about girls? Girls are pretty neat! Some times they bite you!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 19/09/2026

*encounters even the slightest frustration with any large social media platform* *starts talking about Cohost like it was the Paris commune*

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 19/09/2026

Just hanging out with my tentacle.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 18/09/2026

Calling something or someone a little guy: Implies an assumed gender. Calling someone or something a little lady: There's alliteration, so we're all having fun. No assumed gender. Lady is universal. We're all ladies.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 18/09/2026

Exchanging money for goods and services stimulates The Economy. It erouses The Economy. It makes The Economy cum.

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BoringKate @boringpornokate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You know that time of year is approaching because they're selling tgirl sex toys at the dollar store again.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 18/09/2026

Not to brag, but I'm so sleepy. Anyone else sleepy rn? Reblog if you're sleepy.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 18/09/2026

How come street preachers are always some christian asshole harassing you about how god is gonna make people burn in hell forever for not giving his son Jesus enough high fives and never a proselytizing cat girl shouting into a megaphone about the redemptive power of treats and scritches?

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 17/09/2026

Adults is really fucking good! You should watch Adults (if you support women who masturbate at men on the subway and try to talk their boyfriend out of being cis)!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 17/09/2026

2006: They're mad about horse armor? It's like mostly cosmetic, right? Can't they just not buy it? Gamers are so silly. 2026: They really should have burned Todd Howard's house down over the horse armor thing.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 16/09/2026

*I open tumblr on the metro* *there's a picture of a beautiful woman* *I panic and quickly scroll down* *another picture of a beautiful woman* Oh no! People are gonna think I like looking at beautiful women!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 16/09/2026

It's so fun when I end up needing to wear the disposable black nitrile gloves for non finger banging / fisting reasons. I'm just like "these are sex gloves lmao" the whole time.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 15/09/2026

Need for Speed: Most Wanted is so cool that it almost makes me wish cops were real and not just a problematic fetish fantasy concept invented by Tom of Finland to justify drawing gay men in form fitting uniforms, but only almost.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 14/09/2026

It's messed up to me when a cashier has really nice makeup. Because it's like who'd you put in all that effort for? CUSTOMERS? We don't deserve that! You shouldn't have even bathed. You should be wearing pajamas. Actively getting stoned. Playing DS. And yeah obviously there should be a chair too.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 13/09/2026

People don't understand how time consuming it is to film porn. Like even with a basic tiddy vid: You might only be filming for like twenty minutes, but then you have to spend an hour or more on grindr contemplating sucking off strangers because you're horny from playing with your tits.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 13/09/2026

Anything that's accidentally vegan: It costs like three cents. Obviously. I mean there's not even any meat or dairy in it (thats the expensive stuff). Anything that's intentionally vegan: That will be nine hundred dollars pls. Obviously. This is a niche premium product for yuppies.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 12/09/2026

I filmed three (3) pornographies today! I thought I'd only film one, but I ended up filming three! Are you proud of me? Can I get a "Good job, Kate!" in the replies?

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 12/09/2026

It's so funny that I'm a boy lmao. Legally a boy with a boy name (13 years on the girl pills, but I love not dealing with stuff). There are just some boys that look like this I guess. Some boys that are really beautiful and stacked too. I think I should be considered a role model for boys.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 12/09/2026

If you're a cis dude and you wanna fuck tgirls then the way of making it happen is to transition! You should transition! It's fine if you aren't "really" trans! We don't care! Just take the estrogen! We're just waiting for you to take the estrogen! Then you can rail us as much as you want!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 11/09/2026

Has anyone else noticed that girlfriends have been getting really hot lately? Like are y'all girlfriends seeming exceptionally hot lately or is it just mine? is it normal for a girlfriend to be really hot? Like really REALLY hot?

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 10/09/2026

THIS POST IS FOR GOOD GIRLS ONLY! ONLY GOOD GIRLS CAN READ THIS POST! IF YOU'RE READING THIS THEN THAT MEANS YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL AND VERY CUTE AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 10/09/2026

I made a simple text adventure game today that you play communally on bluesky by replying to posts! Check it out @dungeontexter.bsky.social!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 09/09/2026

Totally normal average girl voice: RSS feeds are so sexy!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 04/02/2025

"Transitioning is scary!" Do it anyways. Do it scared. "I'm too old to transition!" Do it anyways. Do it old. "I'm too fat to transition!" Do it anyways. Do it fat. "I'm too horny to transition! What if this is all just a fetish for me?" Do it anyways. Do it horny.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 08/09/2026

Someday dicks and holes will be upgraded to USB C and then nobody will have trouble getting it in ever again.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 07/09/2026

You'd be amazed by how much moaning a MILF can do while *checks notes* getting up or sitting back down.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 06/09/2026

Hold on. I'm mind melding with you rn. We're both thinking about cock.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 06/09/2026

Oh. Sure. When a vampire tells us we can live forever after dying, that's understood to be a horrifying proposition (the unending hours and days and years and centuries of existence would become a torturous burden), but when Jesus does it we're all supposed to thrilled and comforted by it?

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 06/09/2026

Everything is about sex, except for sex, which is about power = I should be allowed to nut in an estrognized boymoder on a public bus, but you're an exhibitionistic pervert if you mow your lawn

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 06/09/2026

Damn girl, are you Margaret Thatcher's grave? Because all the cool girls wanna piss on you~

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 05/09/2026

I'm so lucky to be a part of this world and alive for this moment in history (just came to lesbian anal fisting videos).

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