Reposted by bastard manSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/01/2025when u make a silly joke on this platform 281185622183
Reposted by bastard manKirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s awesome they let them play footy at the Kylie concert. 714518
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026literally the potato muppet from Muppet’s Treasure Island 100
Reposted by bastard manMonster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026My time has come 173
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026shit. I need to go to bed. I just started watching True Blood from the start and I forgot how much I loved it from the first moment 110
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026yet again I am pleading for the automation bros to create something that plucks me from my couch,brushes my teeth, and placers skin substances on my face just so I can go to sleep without guilt I am not optimised! 001
Reposted by bastard manSacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 25/08/2026British actors getting the email from Warner Brothers... 61032219
Reposted by bastard manPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career” 04418571
Reposted by bastard manRobert Wilfort @robertwilfort.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Wow that is big 14715123
Reposted by bastard manCeleste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability. 653559954
Reposted by bastard manIt's all Wandsale @wandsale.bsky.social · 11/08/2026England's brown at present land... 14610
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026people get so mad that movies set in the “olden days” have costume designs that aren’t explosions of colour but every movie / tv series set in the future is so monochrome you could save on your TV licence by only watching black and white 030
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I just want to sleep under the covers again. can we make the nights cool enough to allow that? fuck you summer 010
Reposted by bastard man28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody 278122271847
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026sometimes I want to hunt down UX people and force them to use their own product 120
Reposted by bastard mansarah @goingonawalk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Something neat is when the QR code is on your phone and you’re supposed to take a picture of it with your phone 17510
Reposted by bastard manJames Barr @jamesbarr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This is extraordinary. You can see why they’ve tried to gag her and why, every single time the gag gets mentioned, she sells a few thousand more copies 581202272
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’m going to bed before I inadvertently see the US president speak. 010
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026BAAAAHAHAHAHA someone just slammed their windows shut #worldcup 000
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026god dammit now I have to go to my extra time bottle of wine 000
Reposted by bastard manTucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy" 182630556
Reposted by bastard manStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Imagine being a player in the World Cup final with your momentum drifting and muscles stiffening cos Justin bieber wanted to sing that catatonically boring ballad 522330
Reposted by bastard manAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/07/2026We just watched the normalest World Cup final halftime show of the rest of our lives 48915
Reposted by bastard manCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface 501858276
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026just noticed that the teams are SPAARG(LE) I’m with you, Wayne. the first half was crap 010
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Tom Cruise: Football is a game without words Jill Scott: 010
Reposted by bastard manMonster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026Love the TV director thinking we’re going to be impressed of the aerial shots of the stadium and desolate car park dystopia that surrounds it. 121
Reposted by bastard manMonster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 17/07/2026In the period of time between the Odyssey opening night tickets going on sale and that first screening last night, my friend and his wife fell out, had a trial separation, split up entirely and fully finalised their divorce. Which is obviously sad for them. But not for me. As I got her ticket. 141
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026somehow my plants on my balcony made it through the heatwaves while I was out of the country. all thanks to the lovely watering assistance of @hew.bsky.social but now I’m home and keeping everyone happy, I’ve got danged spider mites eating my beans and pumpkin flowers! 130
Reposted by bastard mandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Members of the working class would rather eat a raw onion like an apple than go to therapy 216920
Reposted by bastard manBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsay Graham dead after VAR review 241351171
Reposted by bastard manBill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Anyway, appreciate how the story of 28 YEARS LATER I & II is "the weirdo who's into heavy metal and skull art is nothing to be afraid of. the man child obsessed with stuff he watched as a kid though..." 123985
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026today I wore a dress that has been hiding in the cupboard for at least 3 years. it got two compliments! TWO! that dress is going back in rotation 020
Reposted by bastard manMonster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 04/07/2026Happy Pride everyone. Just gave two Peruvian nuns directions over the river from Southbank towards the West End to see the Mamma Mia matinee. Have a great day sisters! 011
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026when you check into a hotel room that’s got no aircon and is hot as shit but you love Professor Hannah Fry and you know to use the Bernoulli principle to cool it down 020
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026this pisses me off so hard. a bottle of water ain’t gonna prevent heat stroke on the tube 000
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026hello jet lag my old friend why are you here, it’s 4am 010
Reposted by bastard manBookshop.org @bookshop.org · 23/06/2026Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores. 2447753003
Reposted by bastard manSteven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 23/06/2026We need to start designing a guillotine that works in Mars’ 1/3 gravity for unspecified reasons. 7537
Reposted by bastard manMonster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 19/06/2026They’ve clearly had plain packaging for too long in Australia that I’m not sure this ABC reporter realises they’re wearing a novelty Marlboro t-shirt 111
Reposted by bastard manv buckenham @v21.bsky.social · 12/06/2026all the work done to make beautiful compelling pitches to someone who works at the same company as you, hoping for the chance to do the job they're paying you for. all the work no-one external will ever see. 0671
Reposted by bastard manButt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 12/06/2026I did not authorize this biography to be written about me But also it is wild how much of my career has involved me being paid to do a job by people who are actively hostile to me doing the job they are paying me to do 0173
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Today we walked around the base of Katoomba in the Blue Mountains and I could hear a Lyrebird near by. using the Cornell U bird app was hilarious because it knew a bird was making sounds, but couldn’t pin it to a single bird. gonna have to ask them how they deal with mimic birds 030
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026HOW MANY STARS DO YOU GIVE A HOTEL THAT HAS A KITTY THAT SNEAKS IN TO YOUR ROOM FOR PATS 210
