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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Happy No Sex Day to all who celibate. 🤭

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mattstewartcomedy.bsky.social @mattstewartcomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What a lineup on this week's Who Knew It with Matt Stewart podcast! @tonymartin.bsky.social, @kirstywebeck.bsky.social and Ben Russell! In your pod feeds now!

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’ll never quit the Internet. 😎

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s awesome they let them play footy at the Kylie concert.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I just saw a post that said “The Unwritten Rules of Melbourne” followed by a list of rules that were very much written.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Serves him right for *checks notes* speaking out about a genocide.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I really hope they can get through this 😒

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

*me standing on the scales and looking at the number* “Not bad for someone with two wolves inside them.”

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Jetstar shouldn’t even be charging for the flights if we’re being honest.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

If you’re not from Melbourne, you’re only allowed to read this first post, not the one below!

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/07/2026

150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Telling everyone it was coke that flew out of my nose so they don’t know the truth: it was a bogey.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I’m listening to an awesome new podcast. It gets delivered straight to my messages app in 3 minute chunks and it’s all about how my mate is ANGRY at her boyfriend.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Hey, quick idea: STOP USING GENERATIVE AI

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Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Not sure if any of you are on Substack. Just joined. Give me a follow/subscribe. Search thesarahmillican or click this link substack.com/@thesarahmil...

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Sarah Millican | Substack

Comedian and writer

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It’s weird hearing Pauline Hanson banging on about wanting a monoculture. When I was in high school, everyone was actively trying to stamp out a monoculture. We were told not to kiss or share drinks and toothbrushes! A vote for Pauline Hanson is a vote for Epstein-Barr virus.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Fired my financial advisor today. Pam The Bird and Hughesy have got this all under control.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I’d prefer a doctor to do it. 🤷‍♂️

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

In Australia, when you turn 50 you get sent a bowel cancer screening kit and when you turn 40 you get sent a login for the snap, send, solve app.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

OK, rant incoming. I’m on a pet-friendly flight for the first time. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m an animal lover but I think it’s absolutely disgusting there are pets onboard this aircraft and I am seated rows apart from them and can’t even have a little peek.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

My first time selling out a Cairns show early enough to put an extra show on. Had two belters today. Thanks so much for getting around me, Cairns!

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Who do we know in these spots? 👀 Cairns, Nambour, Brisbane, Brunswick Heads, Sydney and Newcastle shows coming up! 🎤

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Bit of personal news from me: A distant male acquaintance told me he’s “totally cool” with me having a female partner today so looks like I won’t be ending my eight year relationship!

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Got this intra-club tennis email tonight. At no stage does it mention what an offence is, it just launches right into what the punishments are. This is exactly how I’m tackling life in my 40s and you’re all on notice.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

🩺 I know I’m not technically a doctor but I think I’ve cracked this case wide open.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My partner washed the outside of our apartment windows which means our neighbours can now see my nudie runs in 4K.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

lying on the couch being a chillionaire

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Deeply embarrassed for you if you missed an immaculate night at Thornbury Theatre tonight. We had all the laughs. Didn’t leave a single one for anyone else.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

We are at the outdoors shop and everyone here is in a lesbian relationship. There’s a lot of “I’ll see what my wife thinks” going on. Nature is healing.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My friend is coming to see my show again tomorrow night. 🤣

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Maybe they meant “boys will be buoys.” Has anyone tried popping one out in the bay?

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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Am told this one is sold out, but I will be at Oasis on SATURDAY NIGHT. Probably doing that face: megatix.com.au/events/tony-...

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Tony Martin and Friends

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

We don’t need AI. We need land orcas and we need them now.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It is absolutely none of my business whether or not my olive oil has had sex before.

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Writing “thoughts and prayers” on a joke post is quite possibly the most boring thing people do on the Internet. It’s not funny, it’s boring. Tell your friends. 🤣

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Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

All the people in the comments of *that* skit are the people who would ordinarily be all over standup clips saying “women aren’t funny.” They just applaud any reason to parade their bigotry and champion someone who is exercising their right to be a subpar human. Bigots really are the dullest.

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Temple Connolly @tea-n-see.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If you need yet another example of how utterly rubbish AI search is.....Google seems to be mistaking @kirstywebeck.bsky.social for Joel Creasey. For all I know, Joel also abhors trifle but...are they reeeaaallly interchangeable?!?

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