Reposted by bastard manSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/01/2025when u make a silly joke on this platform 281185622183
Reposted by bastard manKirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s awesome they let them play footy at the Kylie concert. 714518
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026literally the potato muppet from Muppet’s Treasure Island 100
Reposted by bastard manMonster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026My time has come 173
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026shit. I need to go to bed. I just started watching True Blood from the start and I forgot how much I loved it from the first moment 110
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026yet again I am pleading for the automation bros to create something that plucks me from my couch,brushes my teeth, and placers skin substances on my face just so I can go to sleep without guilt I am not optimised! 001
Reposted by bastard manSacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 25/08/2026British actors getting the email from Warner Brothers... 61032219
Reposted by bastard manPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career” 04418571
Reposted by bastard manRobert Wilfort @robertwilfort.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Wow that is big 14715123
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026during covid my Dutch engineering team sang happy birthday to me and when it got to the Hieperdepiep I nearly exploded with joy 100
Reposted by bastard manCeleste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability. 653559954
Reposted by bastard manIt's all Wandsale @wandsale.bsky.social · 11/08/2026England's brown at present land... 14610
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026people get so mad that movies set in the “olden days” have costume designs that aren’t explosions of colour but every movie / tv series set in the future is so monochrome you could save on your TV licence by only watching black and white 030
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I just want to sleep under the covers again. can we make the nights cool enough to allow that? fuck you summer 010
Reposted by bastard man28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody 278122271847
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026this story is made better that I imagined the skinny shirtless kid with a beard 040
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026yep. the tech teams are getting a slap each day until they fix that 000
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026sometimes I want to hunt down UX people and force them to use their own product 120
Reposted by bastard mansarah @goingonawalk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Something neat is when the QR code is on your phone and you’re supposed to take a picture of it with your phone 17510
Reposted by bastard manJames Barr @jamesbarr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This is extraordinary. You can see why they’ve tried to gag her and why, every single time the gag gets mentioned, she sells a few thousand more copies 581202272
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’m going to bed before I inadvertently see the US president speak. 010
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026BAAAAHAHAHAHA someone just slammed their windows shut #worldcup 000
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026god dammit now I have to go to my extra time bottle of wine 000
Reposted by bastard manTucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy" 182630556
Reposted by bastard manStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Imagine being a player in the World Cup final with your momentum drifting and muscles stiffening cos Justin bieber wanted to sing that catatonically boring ballad 522330
Reposted by bastard manAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/07/2026We just watched the normalest World Cup final halftime show of the rest of our lives 48915
Reposted by bastard manCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface 501858276
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026just noticed that the teams are SPAARG(LE) I’m with you, Wayne. the first half was crap 010
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Tom Cruise: Football is a game without words Jill Scott: 010
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I thought it looked horrific when they host the F1 and create fake marinas. that is worse 010
Reposted by bastard manMonster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026Love the TV director thinking we’re going to be impressed of the aerial shots of the stadium and desolate car park dystopia that surrounds it. 121
Reposted by bastard manMonster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 17/07/2026In the period of time between the Odyssey opening night tickets going on sale and that first screening last night, my friend and his wife fell out, had a trial separation, split up entirely and fully finalised their divorce. Which is obviously sad for them. But not for me. As I got her ticket. 141
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I have deployed sachets of predator mites to eat the spider mites MITE FITE! 000
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Rusty is ridiculously well cast for this. SCRATCH A STAY! TURN THREE TIMES! 000
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026fucken lol. I know where you were when you said this 100
bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026you’ve happened across one of my absolute favourites. I hope you like it 100
