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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

just noticed that the teams are SPAARG(LE) I’m with you, Wayne. the first half was crap

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Tom Cruise: Football is a game without words Jill Scott:

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

been in my head since this morning

scene from The Hunt For Red October where the american diplomat incredulously asks the Soviet diplomat to clarify they’ve lost another submarine.

except it’s senators.

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

when you check into a hotel room that’s got no aircon and is hot as shit but you love Professor Hannah Fry and you know to use the Bernoulli principle to cool it down

fan pointing out an open window of yet another UK hotel with no air conditioning

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

this pisses me off so hard. a bottle of water ain’t gonna prevent heat stroke on the tube

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

HOW MANY STARS DO YOU GIVE A HOTEL THAT HAS A KITTY THAT SNEAKS IN TO YOUR ROOM FOR PATS

a lovely cat that made his way into the guesthouse and is now curled up on our bed.

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I didn’t set fire to Adelaide on my way out, but I should have.

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

me walking into Dan Murphy’s for the first time in 7 years

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka, showing the bad children the good place

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

scanning the ops centre for someone wearing a vest. there always has to be someone wearing a vest!

Gene Krantz wearing a VEST in the control room during the Apollo 13 mission

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I changed my zoom background pic to this yesterday and I’m shocked (naive?) at how many people hadn’t heard of Artemis II of course I chatted about it to the point where we had to do actual work

image from the viewpoint of Artemis II of the moon with a crescent Earth appearing over the lunar horizon

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

scrolling announcements on and for UK trains are too effing slow look at this shit

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

whenever I nibble a piece of cheese that isn’t cut into civilised slices pbs.twimg.com/media/FDK7q5...

an image from The Simpsons where Bart has morphed into Rat Boy form and is gnawing the drywall

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

aaaaaaahahhaha Barossa red absolutely smashing people about the head. it’s a promotional Penfolds “Claret” from 2009, and apart from the crumbly cork, it’s really good

a magnum of Penfolds red wine and decanter on a kitchen bench

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I do have issues with cork in wine bottles

stupid pieces of stupid cork floating in an otherwise good decanter of wine

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

the whole house smells of the vanilla Kipferl in the oven. it’s so good I wish I could send it all to you

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

now that’s an appropriate way to deliver mustard

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

working from the couch, so I’m looking downwards. also my hair is doing something weird and all I can see in the little Zoom window is this

Gary Oldman as Dracula in the 1992 film of the same name

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

it’s hosted by Tom Daley and he shows off his knits and models the creations and is genuinely excellent

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

stolen from Reddit, they’ve been doing more fun London things!

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

anyone who knows me IRL knows I have an irrational hatred for when people put ice in white or rose wine I am in Italy and someone just put an ice cube in a glass of red wine

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

heading to Italy with the potential for a full transport strike as we land. I’m prepared as I can be

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

seriously South Western rail, your policy of constant voice announcements is beyond insane. it’s a train, not an aircraft. just announce the approaching and current station and

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

seriously South Western rail, your policy of constant voice announcements is beyond insane. it’s a train, not an aircraft. just announce the approaching and current station

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

also, I’m creating a list of movies where someone has a really long cigarette ash

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

you better sort this shit out London

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

the phlebotomist, aka “hospital vampire”, will leave distinctive marks. regardless of the number of times they approach pictured is a single blood test site. and a freckle.

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

today I described an american food to an english person and they were horrified by its blandness. which is quite a feat behold, the New England Boiled Dinner

boiled food. corned beef, cabbage, potato, carrot and turnip.

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

by the end of winter my skin is so dry I wish I could shed it like a gecko and be fresh for spring

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I don’t think I have any of these in the freezer? maybe I’ll see if there are any at Tesco

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

my boyfriend has joked many times that I would be outed as a Protestant if I lived in Ireland as I keep the toaster in a cupboard. I don’t know if this is a real thing or a Derry Girls thing

blackboard crammed with “differences” between Catholics and Protestants from the tv show Derry Girls

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bastard man @temporaryadmin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

watching the final episode of Day of The Jackal and all I can think is TACTILNECK

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