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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔

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Potato based life form. You’ll find me at the cinema and The Cottage. boxd.it/bpYTl

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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 15h
Only Jeffrey Archer thing of note I have to say is that his very fancy penthouse apartment at Peninsula Heights, Vauxhall (then owned by Stanley Baker) was used in Theatre of Blood (1973). Which is a great film I’m going to have to watch again now!
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The Arthur C. Clarke Award @clarkeaward.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Some scams are easier to spot than others. That said, we get these semi-regularly and they are only getting more focused and custom-tailored, so be careful writers! And, no, we didn’t reply, but it was super-tempting.
Text from a scam email message which reads:  

Hi Arthur C. Clarke,

I recently came across 2001: A Space Odyssey, the 25th Anniversary Edition, and wanted to reach out.

I’ve been connecting with authors whose books are available to readers but may not be reaching as many new audiences as they could.

I’m curious how has your experience been with book visibility and reaching new readers? And have you considered exploring new ways to promote your book or expand its reach to additional platforms?

I’d genuinely be interested in hearing your thoughts and experience.
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
@2000ad.bsky.social did someone say #DayOfDredd ?
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 🇬🇪🇨🇿🇸🇰🇰🇷
Last four watched titles, The Wishing Tree (1976), The Valley of the Bees (1968), Marketa Lazrova (1967), and Hope (2026)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Has anyone ever hijacked a London Bus in order to force it to go to its advertised destination? Asking for a friend whose patience has terminated here.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
My time has come
The potato laundress from A Muppet Treasure Island.
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
40th Anniversary screening of Transformers: The Movie. Assumed it would be just the dorks going but it was (except me) dorks WITH their kids. I saw at least three Dads excitedly turn to their kids when Orson Welles’ name appeared in the opening credits, think about saying something, then not bother.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
This post actually made the film even funnier
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Richard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Personally speaking, I wouldn't have split the word like that...
100 YEARS OF FASH
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I never knew the old Viennetta before the war…”
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NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The sound I make since age 35 when I get up from the couch
Supermarket aisle sign that says “HOOAEG”. (Apparently it means season in Estonian).
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 04/09/2026
This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress. They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post. I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail! www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
a photo of a hand holding a cuneiform tablet
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
Chess.com
skill issue
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
Elon Musk

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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 03/09/2026
Truffaut’s La Nuit Américaine/ Day For Night (1973) screened tonight at the Ciné Lumière in honour of the late Nathalie Baye, who gets to deliver one of the best lines of the film. Glad to say it’s still utterly brilliant and firmly remains one of my favourites!
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Walked past this amazing pub sign
Vulcan Arms pub sign showing Spock 

Another sign underneath that says 

Lunches 
Hot Meals 
Bar Snacks 
12 noon til 2pm
Evening meals
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 27/08/2026
First proper rain in months District Line: catches fire.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.
Summary

Meeting logistics review addressed attendance verification and confirmed denial of additional catering requests.

Addressing Catering Request
Denial of secondary meal requests was finalized for shouting individuals. It was confirmed that participants had already consumed dinner.

Meeting Attendance Verification
Clarification regarding confirmed attendees occurred. Questions were raised about pending arrivals for the session.

Connection Status Check
Technical connection status was assessed. The presence of additional participants on the call remained under review.
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 21/08/2026
An actor just appeared in the latest episode of Silo that caused me to yell “WHEEY!!” out loud, alone in my flat.
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 18/08/2026
A long overdue rewatch tonight
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I made a handy guide to these a few months ago:
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My new response when anyone asks me to do anything
~ No, sir, I am not obliged to do any more. No man is obliged to do as much as he can do. A man is to have part of his life for himself.
-SAMUEL JoHNSON
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026
“What’s wrong, baby?”
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
JUSTICE FOR ARTEMIS FOWL AND CHARLIE BONE
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
I can’t believe it
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
Bloody hell, the most intense place to experience a massive earthquake surely? Doing surgery and everything in the room in on wheels!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
Man Came To Funeral Straight From Work
Man Came To Funeral Straight From Work
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 06/08/2026
mfw I see the BFI is releasing a 4K of Salo 🎬📽️🎞️🎥
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2026
New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors theonion.com/new-ted-lasso-season-a…
New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026
Movern Caller - Some Velvet Morning, the strings fade in and almost sound like they’re coming out of a supermarket PA system. A lot of justifiable Samantha Morton love going around at the moment but this is how you have a character make a entrance. No matter how mundane the setting.
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
No cheating post your lock screen
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
Just getting completely terrified out of nowhere with this ad that was embedded in a current affairs newsletter
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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football". tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026
Can’t stop thinking about how John Leguizamo delivers a line in this scene from The Odyssey in the exact manner of an Irish aunty at a wake who’s “not speaking ill of the dead, but” 🎬📽️🎞️🎥🍿
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Monster Mash Potato Muppet 🥔 @potatomuppet.eurosky.social · 28/07/2026
I think we’ve already had enough people arguing about whether Nolan understood the text
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They can’t do a series based on the works of Tennyson because everyone will be arguing if The Charge of the Light Brigade is canon.
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