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I increasingly find there are only two times of day: "Christ, it's almost X o'clock already", and "Christ, it's only X o'clock".

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Paul Putner @realpaulputner.bsky.social · 20h

In the consumer TV show, That's Life, Doc Cox was a co-presenter. His alter ego was Ivor Biggun. I wonder how he got that job considering his scatological, smutty music career. It'd be like if BBC's Watchdog hired K**t & The Gang to perform cheeky songs at people in Fulham North End Road market too.

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.734: Turkmen Mr Morris out off of Friday Night Dinner, a proper Beau Brummell, speaking in the Turkmenistan parliament this week about punk rockers. Do you know how many heart attacks he’s had? Go on, guess.

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Edward @fornbirkibeinn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Christ, how terrible is the advice now? Surely this is an obvious case where a half-decent LLM ought to able to predict the Economist line on any given issue.

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why the fuck is disgraced former politician Jeffery Archer on BBC News at One?

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 28/09/2026

I just found this which I made for Twitter many years gone, so you might as well have it here too.

A juxtaposition of pictures of Sir Jimmy Savile OBE KCSG and Boris Johnson

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Another chance to roll out my Mishima Yukio fact - that he died by seppuku after he led a failed far right coup. Which, admittedly, is pretty bad ass. But also very bad.

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The older I get, the more I think "fucking hell, I wish I was the Ringo of something"

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"And another thing I'm not mad. Please don't put in the CNN that I got mad"

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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i genuinely think about this every time theres any mention of narnia. one of the funniest things that have ever happened

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Saltburn (2023) Dir. Emerald Fennell

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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“I remember the dogshit of my childhood, and the victims we cut with a knife…”

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Spencer vs Windsor From the Private Eye archive. Issue 933, September 1997.

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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

"Ryan Reynolds plays a guy with no problems, until he faces a slight problem, which is resolved within 90 minutes."

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Assuming Greta Gerwig plans and gets to do the whole Narnia, how will she deal with the "and then they died before they could develop sexual urges" thing? It doesn't seem exactly her style to end it that way

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The obvious English cultural domination of France prior to and during TNG followed by the return of French culture by Picard is 100% what the next Star Trek series should be about

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Plashing Vole @plashingvole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well, at the end of a long and awful week I’d like to say thanks to everyone who has been so kind and supportive. I’m also reminded of this magnificent Gogglebox exchange which university staff everywhere will appreciate.

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Star at Netherton up for sale. It was an odd fish when I went there 25 years ago - middle of nowhere, opening hours based on the landlady's whim, beer on gravity only. A wonderful building, mind. Hope it survives. I sat in that corner with my Dad and a pissed up bunch of PTE employees

A humble traditional pub, in a corner next to a fireplace there is a wood table, with wooden benches built into the corners of the walls

A wooden serving hatch, which was the "bar"

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Badenoch's supercilious nature is going to go down really well with the voting public, should she make it as far as a General Election www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Badenoch brings in lawyers after 94% Wandsworth Council tax hike

A row is growing over Wandsworth Council's rise, which the local authority is blaming on government funding cuts.

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Was starting to worry about @ricardoautobahn.co.uk as he'd seemed very quiet. Went to his profile to check on his wellbeing and... discovered I'd somehow unfollowed him. Sorry, Mr Autobahn (I'm glad you're not dead though)

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One of the things I find most baffling about the Letby conspiracy theorists is that there clearly was a conspiracy, but it was to protect Letby...

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"There's a lot the other way around these days, believe it or not Mr Smiley."

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Indy @indy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Perhaps you can convey this view to the Home Secretary?

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Are you Russell T Davies but also at the same time not Russell T Davies? Why not apply to make Doctor Who?

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Cunty lawyers in journalism have ruined us.

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

*Nodding sagely because I am an economy understander* "More tax cuts will definitely work this time."

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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Poddington Peas have had a vote to declare independence from other legumes

youtube.com

The Poddington Peas Opening Credits

YouTube video by The 80s Quadrant

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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Now that's a teaser trailer.

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So, AI isn't going to kill us by becoming self aware and launching the nukes, but rather by being massively shit on a sufficiently large scale. Perhaps the fate humanity deserves

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ah. I stand corrected. The only true way to enjoy Ludwig is via intensive trepanation. Preferably conducted by someone shouting "yes, this is actually a fucking puzzle so fuck off" at you.

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The key to enjoying Ludwig is pretending it's a surprisingly almost watchable UK Gold original, while simply marvelling at its ability to cram 7.5 minutes of plot into every hour

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Burnham, like Starmer before him, gives the impression that he is completely baffled by the concept of stuff happening

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"We cannot let less than a handful of extraordinarily wealthy crypto-billionaires simply drown Labour's message out. That is the job of the Labour party."

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What if the collapse of liberalism is caused by having a Saturday Night Live in your country?

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

One of the most astonishing things about @themountaingoats.bsky.social is that this wasn't even close to being the peak www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7YQ...

youtube.com

The Mountain Goats - Psalms 40:2 - Cemetery Gates

YouTube video by Pitchfork

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There's a certain something about the kind of man who thinks Letby is innocent

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