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Heathcliff enjoyer Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt

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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some windows and doors in Amsterdam
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Kenneth Williams' Iconic 'Ooh Matron!' in Carry On Camping
ALT: Kenneth Williams' Iconic 'Ooh Matron!' in Carry On Camping
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just perfection
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She isn't going to have sex with you
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's the first idea, but if you're going to do the whole seven+ volume fantasy series, it's only the beginning
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kirsty MacColl, drawing a straight line between punk, pop and generally finding a person attractive youtu.be/kIsyQ2qCDQ8?...
youtu.be
Kirsty MacColl - They Don't Know 1979
YouTube video by BillsOldiesUK
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An abrupt end to my folk lyric writing class, but I can't quibble
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The seven inch of Trap Door by ZygottThe back cover of Trap Door by Zygott
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tuned in to see Badenoch for a bit. Smug, supercilious and seems to think the standing ovations are heartfelt rather than performative
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you'd think after doing this for six years i wouldn't still find myself thinking "wow, wikipedia really has an article about EVERYTHING" but here i am
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Pound Shop Boys @poundshopboys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On the occasion of the 40th anniversary...
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whereas now, we'd just let all the drones and missiles blow us up?
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see Kemi Badenoch has once again embarked on a battle of wits with herself. Pools panel says "no score draw". www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Badenoch denies ‘British Iron Dome’ plan – after Tories use phrase in press release
Tory leader says proposed ‘Britannia Shield’ would not be comparable to Israeli missile defence system
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a way to start my morning. A delight!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtu.be/ChFOFRGqwPM this came out real nice!
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the Mountain Goats – Trail Mix Session
YouTube video by Red Rocks Park & Amphitheatre
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This reply was how I found out...
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm happy for Matthew Bannister to read this out on Last Word. A fitting tribute
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bring back Susan Hall
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I'm afraid it turns out the name of our anti-plague institute was ironic after all"
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there are real treasures to be found on the snooker subreddit
Is this Normal? query in the snooker subreddit, with a picture of a corner pocketNever in my life have I seen a goth play snooker until yesterday
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
'Meanwhile, agent Mike Ovitz kept calling, saying: “Sean Connery would love to make this movie.” Eventually, there was a knock on my door and I opened it to find Sean with the screenplay under his arm. He said, “Listen, boy …” and started reading.' www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...
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‘I spat in Sean Connery’s face 16 times’: Ron Perlman on making The Name of the Rose
‘When I couldn’t do the spitting scene, Sean took me aside and said: “Ron, if you don’t actually spit in my face, we’ll be here all day.” So I let one fly – and kept having to redo it’
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Nikola @greasyboiler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Britain, from now until eternity.
The circular I Just Need To meme with austerity
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah. That kind of day... Best of luck
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks for letting us know
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In that case, I hope all's as well as it can be under whatever circumstances apply
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are you spreading out the content, or have you been there all day?
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listening to Exile In Coldharbour Lane for the first time in ages has reminded me that at one point ITV's football coverage featured a crowd noise taken from "Mao Tse Tung Said", the original source of which was the Jonestown death tape
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 03/10/2026
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
POLITICOEurope
@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I increasingly find there are only two times of day: "Christ, it's almost X o'clock already", and "Christ, it's only X o'clock".
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Paul Putner @realpaulputner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the consumer TV show, That's Life, Doc Cox was a co-presenter. His alter ego was Ivor Biggun. I wonder how he got that job considering his scatological, smutty music career. It'd be like if BBC's Watchdog hired K**t & The Gang to perform cheeky songs at people in Fulham North End Road market too.
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if it turns out the people she called the police on were actually armed police responding to the initial call
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.734: Turkmen Mr Morris out off of Friday Night Dinner, a proper Beau Brummell, speaking in the Turkmenistan parliament this week about punk rockers. Do you know how many heart attacks he’s had? Go on, guess.
Turkmen Mr Morris.
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Edward @fornbirkibeinn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Christ, how terrible is the advice now? Surely this is an obvious case where a half-decent LLM ought to able to predict the Economist line on any given issue.
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why the fuck is disgraced former politician Jeffery Archer on BBC News at One?
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I just found this which I made for Twitter many years gone, so you might as well have it here too.
A juxtaposition of pictures of Sir Jimmy Savile OBE KCSG and Boris Johnson
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy?
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Brian Butterfield: Call Now!
ALT: Brian Butterfield: Call Now!
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zack Polanski and friends off to conference
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Full Clown Car
Alt: Full Clown Car
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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PULP SORTED FOR E’S AND WIZZ
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And the seppuku did not go well
Mishima then committed seppuku, a form of ritual suicide by disembowelment associated with the samurai. Morita had been assigned to serve as Mishima's second (kaishakunin), cutting off his head with a sword at the end of the rite to spare him unnecessary pain. However, Morita proved unable to complete his task, and after three failed attempts to sever Mishima's head, Hiroyasu Koga had to step in and complete the task.[257][258][259]
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another chance to roll out my Mishima Yukio fact - that he died by seppuku after he led a failed far right coup. Which, admittedly, is pretty bad ass. But also very bad.
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When @michaelstipe.bsky.social talks about his REM days
A picture of text saying...

Warning: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The older I get, the more I think "fucking hell, I wish I was the Ringo of something"
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Harsh, but @horsedisc.bsky.social isn't for everyone
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Will @teletextpage152.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"And another thing I'm not mad. Please don't put in the CNN that I got mad"
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i genuinely think about this every time theres any mention of narnia. one of the funniest things that have ever happened
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