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Old Man Magee

@tedmagee.bsky.social
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Utilizo el internet, y a veces el mundo normal. Husband of @nsmagee.bsky.social. Photos are mine unless otherwise noted. No AI. He/him. AVI: myself with huge, enlarged eyes in a photo but photoshopped. Banner: text saying "Offline shopper magazine"

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
“Are those…?” “Taco Bell encharitos? Yeah they are.”
Anne Hathaway as Andi Sachs in The Devil Wears Prada, in the scene where she walks in wearing really fancy boots but in this case the fancy boots are the discontinued Taco Bell encharito
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Karl Dupéré-Richer @specialkarl.bsky.social · 3h
I recently enjoyed kitbashing a new digital collage of a Star Wars-inspired starfighter, assembled from elements of my previous spaceship illustrations. #Starwars
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 7h
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/09/2024
genie: for your first wish? me: I wish for more wishes genie: that’s against the rules me: I wish for more genies genie: *checks notes* god dammit
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This little guy, playing meerkat and, yes, spying on the neighbours again 😂
Floyd standing like a meerkat on the couch, ignoring me as he spies on the neighbours.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 8h
Scorpio: The stars have once again aligned to ensure that your poor choices become everyone else’s problem.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 7h
Maude Lebowski
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DBT @dbt61.bsky.social · 11h
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 7h
well done. 👍🏼
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
30 Rock, Liz:
One of my New Year's resolutions is to say "yes." Yes to love, yes to life!
Yes to staying in more!
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 7h
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 11h
Tosca for president
Brown cat Tosca in living room with wooden floor and green chair and art on the wall
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 7h
Apparently storks, cigueñas
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like mushrooms should have to explain themselves
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A neighbors cat. The cat‘s name is Winnie. #Caturday
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Latest long exposure from the back yard. Ektar 100 35mm #film, using a Nikon FG-20 camera. F11 for two hours. If you look closely you can just barely see the trail of an airplane crossing, with its lights flashing.
A long exposure of the night sky with the stars stretched out in long arcs.  In the foreground are dark trees in silhouette and a telephone pole with wires stretching across the image.
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mystery Men: The Shoveler's Gift
ALT: Mystery Men: The Shoveler's Gift
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bumblebee on a yellow sunflower
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drop some martial arts
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Wing Chun Practice
ALT: Wing Chun Practice
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drop some MARTIAL ARTS 🥋🖤🥷
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Jackie Chan's Drunken Master Restaurant Fight
ALT: Jackie Chan's Drunken Master Restaurant Fight
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
Kyle Reese talking to Sarah Connor in Terminator 1
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GATETE @misifu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
En realidad sois como 6 🥰
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Barbara is fun
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Incredible slow motion footage of a cheetah running at over 60mph (96km/h), captured at 1200fps by cinematographer Greg Wilson: #AGoodPlace #caturday
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Trickortreat Petunia @sweetpetunia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who wants Necronomicake?
A hideous looking cake decorated with angry red eyes and teeth
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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I Saw Manbearpig Stan Marsh
ALT: I Saw Manbearpig Stan Marsh
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tiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤
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Betty Boop Lights Jack-o'-Lanterns for Halloween
Alt: Betty Boop Lights Jack-o'-Lanterns for Halloween
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
text from my boss: 'where are u, meeting has started' Me, remembering my therapists advice about positive framing: im enjoying some diarrhea
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Arthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Groucho Marx, born in New York City on this day in 1890. #GrouchoMarx #BOTD "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you! I know you like taking photos of the night sky too.
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's time for battleshits
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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what
A cat in a box with her foot up in front of her resting on the box. Another cat’s back foot and nub tail can be seen at the edge of the frame
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just want a tour, thanks
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Nicole @nb23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Friday 🍃🍂 #scape #forestfriday
a white-tailed deer standing in a wooded area among trees
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can't resist
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
speak for yourself, I've got dozens of followers
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Bryan Wood @brwtwit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everybody knows there ain't no sanity clause
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw that one in the theater I think. Funny stuff.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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another photo of the farmers market bear. He’s having a good time eating bread
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ll always miss NORM. The Frog & The Bank Loan gag.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
author, pitching his book to a publisher: it’s about a missionary who does anal - editor: yes! author: -ysis. he does analysis editor: yeah. no
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I'm Lord of the Rings, bitch!"
RANDOM LINE FROM A MOVIE THAT FANS INSTANTLY KNOW: "I'm Lord of the Rings, bitch!"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My cat to me after I spent an hour telling it how sad and depressed I am
nathan fielder and elizabeth holmes in his documentary you can see everything saying okay all right okay good chat
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fredarock2.bsky.social @fredarock2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sweet Intoxication. Treats for a butterfly on a hot summer day. I have dug out the huge butterfly bush in the front yard l almost 3 wks ago n planted a lilac in the space. I am gonna turn the butterfly bush into a bonsai. #tigerswallowtailbutterfly #butterflybushflowers #mygarden
A yellow and black tiger swallow tail butterfly feeding on lavender pink buddleia flowers or butterfly bush flowers in my backyard.  Fuzzy big pine and cherry plum trees are  in the background
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sky puppies 🥺🖤
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Linette @linette90.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bonjour Bluesky 🚪
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A long exposure in the back yard taken in 2024. Hoping a similar attempt taken recently comes out better. Two-hour exposure on 35 mm #film. Using an inherited Nikon FG-20 from around 1984.
long exposure in the back yard from 2024.  Hoping a similar attempt taken recently comes out better.  Two hour exposure on 35 mm film
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