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Old Man Magee

@tedmagee.bsky.social

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Utilizo el internet, y a veces el mundo normal. Husband of @nsmagee.bsky.social. Photos are mine unless otherwise noted. No AI. He/him. AVI: myself with huge, enlarged eyes in a photo but photoshopped. Banner: text saying "Offline shopper magazine"

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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 12h

“I’ll get a sticker on the front of my book."* -Anne Carson *For real, she said that

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 19h

Hilda’s not supposed to put her claws on that chair

A tabby cat

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 20h

Thursday. But this time it’s for real.

Orange light of dawn a sliver of a moon off to one side

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

19th in the series

The sci-fi novel Cryoburn by Lois McMaster Bujold

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

cool

a bit of the screen in an email account, showing that there are 666 unread messages

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

From the movie The Golden Child (1986) a man looks at a magazine called Chunky Asses (with a scantily dressed woman on the cover) and Eddie Murphy's character notices, looking over his shoulder. The man senses Eddie there.

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

2Pac?

a post from shittycarmods_ saying "Fueled by Frito Lay and Tupac" and the image is of a black car (with a terrible DIY paintjob) and on the side in white are handwritten words "FritoLay.com" and "2PAC?"

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A medieval-looking painting of a dog with one leg up and its nose stuck deep behind its balls. Some trees are visible in the background.

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Jim Brown vs. Aliens in Mars Attacks! (1996)

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Homer Simpson standing in court next to a man the judge has appointed to supervise his bankruptcy. He says "Mhm. Permission to moan?" and the judge tells him "I'll allow it."

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#ClassicCar likely a 1969 AMC Javelin

A 1969 AMC javelin driving down the road

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Spotted in the wild #ClassicCar #ClassicTruck

A 1970s Chevrolet pickup driving down the road

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

From the show Arrested Development, Jessica Walter as the character Lucille Bluth, says "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

000

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A tow truck driver in The Simpsons tv show saying "but your car was built in Croatia"

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Mary Dog and Hilda

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hilda

A tabby cat walking on a suburban street

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A neighbors cat. The cat‘s name is Winnie. #Caturday

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Latest long exposure from the back yard. Ektar 100 35mm #film, using a Nikon FG-20 camera. F11 for two hours. If you look closely you can just barely see the trail of an airplane crossing, with its lights flashing.

A long exposure of the night sky with the stars stretched out in long arcs. In the foreground are dark trees in silhouette and a telephone pole with wires stretching across the image.

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

can't resist

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A long exposure in the back yard taken in 2024. Hoping a similar attempt taken recently comes out better. Two-hour exposure on 35 mm #film. Using an inherited Nikon FG-20 from around 1984.

long exposure in the back yard from 2024. Hoping a similar attempt taken recently comes out better. Two hour exposure on 35 mm film

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Clan of the White Lotus, 1980

In a kung fu movie, a man grips another man’s buttocks

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sept 30 / Oct 1

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A TV screen showing the news: we see the outside of a house in the evening with the headline: "MAN SHOT AFTER THROWING SHOE AT ROACH" in "Detroit's East Side."

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Part of a park bench, and someone has written on it: "Penis? I love drugs" (with a heart for the word "love")

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Around my neighborhood in 2020

a mushroom of some kind with reddish liquid coming out of it in drops

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

From The Simpsons: Marge Simpson, now a police officer, has shot Ned Flanders' Halloween yard decoration of a witch in the head, and he admits that "I guess I am putting up the Halloween decorations a little early"

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

#ShittyCameraChallenge a long exposure on 120 using this German Reflekta Blitz I

an office with a desk, some filing cabinets, and a window. Some faint figures can be seen, transparent in a long exposure. It looks like a man stood at the window during part of the photo (it was me).

an old German camera called a Reflekta with an over and under lens set up (top one for viewfinder, bottom for photo)

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not my photos, (Pinterest) but I saw this vehicle (or something very similar) on the road yesterday. Very weird #customcar #customtruck #carbluesky

An old Studebaker pickup truck customized to be like a stretched limousine-type vehicle, with many windows on each side, and a pickup bed behind that. It's got to be at least twice the length of a normal pickup.

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mexican Sandwiches

An advertisement for Ashley's Inc. Sta. "A" in El Paso, Texas, saying "TACOS (MEXICAN SANDWICHES) Crisp tortilla shells filled with meat, beans, avocado or what you will... topped with lettuce and spicy taco sauce a treat for your family. So easy with Ashley's!" The image is an attractive woman's face with flowers in her hair as she gestures to the products: Ashley's tortillas and other packages.

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

from someone named @FeiKhal on some other site, not sure if its @feikhal.bsky.social or what

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A post by "victini" saying "You can control white people by giving them cheese". Someone named Ondo responds "cheese is so good tho" and victini responds to that by saying, "I got one"

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hilda yesterday

Un gato

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

#ClassicCar - an old Camaro

A Camaro from circa 1990

A Camaro from circa 1990

A Camaro from circa 1990

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Este nopal tiene sed. This cactus is thirsty.

A nopal cactus with two prickly pears on it. They flesh of the cactus is wrinkly as if it needed water.

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mary hates this guy. She doesn’t trust him.

A dog standing next to a large Halloween figure, a Dracula-like monster.

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hilda, the cat. I‘ve never see her walking on top of a fence before.

A tabby cat named Hilda, walking on the top of a fence

A tabby cat named Hilda, walking on the top of a fence

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this morning

The morning sky, with streaks of clouds, feathery clouds

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

not consecutive, but pretty close

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

?

An old man smiling; his name is Billy Barty

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Because he's awesome

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In a clip from The Simpsons, a police officer looks at the camera and says "anger is what makes America great". Behind her are four separate screens showing different angry drivers in some kind of public service announcement about road rage.

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Original painting by John Brian Francis "Jack" Gaughan." Photoshop by me.

An old science fiction pulp novel showing a man removing his helmet, with some kind of device in his hand, and several planets in orbit around him. He is bald. This Bluesky user photoshopped his own face onto the man's face and changed some of the text. The title and other text say "One of our Asteroids is Missing, and also my spaceship keys" by "Alvin M. Onox" and the text, "They stole his world and his hair."

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mother Augra from The Dark Crystal

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hilda is oddly interested in the lasagna

A tabby cat on a chair, close to the camera

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Front yard this morning

Yellow flowers

A small barrel cactus with spines

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

#ClassicCar a 1950s Buick spotted today. It is used as a promotion for a business.

A two-tone blue and navy blue Buick from the 1950s, probably early to mid 1950s

From the front: A two-tone blue and navy blue Buick from the 1950s, probably early to mid 1950s

Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Happy for ya

Weather app showing high temperatures around 90 degrees fahrenheit and lows in the 70s