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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
Poss by me.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good morning
a Japanese bar logo featuring a liquor bottle kicking the shit out of your brain
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Johnny Cash released his debut album on this date in 1957.
Colored-pencil card drawing of Johnny Cash
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Was reminded by @gummyarts.bsky.social that this gem was released on this day 69 years back, so I figured it's a good excuse to spin it.
Johnny Cash With His Hot And Blue Guitar! on my turntable.
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Flipperoo. I don't own any Flipper. I should buy some Flipper.
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
RIP Shock G. Nobody did it like him.
Sex Packets by Digital Underground
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The term "goddess" is an understatement.
Pastel Blues by Nina Simone
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I bought a lot of records over the course of the last week. I buy a lot of bargain records to sample, but I also bought 6 new reissues. Starting with the Poet Laureate of Punk.
A copy of the 50th Anniversary edition of Horses by Patti Smith
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today's vinyl records haul.
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm only followed by about 2 people, but I'm curious, so I'll ask those 2 people: When reaching the end of a vinyl record side, do you lift the arm by hand or with the cue lever? I use the cue lever only if I'm too slow to reach the arm before it reaches the label.
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vinyl Vandalism Vol 2 I think we all know who the graffiti artist was in this case.
The cover of Never Alone by The Wilburn Brothers that has been crossed out and vandalized.
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vinyl Vandalism vol.1 I love interesting edits to album covers.
Cover of a Thumbelina recordClose-up of the Thumbelina record. Somebody drew a beard on her.
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's up? Fucking Isaac Hayes is up!
Shaft- Music from the Soundtrack Composed and Performed by Isaac Hayes
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is there a better ending to an evening?
Motherfucking Pootie Tang dvd!
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh shit. Edible+fortified wine+vinyl records=me in a posting mood. Here are some of my portable record players. Victrola VV 2-60 1927 Lloyd's PH-42 1966ish Headache Sound Omni 2020ish
Three generations of portable record players
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People seem to like "now playing" pics. So fuck it.
Pretenders and port
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm kind of ashamed how much I paid for this record. Almost 20 min of silence, followed by a brief applause. On both sides. My addiction to joke records is stupid.
Vinyl copy of The Best of Marcel Marceao. A joke record.
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got a new portable record player. I think I fucked up my neck hauling it too far to the car, so I'm trying to heal up before trying to get it in working shape.
Victrola VV 2-60 portable phonograph.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In order to deal with the constant onslaught of destabilizing news, I have adopted an attitude of "therapeutic accelerationism." Any time some event happens that will be included in a history textbook as a portent of the dark times, I crack a cold one, sit back and think "all according to plan."
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
local12.com
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I found this autographed Barbra Streisand record. Anybody know enough about her to know if it's her who signed this?
A signed copy of the album Wet by Barbra Streisand. 

"A-
THANKS FOR 
PLAYING WITH 
MAMA...
LOVE,
B"
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Humpty dumpty asses
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday. Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You have more talent and creativity and insight than they will ever have. It's why they spend all day stealing from you.
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
truth of the matter is jon arbuckle drank dog semen
a print of may 30th, 1990’s garfield stripJim Davis has written “These events are canon — Jim Davis” on the print
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スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As long as you're enjoying drawing that's all that matters
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
jake @tony_magoni
as a youth, I was lead to believe that sucka MCs would be a much greater problem in my adult life than they actually are
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
it may be a girldick but you still gotta wash your hands after you touch it
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just spent $50 on a 7" record of drum loops that I've not heard. Why am I pretending that I'm some cool producer or turntablist? That's what I spent on the 30th anniversary of Last Splash and I doubt I'm gonna love this as much as one of the best albums ever.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Hey do you want to hear what the CEO of..." No.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop
gun shop next door to a preschool
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 24/06/2026
Local vinyl collector charged with leaving records in hot van
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Local vinyl collector charged with leaving records in hot van
GRAND FORKS, BC – Police have charged 45-year-old Otis Claypool with criminal negligence after he left two milk crates filled with vinyl records inside his hot van for nearly an hour.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/07/2026
You'll not convince me this isn't the historically accurate Odysseus.
Wishbone as Odysseus in the "Homer, Sweet Homer" episode.
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?
Shopify CEO Tobi Lutke says “good system.” In response to the following proposal: 

“Interesting... what about weighted voting proportional to the level of income tax you pay? (no income tax paid - O vote, $1-100k - 1 vote, $100-200k 2 votes and so on... cap it at 5 votes for $500k+. For those that constantly complain about the wealthy not paying tax/fair share they'd have nothing to worry about right? Why not reward representation of taxation and build a democracy around those that foot the bill?”
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/07/2026
“it should be illegal to buy sandwich meat”
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com
OpenAl and Anthropic executives are sounding the alarm about the rise of cheap Al, particularly powerful new models produced in China, suggesting they will lead to a "dystopian" Al future and present unacceptable security risks without regulation.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/07/2026
Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Connoisseurs of Super Mario World corruptions will be familiar with "Chuck Yoshi", a glitched Yoshi with a hammer for a body and the head of a Chargin' Chuck. I show how to get your own Chuck Yoshi without corrupting the game, merely by killing Yoshi in a specific manner.
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Playboy @playboy.com · 22/07/2026
Street drugs are cheaper and stronger than they’ve ever been, and they’re far more likely to kill you. The government’s advice hasn’t changed much since Nancy Reagan, but drugs have. Now, scientists are writing their own rules and we have a guide here. Read more: www.playboy.com/read/politic...
Impulse SF's adapted interactive chart on clear information on mixing drugs. This comes as American street drugs are cheaper and stronger than they’ve ever been, and they’re far more likely to kill you.
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Hal Johnson Books @haljohnsonbooks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A good mnemonic for helping kids remember that snakes say: “Ssss!” is: “strong string strangles strangers.” It helps that “snake” also starts with an S!
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Rev. Theodore Bushpig @teddybushpig.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?
Poster art for the film "Gozu" directed by Takashi Miike. The film, I mean. Miike directed the film. I don't know who directed the poster. Good poster though. I like it almost as much as the film which is my favorite film released in the year 2003. Miike is awesome. I haven't seen any of his films since First Love which came out in 2019. I should see what he's been up to.
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Mad Dr. Jimbosaur, Espooky. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My favorite way to put this, as someone who studied Classical History in actual college (not just on Twitter): If you told an ancient Roman or Athenian that his culture had "more in common" with a German or Briton than with an Egyptian or Ethiopian, he'd punch you in the throat.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
a few years ago i got to see a bunch of original comic art from the curators at the Billy Ireland Cartoon Library at ohio state where a bunch of my work is archived. the cover for this calvin & hobbes book was done in watercolor with all the linework done on a cel
original artwork for The Essential Calvin & Hobbes (and maybe other, similar books? i'm not an expert)the cover of the published version of The Essential Calvin & Hobbes
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Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
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Nefarious Means @nefariousmeans.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Never did I think I would see a cure for sickle cell in my lifetime. A friend of mine in fifth grade died from this disease. My parents kept me home from the funeral because they thought I was too young to handle it. Modern science is a miracle. www.wafb.com/2026/06/23/n...
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New Orleans man becomes first in Louisiana functionally cured of sickle cell disease
Daniel Cressy, 23, underwent gene therapy at Manning Family Children’s Hospital.
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