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THE Pablo Escobear

@pabloescobear.bsky.social
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he/him/toolman @stabpossum/@AtabBorland on the bird app. Pooty Poots on steam Hillbilly expat, Tudors biscuit supremacist, jerk of all trades

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 31m
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 1h
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GreenoftheSky @greenofthesky.bsky.social · 4h
Many moons ago my friends and I were in a call, arguing over where Charlie Kirk would have been shot should he exist in the Cars universe. I drew the following piece to support my side of the argument.
“Carlie Kirk, 1993 Ford F-150”
A shitty traced photo of a F-150 made in MS Paint, with a bullet hole leaking down the hood.
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BlackBlur14 @blackblur14.bsky.social · 5h
How does Cargret Thatcher deal with the Cargentina invasion of the Falkland Islands?
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 5h
Someone needs to look into Mike.
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Around the outside @around-the-outside.bsky.social · 10h
A man so greasy that he's stained the white background behind him.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
$0 to enjoy the whole thing
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok thats pretty fuckin funny
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
another day in the layoff industry
My bad Canva edit of a tweet about feeding game studios to shareholders
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The fetid remains of Richard Jensen (No AI.) @theragingcelt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never met anyone from the David E. Kelly Series THE PRACTICE? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Dylan McDermott! [SMITH]: That is Dermot Mulroney, sir.
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A-100 gecs @pinstripebungle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Crossing the Red Line: Biden, His Advisors, and Israel’s War in Gaza by Akbar Shahid Ahmed. W.W. Norton 2026.
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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt is going to lose his shit when they tell him about the Chicago Blackhawks, Seattle Seahawks, Miami RedHawks, or the Kansas Jayhawks.
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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like he’s been microwaved on high for 30 seconds
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's the incel human resources meme. Instead the handsome man is Andy Burnham saying better things are possible, and the other man is Jeremy corbyn saying better things are possible. Ian dunt is saying awful you're sweet to Burnham I'm calling human resources on Jeremy
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these are deliberate aesthetic choices. they are intended to overwhelm your senses, to unsettle you, to make you question the nature of God and the goodness of man.
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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 29/09/2026
Took me way longer than I'd like to admit to make this video of Eric Schmitt R-MO being utterly inept with Jack Smith as Katie Britt R-AL looks on
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who commits the time to play multiple dark souls games where you have to memorize the attacks of a legion of enemy types to not instantly die has to be on the spectrum.
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way Kyle Gordon effortlessly and accurately parodies every subgenre of music continues to impress. Truly the Weird Al of our time.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Shabana Mir @shabana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cornell banned students for protesting against genocide yet let the Cornell Seven RAPISTS off with an apology essay! Zionism really is one with rape culture.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At Cornell, one person— Christina Liang — handles every disciplinary case, including the Cornell Seven’s and the suspensions of over 40 protestors. Liang wrote in 2025 that “2024 was one of the most challenging years of my career…and it helped me learn that caring less is okay.”
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
after the violent destruction of the Kido Butai (Jaxson Dart), the outcome of the Giants season is inevitable. they can never built a fleet carrier to battle the rest of the NFL. the Yamato-class J.J. McCarthy is beautiful, yet built for a different war. he will help provide a more glorious defeat
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I say this as an Ohio State fan, but Ohio State has way too many issues on defense to be considered in the conversation of "the best team".
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do have a right wing friend, and he's a liberal. We've had plenty of political arguments over the years, and watching his party capitulate to Trump time after time has radicalized him to my views. Why would i want to be friends with someone who suffers from FOX News inspired psychosis?
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Walter Hickey @walthickey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is one of the most inspirational photos i have ever seen www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Japan Has No Space for Solar Farms Apart From Old Golf Courses
The perfectly manicured fairways at Minohara Country Club wind through the forested hills of Gunma Prefecture about two hours from downtown Tokyo. In a few years, they’ll disappear under row-upon-row ...
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If your candidate offers so little that Jill Stein appeals to someone more than your candidate does, that is on your candidate. No one owes your party their vote.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
3:16 PM • Jan 19, 2011
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abc you got me all wrong
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright guys I'll come clean. 1997. Andrew Jackson middle school. Mr. Osbourne's 8th grade math class. Someone ripped a horrendous fart that smelled like death and spread like a shockwave across the rows of desks. I had ulcerative colitis, it was me.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
don't listen to the mainstream media, John Denver Cop Show is real
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why would China want anything from our bloated military industrial complex that only produces obsolete weapons?
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Living in a city sucks so fucking hard. Especially if there's a professional sports team. Everyone who isn't a slobbering rube just completely gets fucked over multiple times a week so that rich shitheads from the suburbs can get drunk and drive home after 3 hours.
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My wife is like this. My strategy is if the kid asks to go somewhere I'm on board, but they need to identify their interests before I commit. My job isnt 24/7 boredom prevention.
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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennials: I’m never going to retire 😩 90 year old senators: I’m never going to retire!!!!1! 🤪💥🎉🥳🙌🍾
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Country hasn't been a working class subculture since like 1993
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
US media considers everything an epidemic except covid
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know what? I need more positivity in my life. Imma go get another cat from the pound tomorrow.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/09/2026
texas a&m having the meat school is a good thing because they can accurately grade how fuckin cooked this football team is
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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