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Helena Handbasket

@tasteaccountant.bsky.social
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NYC based birder, musician, and product executive. Chronicling my inevitable mental decline. Everyday a new low.

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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Helena Handbasket @tasteaccountant.bsky.social · 3h
The other funny one: “likes high capacity storage” and I cannot lie.
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Helena Handbasket @tasteaccountant.bsky.social · 3h
Mine was pretty boring. Though I did a double-take because I misread “reads diverse literature” (ok, I guess) as ”reads dense literature” (guilty).
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Corinne Blalock @corinneblalock.bsky.social · 7h
It happened again! Governor Hochul's office did something so good and/or funny that I stopped resenting her for about 15 minutes.
it is screenshot of Gov Hochul quote tweeting Dave Portnoey saying "I love Philly. If I’m choosing between living in Philly or NYC I’m choosing Philly every time #DDTG" and she has added "And we're all thankful for that"
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Howard A. Rodman @rodman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reflecting on the fact that two universities I know well — USC, where I was a professor for 25 years, and Cornell, my alma mater — were both brought low not by the yahoos in Washington, but by men who regarded as their masculine right the ability to sexually assault women without their consent.
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 05/10/2026
it is interesting that I can't find any mainstream media coverage of Altman's sister Annie going viral on social media over the weekend for uploading footage of the first hour of her deposition in her lawsuit against him (one of two) in which she is alleging years of CSA
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Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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Helena Handbasket @tasteaccountant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vaccination being a matter of debate is peak American idiocy.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NYC COMPTROLLER MARK LEVINE: “.. Early warning signs are mounting that AI is already impacting the job market in NYC. .. New data just out show entry-level job postings in the city are way down in the careers most exposed to AI. .. This is coming fast and we are doing almost nothing about it.”
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Errol Morris @errolmorris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE REAL THREAT TO HUMANITY. Guess what? It’s not AI, it’s humanity itself. (God help us, but wait a second, He doesn’t exist.)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alito is a second-rate mind doing first-rate misogyny.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some "plague doctors" probably just wanted to be in woodcuts
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We spoke to a man who didn’t know anything about anything and whose family knows nothing and discovered he doesn’t really know anything. And with that knowledge, we’re going to change the world.
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like how other Rs explain that it’s not a bribe, he’s talking about a legitimate policy proposal he hopes to enact with R support, and then Trump comes out and says It’s a bribe, I’m bribing you to vote for Republicans.
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Nonesuch Records @nonesuch.com · 03/10/2026
Happy 90th birthday, @stevereich.bsky.social!
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Mark @sonofisaac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, mighty brontosaurus / Don't you have a lesson for us?
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to believe that someone at the Times knew what they were doing here.
New York Times homepage link reading: 
FRANK BRUNI AND BRET STEPHENS:
Behold the Paragons of Rank Incompetence
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump started a war that Biden intentionally did not start, and in fact told Bibi to fuck off about. And this fact has broken the brains of the weakest minded on this app. Because it definitively proves Biden was the better choice than Trump, and they fucked up and caused way, way more harm.
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
William Safire carves one jack of lantern
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine getting conquested by Norman.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't listen to the discourse about Halloween getting closer. They're trying to scare you
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MDonaldson → @8sided.blog · 30/09/2026
“I am Damo Suzuki”
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a tree surgeon'
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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
one of these days, we're all gonna get around to shifting from Moby Dick to The Confidence Man as the great American novel Herman Melville wrote
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Helena Handbasket @tasteaccountant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads 

They Oz you up, your mandyias.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They give you vast and trunkless legs
A sunken shattered visage too.
But they were Ozzed up in their turn
By Mandyias upon the sand
Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command.
Oz hands on mandyias to man.
Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can
Ye mighty and despair yourself
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh so you’d be happy if trump died? just because you hate him and think he’s a monster? you’re comfortable admitting you don’t care if evil people die? wow, so much for your supposedly lofty code of morality i just imagined.
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
[being chased by killer] ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
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Helena Handbasket @tasteaccountant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LMFAO
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I first realised that BlueSky wasn’t going to be totally different to Twitter
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m choosin Texas (to build a wall around)
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/09/2026
If you have a little tamagotchi thing that is allowed to use your credit card, you are an insane person
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Helena Handbasket @tasteaccountant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rahm is like a herpes, you’re never really rid of him.
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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The thing about NYT interviewees comparing Rahm to uninspired sex or Windows 95 is that neither of those are fatal and he is not just any out of touch Boomer but actively poisonous. If you want to compare him to other things from the 90s, maybe cigarette smoking in restaurants
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Helena Handbasket @tasteaccountant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It would be so funny if it were a drum machine.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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𝐷𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑎 𝑀𝑎𝑟 @di4zul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Antes de la tormenta. ☔️ #Noreaster #LongIsland #Photography
Pink-purple sunset with a bright rainbow over houses.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The sky in NYC right now. It was nice knowing all of you.
Orange? Purple? and LOW and HEAVY. Pretty, but also a portal of hell.
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Helena Handbasket @tasteaccountant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This kind of project is always white supremacist adjacent.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
LOL -- The White House pool is boycotting Trump, but Real America's Voice is trying to fill in the gap. Unfortunately they haven't yet figured out how microphones work so Trump is still yelling into the void.
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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Since 2000, the far-right maniacs at the Manhattan Institute have longed to strip Lincoln Center down to its steel frame—and reclad it in Neoclassical drag. archive.ph/vYCOj Ballroom architect James C. McCrery did this proposal—and I suspect he & Trump have this in mind for the Kennedy Center.
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Helena Handbasket @tasteaccountant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am the code, but the fire won.
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Karl Steel @karlsteel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Triangle Shirtwaist Ballroom
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
say, this reminds me: After Susan Collins voted to put Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court, Kavanaugh wrote the decision that gutted a key federal bribery statute
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here is the check that Susan Collins' PAC got from a defense contractor's shell company in exchange for millions of dollars in government contracts ~ Meidas Touch
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