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I like my women like I like my coffee: not allowed in job interviews

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Dude looks like he’s about to tweet Homie what set you from

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Unserious but the question isn’t the drink, it’s the vessel. If it’s in a thermos or w/e no one would think about it but if it’s from like Starbucks I’d finish it before the interview.

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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wearing diapers to the CIFF screening of Musk so I don’t miss a minute of EPIC wins from my guy Elon. who allegedly also wears diapers because the ket abuse

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This is brutal

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Crazy that Chappelle’s show doesn’t have the specific season qualifier. I saw season 3

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drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning

NYT opinion focus group with little drawing of all their dipshit faces:

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service
Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired
Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail
Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources
Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work
Disgusting.

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Getting kicked out of Medieval Times for trying to give my knight a gun

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Getting ripped at Medieval Times and all I can think about is doing falconry routines to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence

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AI geniunely democratizes the creation of art. This is mostly bad, because the average person has terrible taste.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026

Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud

60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera

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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026

Converse wants you to know that if you wear their product you will be picked up and used as a human shield by another converse wearer

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The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.

Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."

Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…

one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?

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Gonna check out this movie, Cope and Seethe

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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Friday night, logging in to work for the day. Thinking about The End

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FBI warns ICE agents not to trust any women willing to date them gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ic...

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FBI warns ICE agents for privacy concerns to only engage in bestiality

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Having the worst Italian beef of my life after the worst doctors appointment day in a while

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They’re calling me Mr. Too Many Problems

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Dilated eyes I’m posting blind

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Maybe it’s different platforms but I don’t remember people talking about the Loneliest Time or Loveliest Time like at all

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My day’s fucked no female pop star double album release can fix this

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Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.

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