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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 13h

Psst. It's Soft Cock Saturday. Pass it on.

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Have you guys ever had grape salad before? It is so freaking good.

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't want to work in the corporate world anymore. Who wants to come live in an early retirement commune with me? 🙃

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Eve🌛✨ @magicaleve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This 😂

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Soft and sleepy Tuesday morning. 💙🤍

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Finally got back on the reading wagon this month. Easing back in with mostly fluffy stuff but we'll see what happens in October.

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You guys have great taste! Keep 'em comin'!

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tell me your favorite deep cut by a well known band/artist. I'm talking about something that would only get played at midnight on the college station. Hit me. I'm in the mood for music today (and also stuck in a Teams meeting all afternoon so help me build a playlist while I pretend to watch? 😇)

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is there anything more demoralizing than trying (AGAIN) to find a pair of jeans in mid-life that fit and flatter after having gained a crapload of weight and had a body shape change? I just want something that doesn't hurt my belly OR make me look like I have a saggy grandma diaper butt. 😭

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Whyyyyyyyyy do I want to do something so badly, have been trying to do it for two days, will literally only take ten minutes, and I've been doing everything but that? COME ON, BRAIN. 😮‍💨 (I want to sweep the cobwebs down from around the back deck so I can sit outside and enjoy the nice weather.)

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There's something about the smell of a warm bed on a chilly morning that makes me horny.

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What movie do I need to watch tonight?

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Stick a fork in this day. It is D-U-N dun.

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I want to feel your hands gripping my thighs before I die.

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What does it mean that I felt chilly under the ceiling fan and tried to fix it by turning the volume down on my phone? 😂🤦‍♀️🤪 This is the beginning of the end, isn't it?

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What if oysters aren't an aphrodisiac because they contain some kind of naturally occurring chemical, but because they make you feel like you're slurping little ruffly vulvas?

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Before you fall in love with me, you should know that while the idea of sneakily sliding your hands up my dress at work is hot, you are likely to be met with bike shorts, spanx, or some combination thereof. (If you get this gif reference we can be best friends.)

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Steel Magnolias

ALT: Steel Magnolias

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just got the last of my annual health screening results back and I'm so excited! Bloodwork is good, skin is good, boobs are good, cervix is good. I am the healthiest I have been in years (knock on wood). Heck yeah. 🙌🏻 😁

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I am a strong proponent of wearing your body hair however you feel most comfortable and confident. But also, those IG reels of men getting waxed are SO satisfying. It's like those clips of pressure washing and grass mowing and hoof cleaning. 😂

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Horny is strong today which can only mean one thing. My period is right around the corner.

Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wake me up with your mouth between my legs.

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I got an oil change AND a pap smear today. Pretty sure that means I'm unstoppable. 💪🏻

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What do you mean you're not in my bed so I can snuggle in close, kiss your neck, smush my face in so I can smell your comforting, sleepy scent. 😮‍💨

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Switching gears to a more serious topic, that whole C0nverse ad thing is repulsive. First T@rget and the Halloween costume, now this. Their marketing execs are either extremely evil people who *think* they're being sly (they're not), or youngsters too green to realize...

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Do you think the little upper section of the shopping cart was made for smaller items/handbags and the leg holes for babies was an afterthought, or was that spot specifically designed for babies to sit? 🤔

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Come alooooong and ride on a fanTAStic VOYAGE! 🎵💃 My musical taste is nothing if not diverse. Current cleaning up the kitchen soundtrack. 😂 open.spotify.com/track/6lFQTB...

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Fantastic Voyage

Lakeside · Fantastic Voyage (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 1980

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

New life goal unlocked: old woman who suddenly appears by the edge of the forest holding her cat. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Black and white photo of a woman wearing a long dark dress. She is standing on the far side of a wire fence in front of a wall of snowy trees. She looks at the camera with a smile and holds up a beautiful striped tabby cat.

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think she would be terrified to be quite honest. 😂

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My alarm is about to go off and I am feeling SO crabby about it. Can we just fast forward to 5 pm please?

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice. 🤍

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I was today years old when I realized they were saying "Blitzkrieg Bop" and not "Let's get fucked." 🥴

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have cried to audios more times than I can count, but each time I learn a little more about myself, what I want, and what I need from a partner going forward. It's not just p0rn. 🤍

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Breaking cycles is hard and takes courage. None of us does this because it's easy or fun. We do the hard work they couldn't or wouldn't do to become healthier. ❤️‍🩹

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What if we kissed at the cat café?

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Here's a revelation. Even if you go to the grocery store when it's busy, if you just slow down while you're walking around it doesn't feel as stressful. Why has it taken me forty-[redacted] years to realize this?! Take a break with the power walking errands. 😂

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I love the wildlife around my house. Last night when I was closing up for the night I saw a possum happily cruising through the backyard, and just now I saw a hawk flying away with a snake. It's a rich habitat and that makes me so happy. ☺️

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This Woody Harrelson Matthew McConaughey thing is so adorable and funny. I just love the two of them together.

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sometimes I feel like I might die if I don't have sex. And then I remember that I'm hetero and what the men in my immediate proximity are like and feel grateful for my well stocked toy box. 🤪

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If I gave you my heart, would you break it? If I gave you a secret, would you keep it?

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KG @itatemyheart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Other forms of intimacy that are not sex ❤️🖤 - holding hands while watching TV - bringing someone a small gift - leaving a love note in their book/purse/car - opening up emotionally, showing fear and asking for help - asking about their hobbies and interests - kissing bc it feels good

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sometimes I get so tired of waking up and taking showers. Just let me stew in my filth like Pigpen. Sigh. I don't wanna. But I'm gonna.

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Happy Charlie Brown Waving

ALT: Happy Charlie Brown Waving

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don't like cashews. There. I said it. I'm picking them out of this trail mix and giving them all to you.

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