Reposted by Alex on Blueskyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/10/2025If you're too scared on Halloween, let someone know. Tell a friend or family member 734468
Alex on Bluesky @tangy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just finished writing my wine school mid-term. You fucking know that shit comes in two colours? I'm fucked. 150
Reposted by Alex on Blueskycolorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Visualize a guy everyone hates. Deep breath in. His head is detaching slowly from his body for all to witness. Deep breath out. This huge asshole’s blood is getting everywhere. Deep breath in. And his head is rolling away you never have to see or hear him ever again. Deep breath out 1618
Reposted by Alex on Blueskyspines @heinz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Saw a woman riding a horse on a road on the outskirts of the city. She was on her phone 2445
Alex on Bluesky @tangy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No it was someone climbing it probably. Some fool. 110
Reposted by Alex on BlueskyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO 112224515
Reposted by Alex on BlueskyMichael Rancic @therewasnosound.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I went for a walk today and saw a squirrel use a felled tree as a bridge over a creek... that's the good stuff right there 273
Reposted by Alex on Blueskyɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Which Dune faction is the landlords? Which one is the DSA? Which one is the shitlibs? Which one is the articlesmiths? 0101
Alex on Bluesky @tangy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Delete this, many of your friends and aquaintences got or currently have hantavirus 120
Reposted by Alex on Blueskypmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE) 1184133895
Reposted by Alex on Blueskyfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me 152588303
Reposted by Alex on BlueskyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/03/2026BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train. BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing? BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever. 61807454
Alex on Bluesky @tangy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just kick it under the fridge. Haha remember that one 030
Alex on Bluesky @tangy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"Well done young man" said the professor, who was Albert einstein. He continued to say "Now what is your name?", asking the student. "Im adolf hitler" replied the student 010
Reposted by Alex on Blueskybooté @dirte.net · 20/08/2026meeting a poster irl and shaking their hand, getting a picture with them, asking what their favorite post is, what software they use to post, etc 3866
Reposted by Alex on Blueskycorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I think it’s cute how the whole world is getting ready to learn a Big Lesson together 0407
Reposted by Alex on BlueskyAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Kid keeps asking me when World War 3 is. Not sure. Probably soon, though. 1392
Reposted by Alex on BlueskyOrc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Oh absolutely. In fact I'd say I derive a kind of destructively psychosexual thrill from working in a fast-paced office environment 51007170
Reposted by Alex on BlueskySotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 08/10/2025big time posters when someone leaves the Hoe Scarer 5000 briefly unattendedmedia.tenor.coma close up of a duncan electrical meterAlt: the "turning on auxiliary nuclear" scene from Christmas Vacation 110313
Reposted by Alex on Bluesky5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 30/08/2026babylon 5 is incredible 191103392
Reposted by Alex on BlueskyFarthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026@demilardner.bsky.social Can the 18 people who follow me please watch the new So You Wanna Win A Penis Pump? It is both funny and also high art. Legit great. Also please RT if you want to have sex with an ape. 1315
Reposted by Alex on BlueskyJuan Treehill @toyotacorolla.bsky.social · 28/08/2026And after all......you're my Wanda Wall.... 181
Reposted by Alex on BlueskyAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Century of Wanda 181
Reposted by Alex on Blueskyscari @cari.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Shut up and get in your pyramid mesh carrier 5046051090
Alex on Bluesky @tangy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The infirm racist won't see this post but all your frail race science followers will and it will hurt our feelings, which is literal violence so say your prayers 010
Reposted by Alex on Blueskyriding hell for leather @drpepsi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The subway takes guy tried to talk to me and I instinctively knifehand chopped him in the side of the head, breaking his inner ear vestibular system and causing him to pitch forward to the floor unable to maintain equilibrium. 1152
Reposted by Alex on Blueskyjimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 12/09/2024i miss vine 555578
Alex on Bluesky @tangy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Just bring a gun into the back rooms who cares problem solved 020
