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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@pftompkins.bsky.social Can you help me improve my backhand
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
cnn.com
The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@gooffkings.bsky.social is this because you posted the Joey sex tape
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s fucking ridiculous that I have to go get stickers to open frozen blueberries.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Has Amelia Moreno officially made it? About damn time. Our Queen needs a bigger platform. Check out Guys: A Podcast About Guys, and also check out Amelia's socials for your latest news in human shit.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@demilardner.bsky.social Can the 18 people who follow me please watch the new So You Wanna Win A Penis Pump? It is both funny and also high art. Legit great. Also please RT if you want to have sex with an ape.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This profile of an affluent, pretty good looking, 38 year old guy in NYC who can’t find a partner even with a high-end matchmaker helping him breezes by what I suspect is the reason why: he’s a Republican
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Stefan Heck lives in Victoria now? www.cp24.com/local/toront...
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Child standing in seat and refusing a seatbelt cancels flight from Victoria, airline says
A flight from Victoria, B.C., to Toronto was cancelled Thursday after a parent and cabin crew failed to buckle a child’s seatbelt, leaving the remaining passengers stuck until Friday.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@gooffkings.bsky.social did you know your producer is in deep with Lauren Boebert?
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@jessefarrar.com @yourkickstartersucks.com "Epstein's Mother" is a reference to Juan Epstein, from the show Welcome Back, Kotter. It was pretty popular in the 70s when JF and Mike were in their teens.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 14/07/2026
Time keeps on sippin...into the future
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The problem with this one is it will rot in a few years.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
ahh yeah here he comes, big K, Keir Starmer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is sadly true. I know of podcasters who were in violence gangs during high school who now have $400 hoodies and 4,200 square foot apartments.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Only the most basic of us will discuss the politics of Disco Elysium or Cyberpunk 2077. Truly enlightened minds know the real story is Chrono Trigger's advanced mindset
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@doughboys.bsky.social I have two tickets for tomorrow's show and came down with something after letting Mike nail my wife. Don't want them to go to waste. Anyone near San Jose want some tickets?
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@doughboys.bsky.social I just bought tickets for San Jose in a few weeks. When I tried to buy one for my wife the website said 404 Not Found and called me a cuck. Please advise
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@stefanheck.bsky.social my wife said it
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Happy belated birthday and for the love of god start reviewing King Ass Ripper videos
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
In case you missed it from X: Skeb Issues English Clarification on Artist Rights After VTuber Bao The Whale's Viral Complaint
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Managed to get the wordle in two tries today. Shoutout to Producer Dan's apartment for giving me ideas @yourkickstartersucks.com
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Farrarch and Miketober
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
@gooffkings.bsky.social Chat are you excited for Trump's announcement tomorrow
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Visiting my cousin in Groveport, Ohio. Found his old high school yearbook and they have a pic of the famous Aaron with Bryan @murderxbryan.bsky.social
Aaron is depicted as Nelson. Bryan is Martin.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
my only question is: did @gooffkings.bsky.social make attempts to outreach and win Clyburn's endorsement, or did they fail to do so like Bernie in 2020?
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I admire the courage of people protesting the ICE raids in California. I'm against violent protests and think they're counterproductive. I also think that non-violent protests send a more powerful and enduring message. Have long believed in Dr. King's message about using non-violent resistance.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This Thunder/Nuggets game is the worst thing I have ever seen. And I watch the Go Off Kings stream.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My son just said he wants the Nuggets to win "mostly because of Chicken Nuggets" and I can't argue with that
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Twitter is wild as fuck right now @gooffkings.bsky.social come get your boy
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
@demilardner.bsky.social I made this portrait for you
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Come join me on Twitter. The algorithm is much more tailored and refined. I follow @gooffkings.bsky.social over there and this is what they suggest for me:
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I am announcing my plans to invoke the 25th Amendment. We cannot sit idly by as Democracy is besieged by dangerous criminals. RT if you agree
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
@yourkickstartersucks.com VERY excited to see the first film this month is Re-Animator. Even more exciting is that Dan tweeted that you figured out a way to "Re"-enact the headless scene near the end of the film. I hope Jesse is in the Barbara Crampton role!
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
@gooffkings.bsky.social Vince Mancini of Filmdrunk wrote a great Substack article about you guys
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Why does his arm look like the lady from The Boys regenerating from an injury
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
@jessefarrar.com @gooffkings.bsky.social @stefanheck.bsky.social u like what u see?
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Jesse Farrar''s son Stefan Heck pleads guilty to reckless endangerment charges in deal with prosecutors #NewsBreak. Oh Really?? Instead of 120 days in jail he gets a $40 fine??? Oh yes republicans tell me again about republicans walking
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
DJ Vlad more like DJ Bad takes
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
RIP OJ Simpson. He died after stepping in a bear trap, touching a hot stove, having a window close on his hand, smashing a wedding cake, and being shot multiple times.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
(guy with a 300˚ fever, puss oozing out of dozens of open sores) "Nah nah bro relax. It's just allergies."
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
@tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social I was looking for places to stay in Australia and I think your old apartment is looking for renters?
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
BREAKING: LEAKED audio of Go Off Kings Vice President Stephen Heck unable to respond when asked if Jesse Ferrar is human. He stated that this question was “intimidating”. Acknowledging that Jesse is human is “intimidating rhetoric” to GOK admin.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
David Zaslav has shelved the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast for the near future, and is looking for potential buyers.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Danish Graves
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Cracked has stolen your first name and also stolen an article that you should have written first.
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
@gooffkings.bsky.social Miss Vickie seducing Chester Cheetah
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
@gooffkings.bsky.social Miss Vickie sexy cyberpunk
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Farthammer @farthammer.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Social Media is no longer about Hamas and Israel. In 2024 we ONLY post pictures of pets. Stefan Heck is a trendsetter.
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