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Melissa

@tang3rine95.bsky.social
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Inane ramblings and bizarre takes. Seen a movie or two so I'm basically an expert. Autistic. She/Her. PSN/XBOX ID: TANG3RINE95. Letterboxd: boxd.it/Mb2T

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SPUNK ROCK (nasty art bitch) @spunk-rock.bsky.social · 1h
britains attitude towards porn and kink is the most pathetic and uninformed shit and we should be worried. first they take the fake incest then they take nudity in general n we will all just live in shame 4ever. your sexuality is your soul and once they have that, ur cooked it's over i am serious
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/10/2026
Liberals put Hitler in power because of the threat of communism and the movement behind it was filled with petty bourgeois people disgruntled with democratic socialism . Good thing we won’t repeat this pattern again!
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Melissa @tang3rine95.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I feel pretty dismal about my future relationship prospects. Everywhere I look on dating apps no one really captures my interest and the few people who do can't be fucked replying to me or live a million miles away. Shit's fucked.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
wow i can't believe they're letting you host that execution by firing squad
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hi Beth. Nice to meet you and I hope you follow back...Have a happy Toesday...👣💅❤️
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TK @essenariz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Melissa @tang3rine95.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Never kill yourself.
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
5 episodes for the Girls revival. One each for the titular Girls and then an episode for Laird
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dante @dante.cool · 05/05/2026
HAN SOLO: Hell, I never would have flown a spaceship if it wasn't for the daring exploits of Ben Quadinaros, famed podracer... He inspired all of us kids back on Corellia. LEIA (NODDING): Yes, I also know and love Ben Quadinaros. The boy, Han... let's name the boy after him
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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bethesda NPC designer: all right Mr. Howard here's an elderly drug addict, real sexy just like you asked.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/10/2026
epic work everyone we got him
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Fnord Prefect XLII @fnordprefectxlii.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*sniff It does go on, Bill.
An image from the 2013 docudrama, An Adventure In Space and Time. David Bradley as William Hartnell. He is dressed as the First Doctor before shooting his last scenes in his final story, The Tenth Planet.

In this poignant scene, Hartnell looks across the TARDIS console and sees a future Doctor, a symbolic scene ensuring that what Hartnell created lasts and goes on. In the original broadcast on November 21, 2013 as part of the show's 50th anniversary, Hartnell sees Matt Smith as the Eleventh Doctor, the Doctor at the time. When it was rebroadcast during the 60th anniversary on November 23, 2023, Smith was replaced by Ncuti Gatwa, who was about to become the 15th Doctor.

In this image, Hartnell looks across and sees the Doctor from the upcoming CBeebies program, Doctor Who: TARDIS Crew.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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@4kitsake.bsky.social
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
prime trump riff: i saw chris christie. he was getting out of this tiny, car. the thing probably ran on a couple batteries, but he got out and the suspension rose maybe two or three feet, i couldn't believe it prime jd vance riff: you can just tell when a hotel concierge is a liberal, can't you?
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m overwhelmed by this response to my fundraiser in such a short amount of time. I’ve been in this apartment feeling that I should be grateful and not ask for anything better. it’s very moving to see people want more for me. I’m working on wanting more for myself.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2026
putting “raising my child” in the catagory of ways how ai will streamline my life
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.
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4KitSake 🎃 @4kitsake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NEVERMIND!! JUST GOT A 24KG MONSTER DUMBBELL PB AFTER ALREADY HITTING 20KG TWICE, 22.5KG AND THEN 23.5KG!!
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Gabriel R Johnson, novelist @grjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boss: hey did you make that lord of the rings painting? Donato Giancolo: yep, real sexy, just like you asked for Boss: what
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I believe you when you say that you've grown past that version of yourself and that you would never do something like that again. I also believe that personal rehabilitation does not necessitate forgiveness or acceptance. I wish you the best, but will no longer engage with your platform.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller | Sexual Assault or Sexual Violence | Definite suspension for one semesterMany of you have seen the results of my college Title IX investigation. I can confirm that the findings are true. The records were recently shared without the permission of the victim and, without knowledge of their wishes, I do not want to provide any more potentially identifying details. She and I spoke about it the day after and agreed — I had assaulted her. She later reported this to the university’s Title IX office, I cooperated with the investigation, and I was given the (very mild, I concur) sentence of a semester suspension. 

Suffice to say, it is the greatest regret of my life. I traumatized a brilliant person who trusted me, hurt them in a way I can never undo. 

For more than a decade now, I have attempted to reckon, grow, and recover from the version of myself who did this. I think about it every day. I’ve previously shared this history with many of the people close to me, including early in my relationship with my now-wife, and I’m deeply sorry that this has now hurt so many of you. My continued drive to make myself and the world better is closely tied with the pain I’ve caused.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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b-blum.bsky.social @b-blum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The North Carolina Supreme Court ordered UNC to release the names of students disciplined for violating their sexual assault policy in 2020. His name is on that list. Coverage - dailytarheel.com/226351/unive... Case info - law.justia.com/cases/north-... List from IA - archive.org/details/dth-...
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svetz.bsky.social @svetz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first thing to establish is simple: did Geller go to UNC? By his own admission from an interview in 2019, yes he did.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Samuel Roberts @samuelwroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm so fucking out. Biggest downgrade in history.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COMMISSIONER GORDON: They call him the Headler. He doesn't kill his victims, but he does give them tremendous quality of head. BATMAN: That's disgusting. COMMISSIONER GORDON: They smile so big that they have a great time. BATMAN: I'm going to break my rule of not killing, for the Headler.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mario asking MIPS if it's good
MIPS says "no"
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
comic book cell of a man leaning against a wall looking out of a window at a dresry cityscape. 

a speech bubble: what a stupid time to be alive.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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4KitSake 🎃 @4kitsake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Kit, describe your perfect weekend
A McGhees bakers package of 4 assorted tarts
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's cool. I'm sure all the BitReactor devs that were furloughed weeks before launch are gonna see some of that $50 million... right? Residuals are standard in other creative industries. If the people who actually made the game got their share of the profits, we wouldn't be in this mess.
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Liam Robbens @liam.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
Worth noting — as most coverage omits it — that Peggie called Dr. Upton "a freak", "a weirdo" and "it". Peggie said she would like to post bacon to a mosque. Peggie reacted to news of deaths in flooding in Pakistan by saying "What goes around comes around, they've been flooding Britain for years."
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one frame from castration movie series every day @getcastratedidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
5. After around 30 hours at sea, the dinghy was intercepted by the RNLI and those on board transferred to two lifeboats. Two lifeboat personnel tried to secure the empty dinghy. Thomas yelled abuse and knifed the dinghy to deflate it - with a rescuer still on board.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
obviously this is fucked but it's not surprising to me, the way the fake bisexual myth plays out is bi women are actually straight and bi men are actually gay. straight women perceive bi men as gay while straight men see bi women as down for a threesome
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Might be worth mentioning Japanese game dev salaries are shockingly low (on average).
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apprentice pornsmith 🔞 @rebelltether.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
advanced seduction techniques: look like a mess so she lends you her blanket
A grayscale sketch of a person with a very open shirt leaning against a door frame A grayscale sketch of a happy person sitting on a bed wrapped in a blanket. They say, “all according to plan.” A person holding a soup bowl looks at them annoyed, and says “you’re an idiot.”
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Jack King-Spooner @king-spooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
50% off Judero ends this weekend! store.steampowered.com/app/1960900/...
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Politico @politico.com · 18/09/2026
Breaking: Trump says he will ban reporters from POLITICO, CNN and MS NOW from the White House.
politico.com
Trump says he’s banning media outlets, including POLITICO, from White House
CNN and MS NOW are the other two outlets Trump announced can no longer send journalists into the White House.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
how about you stupid assholes stop talking about trans people as if they're any kind of problem anywhere at all. how about you address some actual fucking issues. who gives a shit
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He is the perfect filmmaker to adapt this book. That's not a compliment or a criticism, it's just a fact.
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