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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
no thoughts pikachu
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holding Snapchat up in front of my monitor to save $3000 on a new gpu
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the machine should be mean back to us
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Linnea Sterte @decassette.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
this game I've been doing environment concepts for is out in early access. I think. do u want to visit this stilly structure, fight a large snail & get trapped in the hellworld of a deranged computer god? you can: store.steampowered.com/app/3940340/...
a fantasy forest landscape with gothic ruins. kinda green & pastel colours, probably dusk or dawn in this scene.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
jimothy cryptid
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 01/07/2026
This is your regular reminder to play Void Stranger, and look nothing up absolutely about the game before playing it aside than what this post I guess implies.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not to psychoanalyze the prosecutors but our case was a huge embarrassment to the federal justice system. I would not be surprised if they’re trying to rectify their corrupt “mistakes” with more aggression and cruelty. Do not get complacent. These people need our support. bsky.app/profile/marg...
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Go Knicks I say in an attempt to blend in with the rest of this app
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Can we abolish the concept of streaks? Let people take breaks.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Oh shit oh fuck
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David Dylan Thomas @daviddylanthomas.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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Madeleine Vasaly @madeleinevasaly.com · 08/01/2026
Minneapolis.
Demonstrators at the January 7, 2026, evening vigil for Renee Nicole Good. A tall flag reads "Fuck ICE."
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 05/01/2026
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The FBI is preparing to label transgender people as “violent extremists” in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s murder: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-readie...
kenklippenstein.com
FBI Readies New War on Trans People
“We’re looking at the entire web”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
the Loathsome Dung Eater as a character is vegetarian-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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Shield God @tatenokami.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Reminded me of one of the best posts of all time
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/08/2025
joke country www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/8/...
aljazeera.com
UK police arrest 466 people at Palestine Action protest in London
Campaigners say the detentions mark the largest ever mass arrest at a single protest by the London police.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
elden ring cutscene of the second phase of godrick the grafted's boss fight

text says "in case you forgot, i'm andrew cuomo, son of mario, grandson of andrea"elden ring cutscene of the second phase of godrick the grafted's boss fight

text says "welcome to the heavyweight bout, zohran mamdani"elden ring cutscene of the second phase of godrick the grafted's boss fight

text says "this is a two man race. you look tired already"elden ring cutscene of the second phase of godrick the grafted's boss fight

text says "it's just the second round"
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
ChatGPT is still a bullshit machine
gizmodo.com
ChatGPT Is Still a Bullshit Machine
CEO Sam Altman says it's like having a superpower, but GPT-5 struggles with basic questions.
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Peachy Fennec @peachyfennec.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
MOTHAAFUCKING FIRETRUCK COMING 🚒 🚒 🚒 NYEAHA 🚒 🚒AAAAAARAH 🚒 🚒 🚒HAHAHOO WHAYUSHOUTAUH 🚂🚂 HAHAHA
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
slurpee machine with one crashed screen
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
What are the ecoterrorists up to
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Move over, Hemingway
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Clara Murray @claradoodle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
When is someone going to do it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This photo. ICE is a gang.
BREAKING | Comptroller Brad Lander arrested at ICE court hearing
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Gwynne Hogan @gwynnefitz.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Here's a longer video of Brad Lander's detention just now inside 26 Federal Plaza as he tried to walk a man out of immigration court, by masked federal agents.
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Are they trying to look pathetic on purpose so we increase military spending?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 09/06/2025
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
cops doing crime on camera. as @chadloder.bsky.social has been pointing out all day, this is totally illegal. cops doing crime. on camera. adjust your stupid headlines accordingly.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
ICE is a criminal organization willfully carrying out illegal orders and the people of California are right to resist this. respect to the fighters and power to the people
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
This one's called Crimsport the Unprepared. Just takes a single island manna. Creature-Gnome. Crimsport is not ready and so he may not be played at any time. Flavor text reads "Now where did I put those clothes?" -Crimsport
The drawing is of a nude gnome looking for his clothes in his little tree home. 1/2Skeleton Pizza. Two swamp manna. Sorcery. Your opponent gets hurt badly. Flavor text reads "Mama Mia" -Anonymous. The drawing is of a pizza's skeleton on a plate in an Italian restaurant Stinky. Three uncolored and one forest manna. Creature-Beast. This guy's got trample. When Stinky enters the battlefield your opponent has to apologize to you. Flavor text reads "We hate Stinky" -The President. Drawing is sort of a weird brontosaurus snake kaiju h touch beset upon by helicopters. 4/4Blessing of the Priest. Eight uncolored manna and one plains manna. Sorcery-Instant. Everybody -including you- loses. The cops are on their way. Flavor text reads "Remind me not to receive his blessing." -Bartolome The Agnostic. Drawing is of a catholic priest putting his hand towards the camera as nefarious white energy flies at you.
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Sending this to the girl I like and saying "us"
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
be the joe rogan you want to see on the left
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
grok, what does "86 the boer" mean
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I had a dream that I found out who Will Stancil is
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Pizzaballers in shambles
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sunset visitor 斜陽過客 | Prove You're Human - Wishlist Now! @sunsetvisitor.studio · 01/05/2025
✨ 1000xRESIST is the WINNER of a PEABODY AWARD ✨ This is an honour of a lifetime. We took a lot of risks in the storytelling and we are so proud to be recognized. We are still digesting this. We cannot believe it... HEKKI GRACE EVERYONE 🥹
1000xRESIST is the winner of a Peabody Award. The 1000xRESIST Key Art with the Peabody logo.
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Where do I apply for popedom
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
If you think Star Wars doesn’t take creative risks, you’re not paying attention
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
oblivion remaster will only live up to its name if it introduces some newly terrible form of paid dlc
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