Cynicism as a Service (65+% uptime, I like to sleep). My opinions belong to your employer, unless you work for my employer. In that case they are yours now (so

Product manager. Mom. 🪪Digital Wallet, verifiable digital credentials, and 🫆 passkey enthusiast. Ex-Microsoft. Duke fan. Dweller of Seattle exurbia.

Community psychologist cosplaying as a financial risk analyst. Leslie Knope coded. Love: Pokémon, DBZ, Pride & Prejudice, ATLA, One Piece, USPS, the Columbia Ri

I 3D print things, and occasionally post about software development. I also made https://mybudget.money and https://word.gallery/ .

Software dev, cryptography,cheese, anything else that is interesting. You are a very silly🪿 if you think my opinions reflect that of my employer.

Father, Husband and shitposter extraordinaire. DevOps, Technology and such. 3-time best selling RadioShack employee. He/Him

bipolar computer security person maybe finally leaving twitter, here for news, politics, sports, and memes (and maybe community, if I ever decide to be social a

I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, RETIRED Keeper of Secrets in MSR, FORMER Inquisitor of the CTO, LAST Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.