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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s Yom Kippur tomorrow night/Monday and I’m all out of sins.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I swear I see someone getting a Dix Hallpike maneuver set to overly dramatic music in the season 3 Pitt trailer.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Feeling very Canadian today so rocking out to Clash at Demonhead.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I’m embracing my old biddy era. This will be part of my email signature line going forward.

Shirley Jackson’s response to a reader “If you don’t like my peaches, don’t shake my tree.”

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Strictly Canadian version. People: You can’t just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: Today’s Tom Sawyer, mean, mean pride.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The tween sitting next to me at my gate keeps calling his mom “bro”. Why is she not smacking him? Should I?

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Made a new, slightly messy, possibly intoxicated best friend on the plane tonight. Shared my story of being tricked by a married man and she told me all about her “Florida man”. Who says the golden age of travel is dead?

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You’ve siouxed your last Souxsie

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Told the man in the airport lounge that the seat next to me was taken unless he retracted his “ma’am”.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

So Boston is filled with men in kilts today…and I’m not mad about it.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

If you haven’t done Connections yet, look away. Otherwise, what the actual fuck?

A row from NYT’s connections with weird mashup of the names in Little Women

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

All the President’s Men and Grogu

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Two signs? Oh, Imma totally gonna sit on that big ass fossil.

A huge crab-shaped fossil with two warning signs not to sit on it.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

“Did we just become best friends?”. “Yup!”.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

My man looks like he’ll just randomly start to scat at an indie coffee house.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

So I’m a savant at throwing punches and cracking skulls according to my trainer.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Taking applications for an oyster friend in Boston.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Tomorrow is leg day…is something I never thought I would say.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Can I interest anyone in a little Canada?

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I just remembered James Spader played the bad guy in Mannequin. It seemed important.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Doing it for the graham (cracker).

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

So I was definitely not watching TikTok videos of Jadon Ritter dancing to the theme to Matlock during my conference.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Just missed the Boston Marathon today.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Met Roberta Bondar (first Canadian woman in space) in junior high when she came to talk to us, and again when I became a neurologist just like her. The Earth is a funny little planet.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

New dream job - curating the wake-up music for the next space crew.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

The new Scrubs is starting to grow on me. Joel Kim Booster’s NSFW energy is giving me goals.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Watching Tom Hardy supportive TikToks to convince myself I’ll be able to move tomorrow after “trying” Pilates.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Chuck Norris doesn’t fear death, death fears…wait, no.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

There are chiropractors in the lobby of my condo giving away free strokes.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I am older than the combined age of my pilot and copilot.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I will be celebrating President’s Day long weekend while in the US by binging the gayest Canadian TV show ever.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

So after one month in the US, I’ve come to see that your most coveted commodity is ranch.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

It’s not Jimothy, but feel more settled in Boston with Skip and Chaz Jr.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man was good, and Josh O’Connor was great, but the damn thing was longer than The Thornbirds.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

The mocha at MGH is too sweet, I’m leaving.

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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

So…the Pitt had an ED doc riding a motorcycle with no helmet, a new hire from the VA taking over as chief of emergency medicine at a level 1 trauma center, and the chief of surgery was surprised her R2 daughter was working on her birthday.

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