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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
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sxᴛ @sxt.wtf · 06/09/2026
I have seen Titus Andronicus play on many stages but never the Lazy Hammock Stage
Titus Andronicus, a very good band, performing for free on The Lazy Hammock Stage at Spruce Street Harbor Park in the great city of Philadelphia.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Kyle MacLachlan @kyle-maclachlan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
God, Space Ghost was so good
Space Ghost saying “well, it’s time for me to die” followed 3 panels later by “this isn’t so bad”
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Asher is left to face the fall alone @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it gets even better. www.today.com/parents/moms...
“Find out who you are and do it on purpose. And do it with purpose,” Parton advises. “You got to know who you are because so many people try to emulate or copy somebody else.”
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." - Dolly Parton
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sxᴛ @sxt.wtf · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton baseball card from her 2016 performance at the Mann Music Center in Philadelphia.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time once again for one of the canonical soccer Twitter post
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/03/2024
every time some discourse makes me learn the name of another youtuber i email the genx listserv and have them raise housing prices another 3.5%
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gladie / augusta @gladiephilly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
IT’S BANDCAMP FRIDAY BABY! gladie.bandcamp.com/merch
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Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
here's to Kristin Hersh at 60---one of the best songwriters of her generation, an incredible performer, author of one of the best rock memoirs (Rat Girl). A true original, an American artist. "Hate My Way," live, 1987: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz5w...
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Throwing Muses - Hate My Way (live, 1987)
YouTube video by yell0wSky
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Here’s your Saturday morning read: “We’re all familiar with the Mister Rogers ‘look for the helpers’ talk. But it’s worth remembering that Mister Rogers was talking to children when he said that. And we’re no longer children.” buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...
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How to be useful
What’s your go-to piece of advice in life?
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 25/07/2026
An illustration for a movie called Aliens vs Jurassic Park with an alien xenomorph in the shape of a theropod, with the jurassic park raptors' sickle claw on its feet.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ORSON WELLES (dismissively): Well, they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/07/2026
Buglarian correspondent Ivo Ivanov, who happens to live in Lawrence, reveals his favorite moment of the World Cup to Bulgarian TV viewers. Watch this if you need a reminder about what, or actually who, really constitutes the United States of America. (auto-transcribed & translated as usual)
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...
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BBC FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing Montage
YouTube video by Pick Six Productions Xtra
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Merlin Duck
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶
Fast and Furious “see you again” meme but with Pausa de Hidratación instead of Paul Walker
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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sxᴛ @sxt.wtf · 16/07/2026
Here’s Robyn covering Erasure’s “Always” for anyone who needs it www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B0E...
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Robyn - Always (Erasure cover) | Jo Whiley Sofa Session for Radio 2
YouTube video by BBC Music
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sxᴛ @sxt.wtf · 16/07/2026
A lovely AQI 178 day in Philadelphia
The Philadelphia skyline with the sky looking like the pre-Clean Air Act days.
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
and the cup, which did NOT come home,
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
here for the real battle (english people vs. hope)
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 12/07/2026
The three-arm version of the hand clasp meme, with the three arms labeled Argentina, Switzerland, and Minions. The clasping hands are labeled "1939-1945 resume gap."
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Butterfly meme but for the World Cup coming home to England
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sxᴛ @sxt.wtf · 11/07/2026
Entire bar cheered for Norway’s goal but absolute silence for England
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If you were lucky enough to finish most of your cognitive development before widespread GPS adoption ? Try to use a paper map now as often as you can so that you keep that ability. www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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Habitual use of GPS negatively impacts spatial memory during self-guided navigation - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Habitual use of GPS negatively impacts spatial memory during self-guided navigation
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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
cracking up at the concept of the delco cinematic universe
‘Task’ Season 2 Becomes ‘Mare of Easttown’ Crossover With Julianne Nicholson Reprising Emmy-Winning Role (EXCLUSIVE)
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Zlatan, can I ask you a question?" "No."
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 07/07/2026
The only thing that would have made that better is if he'd celebrated by pointing at the camera and mockingly doing the VAR finger-square gesture
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sxᴛ @sxt.wtf · 07/07/2026
Try to VAR that you joyless fucks
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sxᴛ @sxt.wtf · 07/07/2026
I think we’ve heard quite enough from VAR thank you very much
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sxᴛ @sxt.wtf · 07/07/2026
“Alexi never took a penalty so he never missed”
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s so over/we’re so back cycle
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
troubling ........ not content to simply get Folarin Balogun back from his red card suspension, the FOX desk is talking about how the USA playing in Seattle will provide them a "12th man" in tonight's game tonight. this of course would be a massive breach of FIFA rules and regulations
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