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@swordbearing.bsky.social
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they/them - your friendly neighborhood sword cryptid be bisexual, eat hot chip, and shitpost may or may not actually be the chicago mothman

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hey blizzard, my battle net account is old enough to be a legal adult. why the fuck are you still making me input my DOB on the launcher any time I want to look at Diablo stuff?
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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swordbearing @swordbearing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spent the evening bedazzling a scabbard for a sword, for a friend, because that's who I am as a person.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/09/2026
Excited to reflect, absorb, and emit light EXTRA WELL today ✨💃⚡️ #BiVisibilityDay
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swordbearing @swordbearing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fat Bear Week is officially here! 🐻👑 explore.org/fat-bear-week
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity and inspire lifelong learning. Watch nature unfold live right now!
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swordbearing @swordbearing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some days the pervasiveness of genAI in this world really gets me down. Today is one of those days. It sucks ass to see it used in tribute to a deceased dear friend, who I know did not abide that shit. I think I'll spend a little extra time today, creating art.
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swordbearing @swordbearing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bugs bunny in a tuxedo with the text:
I wish all
who
remember
a very
21st night
of september
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When I wake up Well I know that there’s a band And it’s a band I’ll never listen to again…
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Buntglas ♡ Comms open! @buntglas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ok, pros of being a chaotic person: I did not yet clean up these dying roses or the petals they scattered, allowing me to take this candid of my cat that is SO utterly perfect it looks like it's staged
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We just got Roman Space Telescope's first astronomical image from space! And it's a bit of a mess, but never fear; that was expected. I explain it all right here for you: badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/nancy-grac... 🔭 🧪
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Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope’s very first image released!
The "first light" shot is weird but hints at amazing things to come. Plus: Mercury has more shrinkage than thought
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swordbearing @swordbearing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🐻 Fat Bear Week hype starts NOW 👑 The poster contest is up, vote for your fave! explore.org/contest
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contest - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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swordbearing @swordbearing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Super loud crack of thunder woke me up, and now I can't get back to sleep. At least I have this nice rain on the metal awning to listen to and a light show to watch while the storm rolls through.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wtf kind of pets they got in there
SMOKING
BARE FOOT
PETS
PROHIBITED IN BUILDING
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the "wheres breakfast" club
Three cats, Stormy, Fishtopher, and Mr Lover, begging for food. Stormy, a black cat, sniffs the empty bowl holder. Fishtopher, a brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits and looks up at the camera with a slightly forlorn expression. Mr Lover, an orange and white tabby cat, stares outwardly with amber eyes.
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Illusion of free choice meme with Joel Robinson and Ryland Grace
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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swordbearing @swordbearing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was in Japan for a year as an exchange student on September 11, 2001 and didn't return until the summer of 2002. I left one country and came back to what felt like the mirror universe version. It was truly alarming how quickly many things, and people, changed for the worse.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry for all the weird stuff I said on here and twitter and facebook and myspace and friendster and xanga and geocities and irc. It will definitely keep happening.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Admittedly I’m biased, but this was art directed by @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social, and I think he and his amazing crew did a great job designing and building the new @mst3kofficial.bsky.social reboot. youtu.be/_plBSQv2ibw?...
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New MST3K Theme and Intro!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
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swordbearing @swordbearing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Insomnia kicking my ass this week, extremely rude
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Bird 🌲 @birdwarde.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we're working on a proper shop update, but in the meantime, we restocked a bunch of hats! campmustelid.shop
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Lost World Fruit Roll Ups (1997-1997): A special edition of the classic roll-up fruit snack, featuring peel-out pieces shaped like dinosaurs. Released for the Jurassic Park sequel, select boxes had an audio chip that "roared" when you opened them, signaling a possible prize
A Betty Crocker "Fruit Roll-Ups" box with an illustration of a T-Rex popping out from the right side. At the bottom is a green, blue, orange, and red roll-up, with a t-rex shaped piece being peeled out.
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Iain Coleman @iaincoleman.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Your reminder that you can create your own Bayeux Tapestry at home, using: htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/
An archer with a bow confronting an unarmed man. The archer is saying "Hast thou betrayed us? Hast thou betrayed me?". The unarmed man responds "Avon, I was waiting for thee".
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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I made a little template for use by cool small businesses! Enjoy!
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Glows - SpaceAce 🛰🏳️‍🌈 @glows.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Happy launch day! I wanted to do a funky color palette off of the coronagraph image JPL shared over on IG 🍉✨
Illustration of the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope in pink, orange, and green color paletteScreenshot of JPL's post on Instagram of the Roman Coronagraph
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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swordbearing @swordbearing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We like the moon
Lunar eclipse moon
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
somewhat motivated by everyone’s response to Dolly and Tim Curry passing to remark: if you were moved by them be what moves you. Be kind, generous, make weird fucking art, help people, sing bawdy songs and do drag
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_
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It's Rae @raeconteur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This week is homophobic
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Chevy Ray @chevyray.dev · 23/08/2026
This interview with Melanie Buggey, who just swam across the Georgia Strait besting a 60-year world record, has me in absolute stitches. What an icon lolll www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...
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Amberwolf17 🎮💕 @amberwolf17.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did you know you can go into your Steam store preferences and tell it to exclude entire tags? 😊 I remembered it was a thing today.
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 20/08/2026
Also? Social media is real life. If you're being an ass on the internets but nice at home, you are still being an ass. This especially goes for "but they're only doing it as a public persona!" My sibling in Mithras, whatever you're willing to do for your persona is SOMETHING YOU'RE WILLING TO DO.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Don't yuck someone's yum" shouldn't mean you're not allowed to say yuck in public ever. It means if I tell y'all abt a book I loved, it makes you an ass to directly respond to me with "yuck"
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Stan Pham @thisisspiffy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Your first look at the #Murderbot season 2 cast. Aka, what I did on my summer non-vacation. #PremiumQualityEntertainment
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
steps to owning a cat 1. acquire cat 2. name cat 3. never call it that name and use only weird nicknames that no one else understands
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Dr Alison Ray @liber-ray.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day to all the ghoulies celebrating! Illustration from a 13th-century Bestiary, now @bodleian.ox.ac.uk MS Bodl. 533, f. 13r 🐈‍⬛🖤
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 13/08/2026
Life is a constant balance between the primal need to create things and the primal need to nap for 4 hours.
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A.L. Goldfuss @ghoulpus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Not Like Other Girls" is a Bookshop Best Seller, which means more money to independent bookstores. Thank you everyone for buying, borrowing, and reading. bookshop.org/lists/booksh...
Bookshop.org Best Sellers of the Week banner including "Not Like Other Girls."
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ScaryCatalyst 🎃 @straycatalyst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hey, use the nice stuff, you don't have to keep saving it for a specific day or time Life's for living, enjoy it a bit and the perfect time is now
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The downside of using voice-to-text to write Important Business Emails is that sometimes I have to multitask when my cat gets her claws caught on the carpet again, and I forget to turn it off.
A work email written with voice to text where I pivot from talking about event logistics to talking to my cat and it all ends up in the email

“…depending on your shop hours. What time of day do you usually hold book events at your store? OK kiddo OK toes let's clip the toes, my dear. We got a clip your toes. Your toes are too sharp. They keep getting stuck on the carpet!
Johanna Taylor (she/her)
Illustrator | Comic Artist
johannamation.com”
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