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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 4h

does anyone ever remember how weird it was that 20 some years ago, the entire country went really crazy over Texas Hold 'em? And there was an honest-to-god "celebrity" poker player named Chris Moneymaker? Are we sure that this isn't a fucking simulation?

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hey blizzard, my battle net account is old enough to be a legal adult. why the fuck are you still making me input my DOB on the launcher any time I want to look at Diablo stuff?

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's such s stupid system design that you lose your appetite when sick. We need that energy damnit!

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's my favorite time of the night! Where you can't breathe through your nose, it's been 3 hours since you last took sinus medicine, and that "4 to 6 hours" gets more and more inaccurate am the damn time

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

google how do i tell my cat i'm not waking up for breakfast, i'm waking up to take medication and go back to bed

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

woke up at 5am decided i'm absolutely *not* going to work today decide not to go back to sleep because reasons

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i just a spam caller to my WORK'S MICROSOFT TEAMS PHONE NUMBER, tryin to talk about my tax debt... which... A: I don't have one. B: Even if they did, there's no way they would've known who they were reaching out to.

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am consistently funnier to myself than I am to anybody else. and i'm ok with that.

Kia: "The amount of corporate jargon that has come out of this man's mouth is almost impressive. He just said 'bi-directional synchronization' and i'm just in awe."
Me: "That's an impressive amount of letters used to make a fart noise."

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

ever been high and realize you're more high than you thought, because you definitely feel like you were just walking diagonally

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

when you go to have leftover pizza thinking it's gonna be great, but then you eat it and your body goes "this is not at all what I wanted, what were you thinking"

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

oh god my brain is just *not* going to work with me today, is it?

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i need some more chill video game music for my "chill video game music" playlist, so i'm taking suggestions. preferrably stuff with no lyrics

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

What kinda dumb shit is it that Burlington coat factory doesn't have any fucking coats anymore?

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I guess the whole "celebrities in 3s" is true, because I just found out that Peter Cullin passed away yesterday

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

ok but... why did starting these GLP-1s fuck with my sleep schedule so much?

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ah the classic "is my stomach upset because it's angry or is it because i'm hungry?" this is the worst game

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

oh god i feel like i got in a fight this morning, not got a massage. and i lost the fight, very badly. holy ow

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It's massage time! WOO! (The whole waking up at 8 on a Saturday was not a bad as it could've been lol)

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I scheduled a massage for tomorrow, and i booked this appointment 3 weeks ago when I had my last one (because neck/back stiffness). But, for some godforsaken reason I decided to schedule my massage for 8am. who the fuck does things at 8am on a saturday on purpose?

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

when people* ask how your weekend was, they don't want the REAL answer. They want you to say that it was fine, or whatever. They also appreciate "It wasn't long enough" because nobody's weekend is ever long enough. * = by people, I mean like coworkers and people who aren't close friends and such.

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I swear to fuck, if i manage to get sick on the ONE FUCKING DAY i didn't remember to grab a mask on my way out the door yesterday, I'm gonna be so fucking mad

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Yknow, in response to twitch implementing that AI nonsense, automatically on instead of opt-in... I did stream the entire Disney catalog on my channel. And maybe just play everything on YouTube from every major record label for a few hours.

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VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 13/08/2026

"If it was opt in, nobody would opt in" - Twitch explains why it's using streamers' content to train generative AI by default, meaning they have to manually opt out to stop it happening. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/if-it-w...

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‘If it was opt in, nobody would opt in’: Twitch is using streamers’ content to train generative AI by default | VGC

Users have to manually turn off the setting to stop their content being used…

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Brain. What the fuck are we doing here? We already have to wake up early today. Why make me get up even earlier?

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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Twitch's "Allow your channel content to train generative AI models" setting is here and on by default. Go turn that shit off, streamer!! The toggle is under your Settings, then 'Security and Privacy'

screenshot of a Twitch account's Settings page, showing Security and Privacy and a toggle that reads "Training for Generative AI"

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You play a game where you try to get rich selling knock-off name brands. The game is a faux-like.

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

when the printer runs out of ink mid-page, but keeps printing anyway

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

yesterday was an extremely productive day for me at work. I will now make up for that by doing absolutley nothing for today. because that's how it works, right?

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

one day is not nearly long enough to expect to go back to work after a vacation.

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Let's see how many people decided to message me over the course of 6 days while i have a Teams away status, away status message on Teams, and an out of office email auto-reply

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

This hotel we're staying in has a shower that is half open. Like... there's a shower, and there is what i think USED to be a sliding glass door for the shower. They kept the plate that doesn't move and just removed the one that closes the shower off completely.

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

yknow that phenomenon where, if you see a word often enough in a short time span, it stops looking like it's an actual word? yeah. that's odd. brains are weird.

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I don't do selfie often, but I've been kinda feeling the confidence lately. Maybe a little.

It's just me, white guy with glasses, talking a bathroom mirror selfie with a black polo shirt, and dark jeans.

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

i don't even know wtf danganronpa is, I thought it was an anime, not a game lmao

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If I had a nickel for every time I recognized a Danganronpa song on Rainwave, having never played even a second of Dangonronpa, ( orwatched a stream of it, or a video of it, or anything) I would have 2 nickels. Which, that's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Me: listening to rainwave while working Song comes on Me: "I recognize this song, but I don't remember what it's from?" Me: opens rainwave page and sees the song is from Danganronpa 2. Me: GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN IT'S THE SAME FUCKING SONG AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I REMEMBER IT FROM

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

me: *finally playing through Midnight for the first time* me everytime Turalyon opens his friggin mouth: "shutup shutup shutup shutup shutup shutup"

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

i wonder if my particular combination of drugs just has something that is making me sleep more... shallow than nomrla. because It sure seems like when I wake up i'm just UP. no matter what, anymore. even at 4am I guess

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Kia is gonna be so (playfully) annoyed when she gets home and sees this

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

WHY IF YOU ARE PUTTING A LIST OF NAMES IN AN EXCEL SHEET WOULD YOU PUT THE FIRST AND LAST NAMES IN THE SAME FUCKING GODDAMN CELL YOU MANIACS

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Erogeist 👻 @erogeist.newgrounds.com · 15/07/2026

Whaaaaat you mean the guy who made three whole movies using extensive green screen and digital tools and then went back to edit his original trilogy to add a bunch of distracting computer animated horseshit thinks AI is cool? I’m shocked. Shocked! Well not that shocked.

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