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Elmore

@swodude.bsky.social
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Just a dude that drove ships.

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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hold me close, I'm
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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pearlridge Sears, Today @brandonbird.bsky.social
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Derek Tyler Attico @dattico.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy birthday to the iconic Mr. #AveryBrooks it was an honor to chanel his voice and performances into #theautobiographyofbenjaminsisko Such an incredible #Legacy #Husband, #father, #actor, director, #musician, #vocalist, #professor, #StarfleetCaptain, and yes #Emissary! #StarTrek 🖖🏾 #DS9
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Put on some nice clothes but then looked out the window and immediately felt like a man of slovenly appearance.
A male mandarin duck who gets off purely on being mean who saw that I had put on the one nice outfit I own for one of the most important evenings of my life and decided to sartorially annihilate me, even though, due to having no friends, it had planned to do nothing all evening but hang out on this shit rusty metal railing staring at its own reflection in a window. Incidentally, later this would become the cover shot for my unsuccessful rustic synth-based confessional 1983 solo LP 'Mandarin Duck Outside My Window'.
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 29/09/2026
The Balrog with a speech bubble which makes it look like he's saying the quoted post, "Gandalf you cunt"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mechanical Twerk
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 28/09/2026
Monday Mood courtesy of Lucy the Pride Cat:
A chubby brown tabby and white cat with vibrant green eyes looking at you with her mouth turned extremely downward and giving the frowniest frown.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How did they get a emoji mashup that looks like someone eating Waterfall Giant?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NEVER DRIVE OR WALK THROUGH FLOODWATER. Not only is drowning a real, heightened risk, but that floodwater is now a soup of shrapnel, everything soaked into the ground, and worse. Stay clear.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 24/09/2026
Realized I missed a trick by listening to you too closely tho
Calvin peeing but his head is replaced by a line-drawing of John Calvin and he's peeing on the words "Salvation by works alone"
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds
The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around 'free speech' and 'cancel culture': whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship. When Macklemore is dropped at the behest of the billionaire stadium owner Robert Kraft, it's an exercise of the freedom of businesses to 'demonstrate their values' by deciding whom to platform. But when Ed Sheeran's fans decide not to buy tickets to his performances, or even demand refunds, it's bullying, mob behaviour. Since most people are not billionaires and do not own stadiums, they can exercise meaningful power only collectively. The collective exercise of power must therefore be demonised.
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Taylor Swift: You know what we should release more than one version. Travis, chuckling: You want two CDs? Taylor: [sigh], better make it three.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller  September 21,1951
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO HAVE JUST LEFT THE ZOO
SLUGGO: I WONDER HOW IT FEELS TO BE AN ANIMAL 
NANCY: IF YOU HAD A CHOICE SLUGGO  ---
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NANCY:WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?
P3- SLUGGO THINKS ABOUT IT
SLUGGO:HMM --- LET’S SEE
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SLUGGO: A GIRAFFE 
SLUGGO IS PICTURING IN HIS MIND BEING A GIRAFFE, SO HE COULD LOOK OVER THE FENCE AND WATCH THE BASEBALL GAME FOR FREE
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sol @spider.florist · 21/09/2026
Highlighting this quote because it’s wrong: “You don’t really read it, and now it has to be reviewed by your colleagues, and they are like, ‘this doesn’t look right,'” he complained. “You’re just letting AI do the work for you.” The AI isn’t doing the work for them! The coworker is doing the work!
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My cat has been sick, which has made me feel so terrible and anxious, I can hardly function. She's 19.5 years old and has been with me forever. I fear we're nearing the end and I love her so much. If you have a pet, please give them a kiss for me. Take them out for a walk tomorrow; give them a treat
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌
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bimbo baggins @strongbadegirl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
as far back as I can remember I always wanted to Place the items in the bagging area
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh hell yes
Workers installing bike lockers at a metro stop. One of the lockers is designed for cargo bikes and there is another spot for oversized bikes in the other side.
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 16/09/2026
Explain AuDHD to me Ok
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 16/09/2026
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My videos are not set to autoplay so I've seen this still from the video a handful of times over the last few days and finally clicked to watch. I did not realize dude was keeping up with traffic. This is insane. Cities, this is why we need bollards.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hello during lunch I watched a 21-minute video on electrical outlets and I feel like I'm watching PBS as a kid again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_1w... FYI, this is a pro follow on youtube for the handful of my mutuals that already don't.
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Every US Electrical Outlet Explained
YouTube video by Practical Engineering
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
getting a vanity license plate that says ‘NOTSOFAST’ and driving 5 below the limit everywhere just to really piss people off
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Valheim update after the first weekend: - I guess they changed the raid mechanics? I do not remember the swarms being so large. Got absolutely wrecked by a double-troll raid I was not prepared for. 1/
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good morning. It is 54 degrees outside and I have the windows open and it is glorious. Yes, it is very much a false autumn, but it is a false autumn morning I will enjoy as much as possible.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I started a new character/new server in Valheim last night and even just an hour in I was noticing subtle changes as I explored the Meadows I spawned in. Any IRL friends looking for a chill server to play on, let me know and I'll send you details.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 10/09/2026
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*tips hat* m'squito
some a*i slop guy wearing a fedora, with mosquito netting over it
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 09/09/2026
don’t post hangry or you’ll get modereated by trust and satiety
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy labor day. solidarity forever
three panel achewood cartoon. first panel says 8 hours for work with roast beef working at a computer and ray says "roast beef, could you step into my office?" second panel says 8 hours for rest and shows ray passed out on his back in bed. third panel says 8 hours for what we will and todd, ray, teodor and the flat robot are gathered around a toilet, getting high
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Whenever a cyclist is killed by a driver people love to do this bizarre blame inversion where they mention all the reasons drivers are dangerous before concluding that it's actually the fault of the cyclist for daring to bike in the road
I’m so sorry, but you have to be crazy to bike in traffic these days. Between people speeding, looking at their phones and being distracted, you’re better off saving cycling for somewhere else. It’s too dangerous
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My dad's cat Bridget infiltrates William Blake's 1794 painting The Ancient Of Days. A painting by my dad.
My dad's cat Bridget finds her way into William Blake's 1794 painting The Ancient Of Days after releasing there are treats on offer from Urizen.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Game developers, I have a question: How difficult is it to invert a controller axis? Many games will invert the Y-axis, but not the X-axis. A someone with issues playing games using controller without both inverted, I often complain but really don't know how big a deal it is to implement.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
📸 Truffles the Kitty
Long-haired black-and-white cat wearing small colorful glasses sits on an optical shop counter with wall displays of glasses behind him.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There's 'surprise', and then there's =SURPRISE!= and the tropical royal flycatcher (Onychorhynchus coronatus) knows the difference. This video is by wildlife photographer Stefano Ianiro (stefano.ianiro on IG). Let's learn about these regal, colorful birbs.
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Julia Husar @juliahusar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yes, beans exist to satisfy a Boomer mindset.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My theory is he was scripted to talk about the "disable auto stop/start" button, but his ad-lib messed the whole thing up. Quite sure not ALL cars have pushbutton start, but it's difficult to find info cause all talk is about auto-stop/start.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Downgrade a movie Star Regional Conflicts, Episode 4: A New Managed Expectation
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please. I am begging you. Read another book.
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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NWChiFiets @nwchifiets.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gotta love Brooke Rollins saying "the President felt very convicted...." Yes, we know he is a felon. (see video at about 1:16) www.facebook.com/watch/?v=159...
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96K views · 1.1K reactions | Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said Tuesday that President Trump’s announcement on temporary ground beef imports aims to fill supply shortages and ease high prices caused by record-low cattle herds in the U.S. and a 14-month border closure due to the New World screwworm. Trump said on Truth Social that the U.S. will allow up to 300,000 metric tons of ground beef into the country for the next 90 days with "no out-of-quota tariff." Ground beef cost an average of $6.89 per pound in July, up 57% from five years ago, according to the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis, citing federal labor data. Groups representing the cattle industry have opposed attempts to increase imports over concerns that they could undercut American cattle producers. | CBS News
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said Tuesday that President Trump’s announcement on temporary ground beef imports aims to fill supply shortages and ease high prices caused by record-low cattle...
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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