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@swodude.bsky.social
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Just a dude that drove ships.

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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 9h
You can tell Arch is a Manning by the way he sulks after a loss.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 10h
AHHHHHHH THE ONLY REASON HE EVEN STAYS TO DIE AT TROY IN THE ILIAD IS TO AVENGE PATROCLUS. IT'S A POEM ABOUT HIS RAGE. THE OPENING LINES ARE PRETTY CLEAR WHY CAN'T A SINGLE DEFENDER OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION READ A SINGLE THING FROM THE WESTERN CANON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bluesky rated this comic 10/10 and I agree
The first panel from a swanboy comic, but since it was the 10th reply to his post for this story arc Bluesky labeled his post 10/10 which can be confused for Bluesky rating this comic which is fine cause it’s a 10/10.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hold me close, I'm
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cannot stress enough how much my interaction with media changed after this.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In 2007 one of the BSG writers came to speak and a woman in the back kept asking him about why he wrote the women in the show the way he did and as a young man I was like “wtf get off this” then I went back and watched it again through this lens and I cannot unsee this.
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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pearlridge Sears, Today @brandonbird.bsky.social
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Derek Tyler Attico @dattico.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy birthday to the iconic Mr. #AveryBrooks it was an honor to chanel his voice and performances into #theautobiographyofbenjaminsisko Such an incredible #Legacy #Husband, #father, #actor, director, #musician, #vocalist, #professor, #StarfleetCaptain, and yes #Emissary! #StarTrek 🖖🏾 #DS9
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"The Funeral" by Band of Horses stands out to me. The fact that someone used it in a car commercial was certainly a choice.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Put on some nice clothes but then looked out the window and immediately felt like a man of slovenly appearance.
A male mandarin duck who gets off purely on being mean who saw that I had put on the one nice outfit I own for one of the most important evenings of my life and decided to sartorially annihilate me, even though, due to having no friends, it had planned to do nothing all evening but hang out on this shit rusty metal railing staring at its own reflection in a window. Incidentally, later this would become the cover shot for my unsuccessful rustic synth-based confessional 1983 solo LP 'Mandarin Duck Outside My Window'.
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 29/09/2026
The Balrog with a speech bubble which makes it look like he's saying the quoted post, "Gandalf you cunt"
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Panel from www.achewood.com Ray is on the phone with someone who says "That the universe should misspend one mote of its grace and bounty on a fool like you is all the proof that I need that the throne of the lord sits empty" only "a fool like you" is whited out and replaced with "protein water"
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
please say sike
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mechanical Twerk
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 28/09/2026
Monday Mood courtesy of Lucy the Pride Cat:
A chubby brown tabby and white cat with vibrant green eyes looking at you with her mouth turned extremely downward and giving the frowniest frown.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How did they get a emoji mashup that looks like someone eating Waterfall Giant?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NEVER DRIVE OR WALK THROUGH FLOODWATER. Not only is drowning a real, heightened risk, but that floodwater is now a soup of shrapnel, everything soaked into the ground, and worse. Stay clear.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 24/09/2026
Realized I missed a trick by listening to you too closely tho
Calvin peeing but his head is replaced by a line-drawing of John Calvin and he's peeing on the words "Salvation by works alone"
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds
The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around 'free speech' and 'cancel culture': whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship. When Macklemore is dropped at the behest of the billionaire stadium owner Robert Kraft, it's an exercise of the freedom of businesses to 'demonstrate their values' by deciding whom to platform. But when Ed Sheeran's fans decide not to buy tickets to his performances, or even demand refunds, it's bullying, mob behaviour. Since most people are not billionaires and do not own stadiums, they can exercise meaningful power only collectively. The collective exercise of power must therefore be demonised.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hell yeah, gridfinity
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do they not sell altoids anymore?
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Taylor Swift: You know what we should release more than one version. Travis, chuckling: You want two CDs? Taylor: [sigh], better make it three.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller  September 21,1951
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO HAVE JUST LEFT THE ZOO
SLUGGO: I WONDER HOW IT FEELS TO BE AN ANIMAL 
NANCY: IF YOU HAD A CHOICE SLUGGO  ---
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NANCY:WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?
P3- SLUGGO THINKS ABOUT IT
SLUGGO:HMM --- LET’S SEE
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SLUGGO: A GIRAFFE 
SLUGGO IS PICTURING IN HIS MIND BEING A GIRAFFE, SO HE COULD LOOK OVER THE FENCE AND WATCH THE BASEBALL GAME FOR FREE
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sol @spider.florist · 21/09/2026
Highlighting this quote because it’s wrong: “You don’t really read it, and now it has to be reviewed by your colleagues, and they are like, ‘this doesn’t look right,'” he complained. “You’re just letting AI do the work for you.” The AI isn’t doing the work for them! The coworker is doing the work!
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My cat has been sick, which has made me feel so terrible and anxious, I can hardly function. She's 19.5 years old and has been with me forever. I fear we're nearing the end and I love her so much. If you have a pet, please give them a kiss for me. Take them out for a walk tomorrow; give them a treat
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck it. After I retire you wanna open up a game shop?
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have the event start at like 5 or so and then when the first 8 people show up immediately start a draft with them and then every 8 people after that unless you routinely don't get enough people for multiple 8-person draft pods.
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bimbo baggins @strongbadegirl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
as far back as I can remember I always wanted to Place the items in the bagging area
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh hell yes
Workers installing bike lockers at a metro stop. One of the lockers is designed for cargo bikes and there is another spot for oversized bikes in the other side.
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 16/09/2026
Explain AuDHD to me Ok
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 16/09/2026
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seconding Motortown. It eventually does have some racing elements, but you have to focus on developing an economy before anything else. Also, multiplayer so you can play with your kid if you have two PCs.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My videos are not set to autoplay so I've seen this still from the video a handful of times over the last few days and finally clicked to watch. I did not realize dude was keeping up with traffic. This is insane. Cities, this is why we need bollards.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hello during lunch I watched a 21-minute video on electrical outlets and I feel like I'm watching PBS as a kid again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_1w... FYI, this is a pro follow on youtube for the handful of my mutuals that already don't.
youtube.com
Every US Electrical Outlet Explained
YouTube video by Practical Engineering
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
getting a vanity license plate that says ‘NOTSOFAST’ and driving 5 below the limit everywhere just to really piss people off
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
- I would very much like to experience as many of the biome changes as possible and I feel like steamrolling through Ashlands will cause us to miss something along the way, and we only get a chance to play 1.0 for the first time once, right? - I don't know why I made bullet points. 3/3
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
- I found a nice secluded meadow in-between two separate draugr villages that is within a 1-minute run to mountain, swamp, black forest, and plains biomes with plenty of resources so far. - I am taking this relatively slow for the first couple of weeks with a heavy emphasis on exploring. 2/
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Valheim update after the first weekend: - I guess they changed the raid mechanics? I do not remember the swarms being so large. Got absolutely wrecked by a double-troll raid I was not prepared for. 1/
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good morning. It is 54 degrees outside and I have the windows open and it is glorious. Yes, it is very much a false autumn, but it is a false autumn morning I will enjoy as much as possible.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"You must vote for this person OR ELSE" is so close to as to be indistinguishable from fascism.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of the lesser known but heavily influential records for what we now know as Manic Hispanic.
A fake record album from a Swan Boy Comic.  It is The Break and Enter Boys album titled Grand Theft Always.  There are numerous tracks referencing crime and then the album ends with a cover of "Friday I'm in Love" which means this is probably a B+ socal punk band.  They probably say they are from Orange County but are really from Rancho Santa Margarita.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Completely vanilla server with no mods. It's hosted on a small Linux box I have so there will be downtime if there's a game update/server update while I'm at work. Looking to pace progression, ease into new content, and minimize spoilers.
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Elmore @swodude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I started a new character/new server in Valheim last night and even just an hour in I was noticing subtle changes as I explored the Meadows I spawned in. Any IRL friends looking for a chill server to play on, let me know and I'll send you details.
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