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@freddymelons.bsky.social
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i spilled a wee drop of maple syrup on the cat and he smells soooo goood
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you still cant see me under all these blankets
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is tonight and it's FREE. just register here: www.northrop.umn.edu/events/eveni...
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Esther Freier Lecture With George Saunders — UMN Conversations at Northrop
The Esther Freier Lectures in Literature Series presents New York Times bestselling author George Saunders in conversation with Professor Julie Schumacher on Sept. 22, 2026 in Minneapolis.
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
people love to tell on themselves loudly and publicly, especially when it comes to how delighted they'd be to throw everyone else under the bus for next to nothing
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Green Ballet by Asger Jorn, 1960 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York

© 2016 Donation Jorn, Silkeborg / Artists Rights Society (ARS), NY / COPY-DAN, Copenhagen
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
stealing heat from the cat this morning
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
as hilariously weird now as it was then
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Emmanuel Rodriguez homers for the Twins in his MLB debut (via Dustin Morse)
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
baseball is still the best
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 09/09/2026
Incredible weather. Go outside. Go for a walk. Walk across the countryside. Find somewhere new. Return home a better person. Tell others. Go outside. Go for a walk.
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is one of my favorite poems ever and i gotta share it even though ive posted it before and will definitely post it again
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy labor day. solidarity forever
three panel achewood cartoon. first panel says 8 hours for work with roast beef working at a computer and ray says "roast beef, could you step into my office?" second panel says 8 hours for rest and shows ray passed out on his back in bed. third panel says 8 hours for what we will and todd, ray, teodor and the flat robot are gathered around a toilet, getting high
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screenshot of the video for Anything Can Happen on Halloween starring Tim Curry, but I've photoshopped it to say Anything Can Happen on Labor Day. I added a yellow hard hat on Tim Curry's head and I put a bunch of graphics of all kinds of tools floating around -- a hammer, saw, stethoscope, paintbrush, etc. I also added a red circle with a line through it, and in the circle is a pair of white shoes.
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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
overheard at mia earlier: a child loudly complaining that they're "bored and want to go home!" then clocking monet's grainstack and calling it a "cupcake". i love kids at museums
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ah! here it is 🚨awoOoo🚨 awooOOoOoooOoOO🚨AWOOOoOoooo(fade out)
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
no awoo today by nokomis? *frown*
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey mpls: fall registration for community ed is open. though judging by how long checkout is taking, most of you already knew that
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
about 25 years ago i was driving between calgary and mpls for the umpteenth time and stopped here. some teens were smoking outside the gas station and we got to talking. they invited me to the town fair and i went. hwy 2 magic
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
rabbit rabbit
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Taj Bradley throws the first immaculate inning in Twins history, watch the entire thing as it happened
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kristin Eames Ode to Odilon #2, 2025 Oil on wood 13.3 x 15.2 in
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Freeways should be partly understood as a way that richer, whiter populations force poorer, less white populations to pay with their health, convenience, and lack of beauty and amenity in their lives for the richer populations' ease
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
what the fuck, man. what the hell
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anita the last vcr @saleintothe90s.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
*cries* not in my boy Barney
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i’m so tired of watching every good person i know suffer for doing the right thing and every bad person i know get rewarded for being bad. it just wears you down. i know life isn’t fair, but goddamn
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Everyone shut up for a second
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
whenever pine island, mn comes up i wish we could talk about james wright's perfect poem instead stupid data centers. i hate you, data centers. i love you, poetry
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bird millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thinking about my main man big challenges
The Sanrio character big challenges who is a crocodile and perfect
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i need to make friends with someone who loves august as much as i love february. then we can help each other through the boringest bits of a long season
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We are witnessing greatness!
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
dhs all asking chat gpt "how can we arrest a whole state"
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
someone is playing beautiful jazz on the free art piano outside of capella tower, if you're close by and want a street treat during your lunch break
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Bill Lindeke @blindeke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Finally, someone is asking the tough questions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1qN...
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Is Minneapolis Too Nice for Its Own Good?
YouTube video by Ray Delahanty | CityNerd
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
proud of us for this
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star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
if Naomi be Klein, you're doing fine. If Naomi be Wolf, oh, buddy, oof if Naomi be Kritzer, give her a Pulitzer
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 12/08/2026
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
FUCK ICE
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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Players to hit 10 threes in one WNBA game: Kayla McBride That's the list. That's the whole list. (Doing it on 13 attempts is mind-boggling.)
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
wandered into this exhibit today and left feeling inspired and hopeful. excellent solar punk afrofuturist design - go see it!
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Olalekan Jeyifous: Hydricosmic Litanies
Olalekan Jeyifous's new exhibition, which takes inspiration from the Mississippi River and the novel The Famished Road by Ben Okri, treats the river as a site and symbol of memory, transformation, and...
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I came across an arrangement of words describing a movie as “The Purge but as a romcom” and made the mistake of googling the movie in question. One night a year people are allowed to have premarital sex???? Straight people are never beating the allegations. ANY of the allegations.
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🚨🚨 awooOOoOoooOoOO
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
krsm dj just now: ya got any RANTS?
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Being traded in the NL means Luis Arraez can still win a batting title (AL he would’ve not qualified in either distinct lg) Can he become the 1st in MLB history to win batting titles for more than 3 teams?
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my gawd olivia miles
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
rabbit rabbit
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
MOVE THE YANNI TO “LOCAL”
YANNI CDs in “New Age” but Local is the next section
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Erik Ostrom @erikostrom.com · 29/07/2026
It’s not what Naomi is asking, but just to spell it out, if Mayor Her resigns, the mayor of Minneapolis will unfortunately still be Jacob Frey.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Buckthorn removal singles club” is one of the greatest Minnesota phrases I’ve ever read
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
excited to see literally everyone and their doggies at the lakes tonight
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