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Shawn Wheatley

@swheatley.bsky.social
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Husband to @lbingo3.bsky.social, eater of foods, maker of jokes

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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Kristen Seversky @kr1573n.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Handy! Cute October badge :) www.eff.org/pages/i-want...
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How to Opt Out of AI Tools or Training Made by Big Tech
It seems like every software or website update brings new AI features. Some people find these features useful and immediately integrate them into their work. Others find them annoying or in the way. I...
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I made this a while ago and I've probably posted it before but I still think it's funny lol ❤️
I edited the tagalong cookie box
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Luis Villa @lu.is · 05/10/2026
plaintextsports.com remains the One Website To Rule Them All
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Plain Text Sports
Instant live sports scores, play-by-play, and box scores
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The ideal friend group: a poisons guy, a magic guy, a political science major, and a guy with a truck.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so we just nearly started a war with china (a nuclear state) because of genAI use
The intelligence report, circulated across the US military this spring in the midst of the war with Iran, immediately set off alarm bells: A Chinese ship in the Middle East was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program.
The US military swung into action with plans to intercept the vessel, according to four sources familiar with the episode.
According to two of the sources, armed members of the US military were preparing to board the ship. Military planes were in the air, one of those sources and another source familiar with the incident said.
It was only just before the planned operation that officials dug deeper into the report put together by a special operations command analyst and found it had been generated with the help of artificial intelligence (AI) — and that a chatbot the analyst had used inaccurately identified the material the ship was carrying. CNN was not able to learn what the misidentified cargo was.
The report, according to one of the sources, was "entirely false." But it also "almost started a war," the source said. Any US operation against a Chinese vessel could have risked spiraling into an armed conflict between the two nations.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/09/2026
I've hit Bluesky's video limit for the day -- it's preposterous such a thing still exists at this late date -- so as I close up shop here for the night, let me remind you that my work as an indy journalist is supported by you. If you appreciate what I do, please support my work by signing up for PN.
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Inverse Phase @inversephase.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok I'm officially putting out the call for help, Wonderbread (my prius) is acting up and I think it's unsafe to drive it to Chicago. Looking for folks driving through Pittsburgh to #VCFMW. I will need a little bit of cargo space.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Kurt Füchslin captured this video of frozen methane bubbles in Sihlsee (Lake Sihl) in Switzerland. Deep in the depths, bacteria break down decaying organic matter, producing bubbles of methane. As they reach the thickening surface ice, they're trapped as flammable fart pancakes/ice art.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
DID U KNOW THIS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELEATEN ON THE TOILET AND THERE PLAYEN NINTENDO ON THERE PHONE ON "FOLIUM" DA 3DS EMULATOR , BUT YOU CAN GET NES ,SNES, GAME CUME, WII ALL THAT SHIT ON THERE FOR FREE, DONT BE PAYING A CORPO FOR GAME'S , THE ARTISTS ALREADY GOT PAID FOR EM SO NOW ITS JUST CORPO PROFFITS SO FUCK EM, AND TE TEXT "JUST FOUND OUT ALL FLESH MUST DECAY" AND EVERY NINTENDO GAME IS A ROM FILE NOW AND ITS FREE TO DOWN LOAD NOW EVEN GAME CUBE AND 3DS DOWNLOAD , EVERY ONE DIES BUT NOT EVERY ONE GETS TO PLAY EVERY NINTENDO GAME " - DA RULING CLASS IS SCARED WATCHING THERE SKIN CRISP AND SAG WITH THE PROGRESS OF TIME, AND THERE TRYIN TO HIDE IN THERE BUNKERS, BUT FUCK IT, THEY AINT PLAYIN SHIT WE PLAYING NINTEND OGAMES, AND AS SOON AS SOMETHING HAPPENS AND THEY GO TO HIDE LIKE A EVIL RABBIT THERE SECURITY GUARDS AINT GONNA FEED EM, WELL ,,,,DO WHAT YOU WANT TODAY CAUSE TOMMORROWS FUCKED , AND IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALL THE MEGA MAN OR MARIO THEN YOUR IN LUCK THIS SHITS FREE ON ALL DA ROM ARCHIVES AND PIRATE BAY AND EVERY WHERE ELSE ON THE WEB , SAVE THAT SHIT TO YOUR DRIVE BEFORE ITS ILLEGAL TO HAVE FUN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel, we see two stick figures. Text above them labels one as "book smart" and one as "street smart".
In the second panel we zoom out and see the two stick figures in nature next to a tree. There is a sign pointing out of the panel that says "LIFE".
In the third panel we see the street smart stick figure take the hand of the book smart stick figure. The street smart stick figure says "Come, I will guide you".
In the fourth panel we zoom out again and see the two stick figures walking in the direction of the "LIFE" sign. The book smart street figure looks back at the tree as they are walking and says, "I know a lot of facts about that tree".
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/08/2026
i often say that perfection is a myth but i may have to rethink that
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AL-X (Alex Steacy) @alexsteacy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Been watching that show about the cornfed murder hobo and it's hilarious
Homeless violence man
Jork roncher
100,000 extrajudicial fatalities
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 26/08/2026
It was hard enough losing Dolly yesterday. ☹️ And now, we cry a sea of black tears for our very own Doviculus: The irreplaceable Tim Curry.  May these beloved legends rest well, as we carry their spirit forward~   🩷🖤
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
A sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 26/08/2026
randomly giving out genuine compliments is such an easy way to make the world a little nicer, i'm always surprised more people haven't figured that out and have a ton of respect for those who have
Screenshot of tweet by Eminem. Text of Eminem's post reads: 

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it.  Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

Attached is an image of a classy and generous letter Dolly Parton sent to Eminem after missing a chance to meet him at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If you live in NH and would like to learn about the history of american art my mom is teaching a 4 week adult ed class in the fall
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Next James Bond as Quark from Star Trek it's actor Armin Shimerman who was featured heavily and one of the main cast on deep space nine DS9 he is wearing a stunning multi colored outfit or suit
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
EA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It wasn't consistently small or large farmers who did that. It had basically 0 correlation to the size of the farm. Because the size of the farm comes from inheritance, not competence. That's... like... the whole problem! Some people just have their head up their own ass, & some don't.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Most rural areas have a ruling class. And they want cheap unfree workers & to pass their fiefdoms on tax-free forever. It ain't rocket science. The fact that we're scared to talk about THAT, ime, is what's costing us a lot of rural voters!
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Todd Gill - Retro Frog @retrofrog.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Do a lot of soldering? Throw your helping hands away. Buy this instead: amzn.to/44VHsIb You can thank me later.
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Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Three Headed Hydra of Inevitability
Three heads of a Hydra labeled: Death, Taxes, and *Just enough* Democrats siding with fascism
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Shawn Wheatley @swheatley.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@linuxmint.bsky.social I have been running 21.3 on my primary desktop for 2 years (maybe was a lower sub-version when I installed). Yesterday I successfully upgraded to 22 and then to 22.3 with zero issues. Thanks for making a great desktop distro!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
>Everybody use AI or you're fired >Wait stop it's too expensive >Don't use it for menial tasks >Only use it for important work stuff >If you're going to use it for important stuff make sure it's correct >Let me know if you have any questions!
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 06/07/2026
Once again, Double Fine Productions will be an independent studio.

We're thankful to Xbox for seven great years together, and for working with us to reach an outcome which preserves our history and culture, and returns ownership of our games to us.

To everyone who reached out to us these past few weeks: Thank you for all your kind words, we've been deeply touched by your messages. We will share more soon on what comes next.

Your continued support is greatly appreciated,

Tim & Double Fine
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Shawn Wheatley @swheatley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@maelp.bsky.social is the Infinite Battery available for sale direct to consumers?
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Justin Jackson @justinjackson.ca · 04/07/2026
Big companies aren't hiring juniors anymore, which sucks for young people. This year we hired Ian, a CompSci student, as our summer intern at @transistor.fm He's been making a podcast about his experience, and just interviewed me: share.transistor.fm/s/abfc686a?c...
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4 - Video! Video! Video! (w/ Transistor Co-founder Justin Jackson) | High Low Piccolo with Ian Steyn | Episode 4
In the show's first ever video episode, Ian is joined by Justin Jackson, the CEO and co-founder of Transistor.fm (and the reason this podcast exists)! As it turns out, video has found its way into eve...
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Mom @milph.mom · 01/07/2026
Immortal life advice
Keep circulating the tapes
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Apple is passing the cost of “Apple Intelligence” onto its customers.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
the only reportage required here www.instagram.com/reel/DaQshED...
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CBS News on Instagram: "“He just proposed to her.” An NYPD chopper pilot described the moment two climbers were spotted atop the Empire State Building’s spire after scaling the iconic landmark. Street...
16K likes, 327 comments - cbsnews on July 1, 2026: "“He just proposed to her.” An NYPD chopper pilot described the moment two climbers were spotted atop the Empire State Building’s spire after scaling...
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"why use google?" webpage from 1999
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Please share this one.
HEY YOU! YES YOU!

TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!

example.com/article{?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=emai} /youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcC{?si=Aa1Uc_fRHXC0ay85}

These are source identifiers

Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site.Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity.

When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers.

Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them.
Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm _source="
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Kaptajnen @kaptajnen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade
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Shawn Wheatley @swheatley.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Finally some science the Tr*mp administration (particularly Junior) can get behind!
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Brian Weatherson @bweatherson.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
And you might have seen this on questioning whether the data centers are more efficient than a shelf of Mac minis. open.substack.com/pub/braddelo...
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Is the Day of the Data Center About to Be Over?
Marco Arment's Setup as the Canary in the Coal Mine—or, Rather, as the 50 Mac Mini Server Farm Vastly More Efficient than the NVIDIA-Powered Cloud-Bound Hyperscalers...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
job
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Bit Golem @bitgolem.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Our 100% accurate pool simulator in 3 short scenes. #indiegame #gamedev #indiedev
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 16/04/2026
They don't make anime like they used to: aftermath.site/anime-classics...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/04/2026
not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer
a variety of 3d printed dried pastas in basket shapes, whorls, little vases, etca vase shaped 3d printed pasta in a purple goo with little globs of green stuffthe pasta printer, a big bulky black machine that prints pasta onto glass sheetsmore pastas printed on the pasta printer
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 14/04/2026
I've been wearing a Battle of Yavin medal from Star Wars: A New Hope as part of my academic regalia for like 10 years now, and nobody has noticed.
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
please clap
Edited copy of jds book to say excommunicated
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Cate Eland @romancingnope.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I got a very strange message from the DoorDasher who is getting my groceries tonight.
Screenshot from my doordash grocery delivery chat:

Hello
See original (Spanish) • Received 5 minutes ago

About the chicken
See original (Spanish) • Received 5 minutes ago

Woe to him who commanded, woe only to him.
See original (Spanish) • Received 4 minutes ago
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