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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
using the computer without AI is fun and using the computer with AI isn't fun
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fri-Yay!! share if you’re gearing up to go gentle into that good night
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
washington dc is short for washington da city
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
there is another world where you are a notorious judge on a hit show called "the worlds most delicious dip". you are the one who always says the dip or salsa needs to be spicier and they have shirts with you on it saying that
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
people online used to be pretty enthusiastic to learn how to use software that made their lives easier. now they act like a facebook grandma who gets scared when her grandchild replaces internet explorer with firefox because she thinks the blue e is "the internet" and now it's gone
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What if Lindsey Graham was just used as a blood sacrifice and McConnell comes back tomorrow perfectly healthy and looking 30 years younger
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/07/2026
embracing beerware mindset is the only way to make computers cool again
Engling, for one, wasn't in it for the money. He distributed Opentracker as "beerware," an open-source license guided by the notion that anyone who found it useful should buy him a beer, as he half-jokingly explained in a 2007 talk. "I thought: A lot of people are using BitTorrent, so…."Amid that resurgence, he still sometimes tinkers with Opentracker's code, reenergized by new technical challenges. And just last month, a Spanish anime fan took him out for beers in Berlin to thank him for his contribution to BitTorrent's global infrastructure.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/06/2026
hailstones are always the size of something else
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
UFC event is going well so far
Two Reddit posts from r/MMA:

Per Sean Strickland Instagram, he and Craig Jones attended the White House Ellipse event unannounced, climbed to the stage and were mobbed. Strickland appears to have been detained due to disorderly conduct

Daniel Cormier posted screenshots of Eric T rump DMing him and asking about rigged fights, DC already deleted the posts but proof is still here.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
computer touchers are the closest thing to wizards we have irl and the moneymen in tech are pretenders who the guild does not recognize
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i have absolutely fucking had it with 100% of all of this shit. gambling websites, lies, cryptocurrency, rampant corruption, lies, deep fakes, lies, plagiarism, devaluation of expertise, lies, bile, abuse, violence, bombs, genocides, lies, plutocrats, oligarchs, and lies. fucking enough. rules time
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Its a meme of Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings movie and he us holding a phone reading what Chat Gpt ai is telling him it says "ChatGPT

Bilbo - After all why not? Why shouldn't
keep it?

Chat gpt: You're absolutely right - you found it it's been with
you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of
something that's served you so well especially
when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want
it for himself.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/06/2026
liberating a device from the clutches of windows 11 feels amazing, i just flashed it with steamOS and i get why linux people are like this now
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
they call me the liver attack the way i be fried
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
(Having a scone for the first time in a while) scones are back in a big way
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
guy who first learns of rambo from kpop demon hunters
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
They just created a million Sridhars
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We need government PSAs to educate the public against various schemes and scams because as a society we have been totally defenseless against things like MLMs or crypto rug pulls or Twitter blue check rage bait farming. They have cut through us like a plague
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Just discovered that if you have your hands on asdf/hjkl and slide up 2 rows with the slope of the keys you end up on 1234/7890. This might be a game changer for my number typing
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Why do Sufjan Stevens' song titles sound like the Japanese names of anime episodes
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
catch my ass in the terminal typing some shit like `yay -S ripgrep`
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Just payed $4/gallon for gas while the screen on the pump was telling me about how Mr. Beast bought a guy's forehead to use for advertising. Grim stuff
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
well i say better late than never. i'm happy to help and also this is the greatest moment of my life
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august c. @possumnest.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
they gotta invent a staying up late that doesnt make you tired
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I was gone for a week and a project lead added 700 lines of AI generated code to my previously 900 line Python script so now I have to read through the whole thing and fix all the shit he broke
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
guys we need to play with toys and colors on the floor. its the only way to be happy
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 19/02/2026
what's a good purpose to have for beginners
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Why is tungsten so expensive man I just wanna hold a Heavy Cube
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
as a man i know no man can resist the strangely heavy cube
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
goofus in the streets gallant in the sheets
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
normies should have never learned to use computers. i shouldnt have to explain to anyone that murder isn't "ragebait." people die when they are killed. if someone kills my friends, family, and/or neighbors, that makes me angry
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
the bait metaphor kinda stops working when they're just murdering people on purpose. the fisherman doesn't have a worm on a hook he has a gun that he's shooting into the water
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Everyone in Pluribus refers to the hive mind in the plural (them, us, we, the Others) but it should be called it, right? It's just one entity with billions of appendages
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ducc @ducchunt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Garry Newman of Garry's Mod is letting me host a mirror to the original video here: cdn.sbox.game/asset/814e5f...
cdn.sbox.game
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV. There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
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Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Born to jest, forced to joust
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Has anyone done a character called "the Woker" who's like the Joker but woke
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society
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sweetheart @sweetheart1.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
It's the year of the Linux desktop baby
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may @maysuser.name · 14/11/2025
we don't talk enough about the damage that widespread chromebook adoption by schools has done to computer literacy in children
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
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