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Susieus Maximus

@susieusmaximus.bsky.social
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They say you are what you eat, but I don't recall eating a disgruntled old woman.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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Tedra Osell @tedos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The thing I most don’t understand about men is why, when a story about SA comes out, they identify with the perpetrator rather than the victim
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
please do not post photos of barbour jackets in early october if you're not also voting for policies to address global warming
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Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was thinking about a lot of different ones, but then I realized that although the ones thought of were beautifully choreographed and shot and edited, I don't love any of them like I love the bar fight in Shane.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Republican vote today."
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nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Academe continues to beclown itself
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Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Etruscans -- they're just like us!
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. — Kurt Vonnegut
a photo of Kurt Vonnegut smoking
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sorry, no, air travel is much much worse, you people have just internalized and naturalized abuse
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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The over the top supervillainy of these men. Red Skull and Lex Luthor having the dumbest most craven love child alive couldn't top this evil.
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thread.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People who call the polio vaccine a "fraud" are not "skeptics" toward vaccines, they are people with fixed views toward vaccines! (The name for that fixed view is "denial.")
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Incarcerated women report rampant sexual abuse by guards and the guards retaliate by spraying them with chemical agents and sending them to the hospital as a warning. Rape culture and brazen misogyny from the highest institution to the lowest.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Few things say "Jesus loves you" quite like spending your free time imagining various ways to kill someone
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Tom Kaspereen @tomspreen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You don’t know me but I reproduce by buuuddding
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 02/10/2026
My favorite part about this story is you know there's at least one person in this guy's life who has secretly been thinking I fucking bet this guy's dad is Michael McDonald but never said it because that's crazy and now he's losing his mind
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 02/10/2026
These guys keep revealing themselves as Nazis with wink-wink references to Nazis. What will it take for the traditional press to understand that?
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust)
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Dennis Mersereau 🛰️ @wxdam.com · 02/10/2026
Meteorologists have gotten really good at predicting disruptive events like hurricanes, blizzards, and tornado outbreaks with precision only dreamed of 30 years ago. Hurricane track forecasting has improved so that a four-day forecast now is about as accurate as a one-day forecast was back in 1991.
A chart showing the NHC's official track error trend in the Atlantic basin since 1990.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As Churchill famously said, we shall debate fascist semantics in the New York Times, we shall debate it on Channel 4 News, we shall debate it on the BBC (coming soon)... We shall never surrender! @astra.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/cd0kC...
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But IS IT fascism
YouTube video by Naomi Klein
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Emmasrandomthoughts 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌹 @countessemilia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Cuyahoga River used to be so polluted it would regularly catch fire. Today, people row boats on it and river otters swim and fish in it.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 01/10/2026
Yeah, I even did a quick blog post about it. charlesgaba.substack.com/p/one-more-t...
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One More Thing about that Kansas Senate campaign ad...
Fun with compound interest.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If ashli babbitt's family can get $5 million after she literally broke into the Capitol to overturn an election, Renee Good's family should get at least triple that for ICE agents murdering her in the damn street.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026
I don’t think John “torture memos” Yoo should be allowed to opine on ethics on national television or really anywhere
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 01/10/2026
Authoritarians always attempt to rewrite history and not just their own. Recent historical analysis since Watergate was that Nixon should've been prosecuted instead of pardoned. These anti-democratic freaks seek to not only bless Nixon's misdeeds but also claim he should've remained president.
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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And those voters are so goddamned privileged and complicit it's breathtaking that they feel comfortable bringing it up while armed federal officers occupy majority black cities and spirit people away to fucking black sites.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not mind-boggling in the slightest
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Yes, I’m wrong, but damn it! Am i wrong ENOUGH?!”
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Men Explain Rape to Me.
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Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, also, this is a complete non sequitur. Do they think Mike Johnson is some beloved figure who will rally Republicans to their cause? Because, um, no.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 29/09/2026
between the metaverse, the pervert glasses, and now this fuzzy avatar mess, Meta is on a generational run of real-world Black Mirror episodes
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up" - C.S. Lewis
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Yonah Freemark @yonahfreemark.com · 29/09/2026
617 days into his 2nd term, Trump's Department of Transportation has *still* not approved a single new transit project for full funding. The problems I highlighted in March—how this lack of funding only makes projects cost more & delays completion—have only worsened www.urban.org/urban-wire/r...
There have been no approvals for new transit projects in the entire 2nd Trump Administration. This graph, produced in March 2026, remains accurate now, in September 2026.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bumper sticker giveaway to all my followers
a blue bumper sticker that reads:

don't honk at me
i just read some terrible bluesky posts
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its so amateur to keep letting Republicans set the talking points. They should watch El-Sayed easily cut them off when they start and switch the topic to all the things they don't want to answer for. Trans Sports is the Flag Burning of the moment
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
About time someone Dems might listen to realized. The juice ain't worth the squeeze even if it shifts a few votes.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm…
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weird how no journos dropped this tidbit before the 2024 election.
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