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Formerly hegelhegelhegel elsewhere, now a girl here 2/14/25🏳️‍⚧️

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 19m
okay. i've seen enough. twinkphasers vs neetphasers is a real divide and you all need to cut it out
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 02/05/2024
thinking about the magic: the gathering streamer who wrote "do not talk about hitler on stream" on his hand, then proceeded to spend forty uninterrupted minutes talking about hitler
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この耐えがたい世界に残された最後の僅かな良心 @toskarin.bsky.social · 31m
the discord subforum feature is maybe the most anything has ever felt like going through hidden subterranean crawlways to talk in a small, metal room. you can feel the weight of the program around you when you're in there, and the air isn't good or fresh
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 52m
people scoff at this claim, but if your formula for toxicity is “inherently toxic dynamics * impact” x dot com is almost certainly the worst forum in internet history
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 5h
Schmitt: Who knew jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan? We had information he was at a basketball game. There was only one NBA game that night which is why I asked him if he was in Atlanta. He answered the question. That's what these hearings are for. You ask questions, you get answers. Smith has perjured himself before, but he says he's at the game. Maybe he's a Caitlin Clark fan. We'll accept that.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 7h
I actually don't think the Republican Senator mixed up "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes." Going by his own statements, it appears his staff saw he went to a basketball game on that date and googled basketball games and found the only men's game that night in the whole country was in Atlanta.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 1h
Jesus Christ Cornell
What use was it to bring the writer and activist Chanel Miller to campus in the spring just for fraternity brothers to scroll, bored, on their phones as she movingly shared her experience as Emily Doe, the victim of Brock Turner? As I wrote at the time, I was floored and dismayed as I sat in the audience with one of my brilliant undergraduates; we heard Miller’s shattering account of being sexually assaulted by Turner behind a dumpster at Stanford University after a fraternity party. Her talk was riveting, and there was so much to learn from it. And yet many of the male students who hailed predominantly from fraternities — 15 percent of each chapter was required to be in attendance — were so tuned out that Miller commented ruefully: “You know, this has been my hardest gig, because they didn’t turn down the house lights. I’m not sure how you professors do it, because it’s so hard looking out at this sea of mildly disgruntled faces. I mean, I’m sure you’re all very moved, but …,” Miller smiled. The implication being, it didn’t seem like it, from her angle.
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SuPo @supo.bsky.social · 21m
It is wild how much easier the rest of the essay is to read; it's very straightforward except for that section, which Davidson flags as a long aside! And he later expresses misgivings about the measurement analogy as a way of expressing the indeterminacy of interpretation, which makes it even more
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 13h
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 7h
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 5h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 5h
and for those crewmen who didn’t make it to the flagship on merit alone: we have space checkers. checkers! when you can’t chess.
two crewmen looking kinda listless playing “3d” of chess on a table with tiers…next to a much taller “3d chess board,” which the big kids play with.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 5h
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 6h
wowza, Susan. what knockers!
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 14h
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 6h
it turns out if you're stealth long enough in a particular job and you never bring up the t word and you're even moderately passing people will just assume you're just a tall woman or slavic or something and they're just like that i guess
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 6h
ai doomerism is non-trivially downstream of fate/stay night and i don't know how i'm supposed to be normal about that
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 07/09/2025
actionable threats are a magic ritual to summon mormons
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𝖔𝖝𝖈𝖔𝖝𝖆 ✨🔜 Roundhouse | Evo France | Youmacon @oxcoxa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII Rebirth) 🤍 I will try her in Street Fighter 6 next year ☺️
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 9h
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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David Dixon @dixondaver.bsky.social · 8h
Just making life worse for everybody for no reason.
cnn.com
TSA officers now not allowed to sit down while checking boarding passes and IDs | CNN
Airport security employees checking boarding passes and IDs will no longer be allowed to sit down while working, the Transportation Security Administration confirmed Tuesday.
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Len @len.bsky.social · 16h
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14h
no matter how badly donald trump loses the midterms he will never lose them as badly as he has lost canadian elections
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mcc @dryad.technology · 8h
Remember Bonzi Buddy? Well he's back— and he's learned to kill
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Kandorkovich @dangcoolgalaxy.bsky.social · 8h
I do think Peter Thiel is one of the only guys who actually believes in a non-negligible P(doom) value, because this what holding that belief sincerely would look like
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Ted Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 9h
A perceptive thread. Here's the shorthand I would use:
tedunderwood.com post from 22 hours ago: "For documentation, I think, it may have a place. But not for any genre of writing that implies a speaker."
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 9h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 9h
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Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 9h
I'm trying to figure out if I'm manly enough to enlist.
Screenshot of the shitty AI America dot gov chatbot.

Question: Does "misconduct" mean my sperm count was too low? 

Answer: No. Misconduct would mean a recruiter did something inappropriate-not that your sperm count was low.

Recruiters do not measure sperm by tasting or smelling a sample. That is not a test, and it does not produce a sperm-count result.
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 9h
Anyways I wanted to make this post: "You're so gender, I love your presentation" Nope I'm just a woman "You want to hold hands and braid flowers and yearn for a girl" Nope I'm just a lesbian "What are your pronouns" I'm a woman, what do you think
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 11h
Venezuela, not so much. An attempted military attack on Greenland or Canada, though? That could totally have happened. So could have an invasion of Cuba, resulting very possibly in the insta-collapse of the entire society and massive flows of refugees whom Miller would be trying to machinegun.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 9h
i personally feel that mamdani should stick to the jewish community like glue and flush out these freaks
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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 19/09/2026
If Batman really cared about Gotham, Bruce Wayne would set up a nonprofit investigating market-based, means-tested solutions to poverty faced by Pell Grant recipients who have operated a business in an economically disadvantaged Gotham neighborhood for not less than three (3) fiscal years.
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#1 Doukyuusei Fan USA @overthere.banginsummer.love · 9h
None of the discourse on this site will ever match the longevity of the hellthread. Face it, the best times are behind us
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 12h
How SEELE be pissin'
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 10h
*pushing up glasses* actually in english it's called gospel of the new century
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12h
Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 11h
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 14h
How the fuck are any of us functional. We’re 1% of the population, give or take, and we have Great Depression employment numbers
But Democrats in Republican-leaning districts are under pressure to respond. One Democratic strategist estimated that fully half of the GOP’s messaging this year has been around transgender issues — about the same time they’ve given the economy, data centers, immigration and crime put together.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 12h
the final point is something i think is very often missed. things like the major questions doctrine may look in the individual instance like a transfer of legislative powers to the presidency, or more pointedly to trump, but are ultimately the arrogation of legislative powers to the supreme court
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 28/09/2026
[robot girl blushing] th-the usb-b, babe, flip it around. you’re tr-trying to get it in with th-the angled edges down—just flip it and [the peripheral signal floods her cpu] YES
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 13h
Fern
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 14h
Lanae Erickson at Third Way said “practice saying ‘I trust parents in my district to make decisions for their kids more than politicians.’ Practice saying, ‘sure, we need rules but politicians aren’t the right ones to make it.’” This is basically how Democrats talk about abortion rights post Dobbs
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 13h
The case won't be argued until December, and a ruling might not be issued until June 2027. Flights can resume until judgment. Damn.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 14h
New way for trillionaires to debase themselves in breathless servitude to another man just dropped
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We believe superintelligence will create significant new opportunities for all people and businesses. Meta already serves billions of people at scale and helps hundreds of millions of businesses reach customers. Today we are starting the next major pillar of our business, Meta Enterprise Platform, to help businesses use Al to grow and transform in new ways as well.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Why doesn't Bruce Wayne use his enormous wealth and powerful physique to procure high end equipment and employ martial arts in the fight against crime
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🐍SNEGOVSKI @snegovski9623.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How to train your warrior:
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