ALT: Stop Saying Odd Shit

ALT: Bill Paxton: Game Over, Man! (Aliens)

ALT: Vegeta's Iconic 'It's Over 9000!!!' Moment

ALT: Tombstone: Well Bye

Airport security employees checking boarding passes and IDs will no longer be allowed to sit down while working, the Transportation Security Administration confirmed Tuesday.

A scrappy science project led to a significant discovery: two new species of a rare organism that could elucidate a fundamental transition in the history of life on our planet.

Pete Hegseth's State of the Force address doubles last year's cuts, targeting a 20% reduction in general and flag officer billets across all services.

ALT: Tim Robinson: You Sure About That?

ALT: Jonah Hill's 'Cut It' Gesture

Alt: The Simpsons: Steamed Hams Aurora Borealis scene “good lord what is happening in there

ALT: Joe Exotic: Never Going to Financially Recover