Sign in

MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer

@stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.6K following 6.9K posts

F1 should have start & park teams

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 7h
this classic tweet has been optioned for a $200 million 3-picture deal at Disney
@bathroom

welcome to the bathroom

9/12/07, 3:31 PM

30K retweets, 34.3K likes
1159767
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 12h
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
264109582197
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
David Kuhne @davidkuhne.bsky.social · 21h
It’s October and the Braves and Dodgers were playing in 100+ degree weather
4538783
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 13h
How to improve F1: drivers I like stop having a bad time, drivers I don't like start having a bad time
1425
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 22h
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
232647516
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Steel Haze @pauloprudente.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh to be a Gurgel X15 😭
Picture of the Gurgel X15 in beige, a kind of "jeep"-like car with a cute angled look
4381
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 23h
Nick Tandy just destroyed that Porsche
000
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 23h
in fairness i probably wouldn’t suck every gorilla’s dick to save humanity either
3421
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah that's what it reveals
0523
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
6485151179
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
12478325
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
312278265
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday
Michael Tracey: “Go fuck yourself”

Jared: “Buddy I would rather drive off a bridge than live the life you make for yourself”
373524199
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 03/10/2026
Halfway 2 Jesus by Kid Rock feat. Eminem
6193
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
170125242946
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hello. Editor, you’re not gonna believe the scoop I have
2158842
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This last month before the election is going to be Meltdown May on steroids, and not for no reason! People's nerves are fried.
030
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
03463615
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Tran Girlismo: The Real Podcast Simulator @trangirlismo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DUDES ROCK
830772
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026
my dude you flew a stop the steal flag outside your house
362326420
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
44145152725
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
punctuation @crip.es · 02/10/2026
opening a laundromat that’s also a bar
4242
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gattaca. Great flick
1645
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
high schoolers in france have more grit and bravery than our entire country
1339
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
4659271130
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao awesome
471844266
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell yea
020
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me every night for the last week because my toddler has become obsessed with "The Nutcracker":
010
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter
571141124
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mf gonna turn me catholic
211506186
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
daniel @danielsem2004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A strong tailwind had almost nothing to do with this incident. 11 separate events during the landing sequence called for a go around. The pilots ignored them all.
032
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In two or three years we're going to get some stories from those OG A-12/SR-71 engineers that NASA rehired to get the Blackbird flying again and the realities of how little technical competence and supply chain support remain in the country are going to read like a horror story
101
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Harrison Lee @harrisoncklee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very fun to imagine Leo zoning out and thinking about the Bears while the most uncharismatic men alive insist their plagiarism machine is smarter than SkyNet
41621121
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/10/2026
I am learning SO MUCH
7728
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it good that city councils are just outright bribing communities now
020
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Old enough to remember when Republicans were doing all they could to get Harry Potter removed from schools
050
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 02/10/2026
YOU ARE BEING LIED TO. THE SO CALLED VEGETABLE CRISPER JUST MAKES THEM COLD. THE AIR FRYER MAKES THEM CRISPY. WAKE UP.
1428532
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
6830218
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is what they think of you
031
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will become a 'Crusades Guy' if the Pope wants us to destroy all thinking machines
020
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
40119053093
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Using an AI scripted response and footage of the Titanic. No notes. @trashfuture.bsky.social
000
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
they're my favorite of the AI cults. yhey didn't sign up to make productivity software, they signed up to make the machine god!!
421351141
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
363167355
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
000
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
4852391242
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
I Pushed My Luck, Reheated My Burrito An Extra 30 Seconds, and It Exploded All Over The Microwave. Here's Why That's A Lesson for Democrats
401992172
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
the greatest green degrowth ecofeminist president of our lifetimes
291627175
Reposted by MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer
lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 02/10/2026
man the president sounds more like Dr Steve Brule every day
1296
MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I, too, have almost stopped a genocide
050